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sam-the-vampire — Will murder for Big Macs
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Published: 2009-07-28 17:43:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1358; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 34
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me and Jason voorhees holding the sign LMAO--
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Lol, this is hilarious XD
*gives 100 big macs to kill Justin Beaver*
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Huh, I'll give you anything besides a big mac!
* gives Jason a (buy anything for no money!) coupon *
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You can buy anything with it for NO MONEY! Woooot!
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Awesome! That looks like Zack Bagans from Ghost Adventures fighting Jason!
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ok if u kill freddy for me ill give u 50 big macs stupid freedy owes me 100 $ for scaring him in his own night mare
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wat bout jason he got anything to say?
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*looks at Jason* nope!
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hes not much a talker is he?
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*looks at Jason* nope ^^
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here -gives tracker- it will tell u where freddy is
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*takes tracker* thanx...well we better get started on our mission
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and i need to get to mc donadls
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Person:no no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH -blood spurts on the road-
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follow that scream! XD
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Me:um ill have 50 big macs plz
clerk
Me:im serious
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Sam:*taps freddys shoulder and hids my machete behing my back*
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Freddy:WAT DO U WANT?!
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Sam:i wanna play a game ^^
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Sam:too bad *cuts off freddys head*
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Sam:*smashes freddys head with a huge hammer*
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-freddys body starts to slash at jason-
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Sam:*sices freddys arms off and chops his arms into little pieces and keeps the claws as a souvaneir*
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-comes in- wow u do a nice job -gives 50 big macs-
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*takes big macs* thanx but im not done *chops off freddys feet, puts them in blender, blends them and gives to Hannibal* now im done *shoves big mac in mouth*
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*mmmm these are soo good ^^* want one?
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no im good -pulls out quarter pounder-
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*eats big mac* so how did you scare freddy anyways?
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everyone is affraid of somthing EVERYONE take jason for an exsample hes affraid of water
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yea i know...so did you light a match in his dream?
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nah i used a flame thrower and some c4
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haha nice XD that works
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yep he dissinagrated
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