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A nice slice of pie OR three freaks a woman and a large slice of grandma’s cherry pie.

By Reggie Doherty

Dedication – to my dear friend Kayette, may your birthday bring years of pie.
Foreword: I do not own any of the following, Kayette, Myron, Bella Goth or a nice slice of pie; they all belong to their respectful owners.
Word of the wise: don’t read this whilst hungry.

It all started off in a room. A cold room. A dark room. Cold because the window was open, the purple drapes flapping into the wind, and dark because three idiots and a woman couldn’t find a light switch. “Ow. Stop that. Go away, take your hand off me, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!” Myron growled.
“Uh… Myron, that’s a lamp.” Kayette replied to the delusional wand.
“A lamp, then turn it on I can’t see!” Bella Goth stated.
“We are in the dark.” Noted Reggie who received a rather large THWACK off Kayette. Myron turned on the lights as the whole room appeared in colour, white furry couches, a plasma TV, a modern fireplace, chandeliers, a mini spa, a heap of broccoli, but in the centre there was, on a stand under a glass case, a beautiful slice of a delicious, tantalizing, cherry flavoured homemade pie, on the top was a note.

Dear Dearies my named Deadry, I baked a pie, don’t eat it, love Deadry.

“Can I eat the pie?” Bella asked.
“No.” Myron said.
“Can I?” Reggie asked.
“No.” Myron said.
“How about me can I eat the pie?” Bella asked.
“You already asked, NO!!!”
“Can I?” asked Kayette.
“IF BELLA CAN’T AND REGGIE CAN’T WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M GONNA SAY YOU CAN?!!!?!!?!” Myron growled and began hyperventilating. This made Kayette cry and run into the bathroom, but unfortunately the bathroom had a rather large purple monster in which was a cross between a turtle and a slug, it was a purple snail. A giant one too.
“Arf.” Said the snail. Kayette turned around and left when she went back in the pie was gone, all that was left was three crumbs, and their where three suspects, a stick of broccoli, a guy whose hair dye got to his brain and a woman who was incredibly sexy and flirtatious towards Reggie. Kayette then realized that the pie must’ve been eaten by one of those three, so she began her inspection as DETECTIVE KAYETTE
to be continued…

Description
A nice slice of pie OR three freaks a woman and a large slice of grandma’s cherry pie.

By Reggie Doherty

Dedication – to my dear friend Kayette, may your birthday bring years of pie.
Foreword: I do not own any of the following, Kayette, Myron, Bella Goth or a nice slice of pie; they all belong to their respectful owners.
Word of the wise: don’t read this whilst hungry.

It all started off in a room. A cold room. A dark room. Cold because the window was open, the purple drapes flapping into the wind, and dark because three idiots and a woman couldn’t find a light switch. “Ow. Stop that. Go away, take your hand off me, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!” Myron growled.
“Uh… Myron, that’s a lamp.” Kayette replied to the delusional wand.
“A lamp, then turn it on I can’t see!” Bella Goth stated.
“We are in the dark.” Noted Reggie who received a rather large THWACK off Kayette. Myron turned on the lights as the whole room appeared in colour, white furry couches, a plasma TV, a modern fireplace, chandeliers, a mini spa, a heap of broccoli, but in the centre there was, on a stand under a glass case, a beautiful slice of a delicious, tantalizing, cherry flavoured homemade pie, on the top was a note.

Dear Dearies my named Deadry, I baked a pie, don’t eat it, love Deadry.

“Can I eat the pie?” Bella asked.
“No.” Myron said.
“Can I?” Reggie asked.
“No.” Myron said.
“How about me can I eat the pie?” Bella asked.
“You already asked, NO!!!”
“Can I?” asked Kayette.
“IF BELLA CAN’T AND REGGIE CAN’T WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M GONNA SAY YOU CAN?!!!?!!?!” Myron growled and began hyperventilating. This made Kayette cry and run into the bathroom, but unfortunately the bathroom had a rather large purple monster in which was a cross between a turtle and a slug, it was a purple snail. A giant one too.
“Arf.” Said the snail. Kayette turned around and left when she went back in the pie was gone, all that was left was three crumbs, and their where three suspects, a stick of broccoli, a guy whose hair dye got to his brain and a woman who was incredibly sexy and flirtatious towards Reggie. Kayette then realized that the pie must’ve been eaten by one of those three, so she began her inspection as DETECTIVE KAYETTE
to be continued…