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Here we have my 2 most favorite of all Monsters. To the right, the veteran since MHFU, Nargacuga (Naruga as I call him, it sounds cooler). To the left, a newbie, but veteran since MHP3, Zinogre (Jinouga, as I prefer, because it also sounds better).

Naruga with his dark appearance and swift moves, and the call that sends shivers down my spine with pure exhilaration, he provides a challenge of speed and agility. Keeps me on my toes. But...not as much as Jinouga! Not as fast as Naruga, but he makes up for it in extreme power, with agility and ATTITUDE! Jinouga has a HATERS-GONNA-HATE walk, IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE! NO OTHER MONSTER DOES THIS! Another difference is Jinouga is the only of the two that has an element: Lightning! Naruga doesn't have any elements to use against Hunters, but I couldn't care less.

Each of these Monsters is always giving me a challenge, cornering me every chance they get and keeping me on my toes. Deviljho? Get that mothafucka outta here! Ooooh, Mr. McSlobberlips has hardened chin acne and corrosive spit and also eats the other monsters. Big deal! Jinouga BREAKS traps! Naruga? AVOIDS THEM TOGETHER UNLESS HE'S ANGRY!!! SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Also, their armors are fucking awesome! Jinouga looks like a demon shogun with a white wig for looksies and a giant left pauldron. Naruga? Makes you look like ninja with a ponytail made of scales! I mean sure, Rathalos armor looks sick, Rathalos Soul is badass, and don't get me started on Caeadus, Deviljho, and even Wroggi armor (makes me look like a fucking Outlaw Cowboy), but they can suck it! The monsters don't even pose a challenge compared to Naruga and Jinouga, for me, and they're not even the strongest monsters in the game.

...Any arguments against these two will be ignored. Thank you for letting me rant. You may go on about your lives.

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Here we have my 2 most favorite of all Monsters. To the right, the veteran since MHFU, Nargacuga (Naruga as I call him, it sounds cooler). To the left, a newbie, but veteran since MHP3, Zinogre (Jinouga, as I prefer, because it also sounds better).

Naruga with his dark appearance and swift moves, and the call that sends shivers down my spine with pure exhilaration, he provides a challenge of speed and agility. Keeps me on my toes. But...not as much as Jinouga! Not as fast as Naruga, but he makes up for it in extreme power, with agility and ATTITUDE! Jinouga has a HATERS-GONNA-HATE walk, IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE! NO OTHER MONSTER DOES THIS! Another difference is Jinouga is the only of the two that has an element: Lightning! Naruga doesn't have any elements to use against Hunters, but I couldn't care less.

Each of these Monsters is always giving me a challenge, cornering me every chance they get and keeping me on my toes. Deviljho? Get that mothafucka outta here! Ooooh, Mr. McSlobberlips has hardened chin acne and corrosive spit and also eats the other monsters. Big deal! Jinouga BREAKS traps! Naruga? AVOIDS THEM TOGETHER UNLESS HE'S ANGRY!!! SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Also, their armors are fucking awesome! Jinouga looks like a demon shogun with a white wig for looksies and a giant left pauldron. Naruga? Makes you look like ninja with a ponytail made of scales! I mean sure, Rathalos armor looks sick, Rathalos Soul is badass, and don't get me started on Caeadus, Deviljho, and even Wroggi armor (makes me look like a fucking Outlaw Cowboy), but they can suck it! The monsters don't even pose a challenge compared to Naruga and Jinouga, for me, and they're not even the strongest monsters in the game.

...Any arguments against these two will be ignored. Thank you for letting me rant. You may go on about your lives.