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Published: 2011-06-06 06:47:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 8461; Favourites: 136; Downloads: 18
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Hidan shouldn't have ....... Kakuzu is really going to kill him now.RUN HIDAN RUN!!!
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Hidan: hahahahaha...oh f**k! *runs like someone's chasing him with an ax* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!
Kakuzu: GET BACK HERE YOU IMMORTAL ASSHOLE!!!!
Hidan: F*ck no!Β
Me: RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!! *roflmfao*
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Hahahhahahhhhaaaa!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!! Lol!!!!!
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:kakuzu
:what?
:ibernd you mony >:3
:your little brat
:WHERE YOU THINK YOU GOING
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Lol awesome!!!
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Me: RUN BIATCH RUN!!! XD
Hidan: what did you just call m... oh F***..
Me: pffffff xD
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Eyup... ^w^
Hidan: ARHHHHHHHHHH! *running for his life*
Kakuzu: You're so dead, you piece of shit Hidan!
Me: This is better than watching a movie.. :'D
Hidan: Nici! Shouldn't you be helping me??????
Me: Naaaaaaah..
Kakuzu: Good girl... Now.. Get over here you stupid piece of crap! D:<
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(comes in with popcorn and pocky and sits down)
Me: Want some? (watches Hidan run by before laughing loudly) Get him Kakuzu!
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Me: sure! 
Hidan: You traitors!!! D:<
Me: Nope... xD Go get him KAKUZU!!! ;D
Kakuzu: Oh I will...
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Me: :3 Even if I did help Hidan, I'd be in trouble. So I'm a traitor out of necessity. XD (eats some pocky)
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Me: True.. xD
Hidan: ARHHHHHHHHHhhhhh.... *still running*
Kakuzu: Come here you piece of shit Hidan... D:<
Me: *snicker* x'D
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Me: Β Yeesh! It's been a year and he's still chasing 'im. Climb a tree already! Everyone knows Kakuzus can't climb trees!
Hidan: F***! Finally, someone's on my f***ing side!
Kakuzu: I'll get you for that, you brat!
Me: Pff! Whatever, Dei-kun get out here and bring your camera!
Deidara: What! Why, un? *appears with his camera*
Me: Hidan's stuck up a tree like a cat! BAHAHAHAA!Β
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Me: Hahahaha xD I'll get some more popcorn.. Want some, Morganne?
Kakuzu: You know, if you two weren't so damn valuable.. Then I would have taken you down on the spot..
Me: I know.. ^^
Kakuzu: *turns around to the tree Hidan was in* You better well damn come down here, you piece of shit Hidan!!
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Hidan: No f***ing way old man!
Me: This is better than Tom and Jerry! *munches on popcorn* I can hear the soundtrack playing. Or that could be my schizophrenia kicking in. Β *shrugs* Eh. Insanity's fun.
(Meanwhile, Deidara's been taking multiple pictures)
Hidan: Stop f***ing taking pictures a**hole!
Deidara: Are you kidding? Imma sell these on Ebay!
(Kakuzu's eyes light up at the thought of making a profit)
Me: Uh oh, Zu-zombie's got an idea! This oughta be good!Β
~NEXT!~
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Me: Heeeh~ *eating popcorn*
Kakuzu: Deidara, when you have made money out of those pictures, you give them to me.
Me: *calls out to Kakuzu, gaining his attention* Kuzu-chan~ look what I got ^^ *waves with 5000 Ryu in my hands*
Kakuzu: *eyes sparks. Tumbling her over to get the Ryu* Give them...
Me: *giggles as I'm laying on my back with Kakuzu hovering over me*
Nope.. ^^ Not unless you do something for me first *sly*
Kakuzu: *sigh* What is it you want then?
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Me: *thinks about it* As hilarious as this all is, how's about you quit chasing Hidan around, for a while at least. That sound good?
Hidan: F*** YEAH! I don't care as long as I f***ing get out of this f***ing tree!
Me: Zu-Zombie? Nici?Β
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Kakuzu: *glares down at Nici and nods in a somewhat agreement to what Morganne said* yeah yeah.. sure..
Me: *giggles as I remove his mask. Smiling innocently and stares back with big warm eyes*
Kakuzu: umm.. *not sure what to say*
Me: *Leans up and places a kiss on his soft lips, before I lay down again on my back*
Kakuzu: umm.. I... you.. *he freezes and blushes in a deep red color*
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(omigod, I'm dying over here!)
Me: KAHAAHAHAA! Reaction . . . PRICELESS!!!
Hidan: *tries to sneak away, keyword being try*
Me: And where do you think you're going?
Hidan: Umm, f***ing inside?
Me: *shakes head* Tsk, tsk, Hidan. Did I say you could leave? *smiles deceptively* Fangirl Style: Russian Aura Technique!
Hidan: *shaking in his boots, and sweating profusely*
Me: Aww! *glomps Hidan to the ground* You're just too cute when you're terrified!
Hidan: Get this f***ing crazy b**** offa me!
Me: Oh, you're too sweet. I am a crazy motherf***ing b****, aren't I? *snuggles into Hidan's chest*
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Kakuzu: *still blushing, but decides to lean down and kiss her back..*
Me: *Being surprised that he want's it, as he kisses me back.
I press a little more against his lips and wrap my arms around his neck.*
Kakuzu: *breaking the kiss for a moment to look at her*
... I just realized how precious you are to me... *said with a deep red blush*
Me: *giggles softly* aww.. that's so sweet~ *hugs closer*
Kakuzu: *smiles slightly and slides his arms around her back*
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Me: KYAAAAAA!!! *moe fangirling*
Hidan: AHH! My f***ing eardrums! D*** it woman!
Me: Don't care! Too much moe!
Hidan: Shut the f*** up. And stop with the d*** kissing!
Me: Aww, whatsa matta? *affects British accent* Do you not like public displays of affection? *sidles in front of Hidan with a predatory gleam in her eyes*
Hidan: F*** n. . . So that's how you want to play, huh? *steps closer with a shit-eating grin*
Me: *GULP!* Uh-oh, methinks my plan backfired!
Hidan: You f***ing think? *before she can run, Hidan traps her in his arms and drags her off into the wood*
Me: NOOO! I WANNA LIVE!! OR AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO WALK! *her protests are silenced for a minute or two before loud and surprisingly erotic moans and yelps are heard*
(I can NOT believe I just wrote that! 0/////////o)
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Me: *giggles* seems like they're having fun ^^
Kakuzu: mmm... *he muses as he locked their lips together again. Lifting her up and starts walking*
Me: Huh? Where are we going? c:
Kakuzu: *looks at her* You'll see *smirks*
Me: okay.. o:
Kakuzu: *stops at the bottom of a waterfall, laying her down on the soft grass.
Hovering over her and starts kissing again*
Me: *she wraps her arms around his neck as they start to make out.*
Kakuzu: *pulls both their clothes off as they lay there. The bushes around them, covering for unwelcome eyes.
And soon enough sounds of pleasure and love making can be heard*
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Me: *limps back into the clearing* Owww, didja have to be so rough?!
Hidan: *stupid smug smirk* Nope!
Me: *sigh* Didn't think so. Wait, where's Zu-Zombie and Nici?
Hidan: How the f*** should I know?! And really? Zu-Zombie?
Me: Quiet you! It fits and it could be worse!
Hidan: Really, what in h*** could be worse than that?
Me: *deadpan* Kaka-senpai, don't even start or I'll start calling you Hie-Demon.
Hidan: *opens his mouth for a nasty retort before a yelp stops him* The f*** was that?
Me: Don't know, sounded like it came from over by the waterfall.
*they go to investigate and part the bushes to find a rather disturbing sight*
Me: *firetruck red blush* How is that not painful?
Hidan: *blood dripping from his nose with the mother of all perverted looks on his face* Easy. Lube, flexibility, and double-joints.
Me: You've been reading those ridiculous Icha Icha books, haven't you?
Hidan: *eyes still on the two of you* Yes, yes I have.
Me: Ugh! Whatever, I'll leave you to your voyeurism. *stomps off inside the hideout*
*Hidan, watching with a careful scrutiny, reaches down past his waist and . . .* (not even gonna go there)
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Kakuzu: *Once they both finish, he swaps places with her. Making her lay on top of him with his akatsuki cloak on*
Me: *smiles* Wauw.. that was.. amazing~
Kakuzu: *sighs in satisfaction* Indeed.. *wraps his arms around her, pulling her closer*
Me: *snuggles against his chest*
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And I have nothing in reply to that. In fact, this little convo will probably scar a lot of people. It would have scarred me too, if it weren't for my mind being made up of scar tissue.
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Me: Hey kakuzu i'll give you 50 bucks to kick the shit out of him *looks at everyone else* mind if i join? Β
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Sky: Here we go again.. *walks into the changing room and changes into a towel, covering my whole body and joins the others*
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Me: hmmmm hey sky i have an ideaΒ Β
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Sky: Yeah? What do you have in mind?
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Me: we could make the tree branch break that hidan is on and give some help to uzu
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Sky: Consider it done~ *snaps fingers, making the branch break*Β
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Sky: *giggles while hiding behind the bushes*
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Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET HIDAN >
Hidan: what did you say? Β
kakuzu: did you forget about me?Β Β
Hidan: ohh shitt *runs like hell *Β Β
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Sky: *chuckles and sits back to enjoy the show*
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10 minutes before:
Hidan: Damn we're out of beer and I'm broke -.- Hmmm, I bet Kakuzu wouldn't notice if I just took five bucks off him..
*Kakuzu's senses tell him some of his money is missing*
Kakuzu: Who touched meh precious money??? HIDAAAANNNN!!!!!
Hidan: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Save me oh great Jashin! *runs like hell*
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poor kakuzu....why is hidan running?
he knows that doesnΒ΄t work.
and sorry if he took kakuzus money...i can understand him...
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I think when Kakuzu's pissed at you regardless of being immortal or not you RUN!
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awesome! XD Hidan will just come back again...
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LMAO!!! what, may i ask, did he do this time?
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Well, to me. Hidan used Kakuzu's money as sacrifices to Jashin but unfortunately Kakuzu found out about it and is now trying to kill Hidan
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