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1) For those that have been asking I used : [link]

2) Shut up about all the things that are wrong. I made this before the movie was released, therefore it is based on the book descriptions (a book that describes most, if not all, it's characters as white). There are going to be things wrong with haircolours aswell.

3) I'm well aware that the vampires all look deathly pale, but guess what? They are technically dead. Your precious Robert Pattinson was gaunt, and sickly looking throughout the entire film franchise. Vampire are DEAD. They would have no pigmentation in their skin.

4) I'm not changing something I made in 2008. Get over it.

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Edward - Still in love with Bella.
Bella - Content with the way things are, and still in love with Edward.
Jasper - Starting to fall for Bella .
Alice - Sees this, but she's still in love with Jasper.
Jacob - Giving Edward death glares because he's in love with Bella too.
Emmet - Still in love with Rosalie
Rosalie - Giving Bella death glares.
Aro - Falling in love with Alice.
Victoria - Falling for Jacob
James - Sees this, and he's still in love with Victoria.
Carlisle & Esme - Looking at each other worryingly about what's happening.
Emily - Content & still in love with Sam .
Sam - Giving death glares to Victoria.
Jane - Falling for Sam .
Laurent - Is falling for Esme .
Mike - Scared at the way Lauren is looking at him, and he still is head over heels for Bella.
Jessica - Staring at Mike lovingly.
Eric - Falling for Jade.
Angela - She's just happy .

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For the record, I made this when I actually liked Twilight. I now find it a piece of revolting crap, and a complete and utter waste of paper, and film.
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Comments: 537

FluffPaintbrush [2014-08-15 13:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't you ever say anything bad about Twilight!

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geccarenee11 [2014-02-09 23:03:58 +0000 UTC]

It's kinda funny your version of Jessica looks kinda like me and my name is Jessica

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xXThe-WhispererXx [2013-10-20 18:24:18 +0000 UTC]

Cool

 

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xIceWolf [2013-07-25 19:57:21 +0000 UTC]

renesmee?

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BarbieGirl27 [2013-03-11 07:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I love TWILIGHT

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Cleothehedgecat [2013-02-08 00:13:15 +0000 UTC]

two words love... it!

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day79 [2012-11-26 21:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Should I read this series? I wanna have a fair judgement on each book series. (Refering to HP and Twilight).

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SammySteroid In reply to day79 [2012-12-27 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, I read the series when I was younger and at the time (I am so ashamed to admit this) I really enjoyed them. It wasn't until I gave them a re-read later that I realised what a total idiot I was, and began picking the series apart (critically). As you can probably guess from the discription I'm not a huge fan of the franchise at all anymore, however it has given me insight and I feel like I can pass judgement on the series, that I'm allowed to argue back and say it's God-awful (to put it mildly).

Basically, I'd give it a shot. Don't go into Twilight to compare it to Harry Potter though, they're both completely different series and the only things they have in common is the supernatural/fantasy element and they fact that Robert Pattinson is in both movie franchises.

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SammySteroid In reply to SammySteroid [2013-01-01 03:26:07 +0000 UTC]

You think Twilight looks interesting/awesome? I wouldn't get your hopes up too high aha. It's very poorly written with poor characterisations and themes. Anyway, give it a go. You may like it, you may not.

I'm, personally, not a huge fan of Robert. I do find it hilarious that he hates the Twilight franchise and author an awful lot, though.

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day79 In reply to SammySteroid [2012-12-28 09:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for that, I shall take it into consideration. But, I must say, I really am just gonna read Twilight because of Harry Potter, I think it'd be better then reading because I think it looks interesting/awesome.

Anyways, thanks again. Robert's awesome. The end.

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TeapotMysteries [2012-11-20 21:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Hello from #MovieCuties you've been feature in our blog. please drop by the group and fav it.

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MissSirPercival [2012-11-17 21:39:00 +0000 UTC]

As much as I dislike the whole waste of paper thing I still love the art. I added it as a favourite and I think it's so incredible.

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Accelia [2012-10-31 00:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Aro.. has white hair. O-O Okay.. made before the books... that makes sense, but they are all so adorable.

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Littleyaoimonster [2012-08-20 14:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Omg so cute

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SilverMoonlightArt [2012-08-11 16:25:15 +0000 UTC]

so creative!

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naturegirl13 [2012-08-10 22:51:47 +0000 UTC]

it wonderfull

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Sonicthehedgewolf [2012-08-10 01:17:13 +0000 UTC]

why is Aro's hair white

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hogwartsmember [2012-07-01 10:07:00 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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SammySteroid In reply to hogwartsmember [2012-12-27 21:10:44 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm going to assume they did steal it (as I'm not permitted to view the page) considering the date I posted this?

I hope you're aware I used a doll-maker though, and the art technically belongs to Lunaii-Dollmaker.

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SonicRainBoom12X [2012-06-25 07:13:43 +0000 UTC]

pfft... harry potter is way better...

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SammySteroid In reply to SonicRainBoom12X [2012-12-27 21:12:15 +0000 UTC]

Of course it is, but you can't compare the two. They're both completely different franchises with completely different morals/stories/meanings/characters/everything. I may not like Twilight, but at least I know it can't be compared to Harry Potter in any way, shape or form.

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Frosted-Feather In reply to SonicRainBoom12X [2012-08-01 16:57:47 +0000 UTC]

it's a completely different story line. You can't fairly compair too things that don't remotely relate.

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Yolo69 [2012-06-08 12:37:53 +0000 UTC]

they look amazing!!

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HappyWindyColdyDay [2012-06-06 20:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Aro looks like he's high

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Nataliebug2 [2012-06-06 20:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Love it!!!

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LoveGunnerMoonGoddes [2012-05-19 03:25:34 +0000 UTC]

(On the last line in your artists comments. Yes. exact same thing here. XD It's sad when we're honest enough to admit we once liked something that we soon realized was horseshit. right?)

Were you going by the books though? sorry, I have to be one of those people. XD Jessica had poofy black hair and Laurent was french. I think they made him Jamacian in hte movie because they needed more black people.

Is it racist to state that? I'm always so paranoid >.>

Ah, yes, and Jane had brown hair. (Not even the movie cared. But you gotta love Dakota. XD)

I'll stop being annoying now~ ^_^

Ohohoh! wait! one more thing!

Second look at it makes me want to start singing-

THE BRAAAADYYYY BUUUUUUNCH! THE BRADY BUUUUUNCH! A MORMAN LAAAADYYYY HAD A BRAINFART AND NOOOOW- WE'RE THE BRADY BUUUUUUUUNCH!

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SammySteroid In reply to LoveGunnerMoonGoddes [2012-12-27 21:18:26 +0000 UTC]

I was a delusional 14/15 year old, and I'd really rather forget about those dark days where I enjoyed Twilight.

I think I was? But I changed some crap around? Honestly, I can't remember. I think Laurent had an olive complextion in the books (I'm trying to dig around the vault of my brain where forgotten things exist), or had an olive complextion when he was alive so I did not know what the hell to do with him and just made him that undead pale-white look.

No, I don't think it's racist. I think it's more racist the fact that the author made most (all?) he characters white, because hello not everyone in the world is white. I didn't mind when they cast Laurent as a black male. The franchise needed some more diversity than that though.

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LoveGunnerMoonGoddes In reply to SammySteroid [2012-12-28 20:13:51 +0000 UTC]

I just remember he was french- and in the illustrated guide he was quite pale. I actually liked all the backstories there were for everyone in the guide.

Twilight's in Washington though, is Forks mostly white? It might make sense.

Butanywaythen- As for the vampires the only black ones were from Africa. XD I think. I dunno, maybe it's just that she doesn't describe them enough. Nobody knew if the Colin in the Volturi was a dude or chick until the guide came out.

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DiamondWeekes [2012-04-14 08:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Why did you put starting to fall for Bella? for jasper please answer.

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SammySteroid In reply to DiamondWeekes [2012-12-27 21:19:11 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't take this piece seriously at all. It's meant to be crack-y.

Plus, at the time, I shipped Bella/Jasper.

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dapplefern [2012-03-27 23:35:37 +0000 UTC]

haha, cute!!

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MrsDiesel [2012-03-21 17:06:59 +0000 UTC]

Omg!!! I think the BELLA one looks just like me! Thats perfect because I LOVE Edward SOOO much and we would make the perfect couple!!!! EdwardxBella(me) forever!

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ProfessorFoxy [2012-03-03 22:05:15 +0000 UTC]

THATS AMAZING! i have read all the books and i do think that laurent shud b darker but i like it just the way it is and i dont think u shud change a thing

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Prowls-little-angle2 [2012-03-03 10:03:16 +0000 UTC]

11 Fricken sparkly vampires who suck
7 humans *no comment, thier huamn!*
ONE FRICKKEN SPARKLY-SUE!!!!

yep, agree with you on all counts...I used to love that fucked up exscuse of bullshit, when I was 12.
now, I hate it
forever!

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Cheerios11 [2012-02-23 20:37:32 +0000 UTC]

More like Jasper- I want to eat u bella
and Alice-oh no imma have to tackle him

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OverlyHyper123 [2012-02-16 00:05:14 +0000 UTC]

O o messed up! In a cute and adorable way though.

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The next time you annoy someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

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Twoderful [2012-02-14 09:36:49 +0000 UTC]

SO CREATIVE!

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98kitty19 [2012-01-31 20:51:18 +0000 UTC]

you r awesome!

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animefreakster122 [2012-01-19 16:44:37 +0000 UTC]

two people only look like twilight people

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Twitchy-Eyebrows [2012-01-15 10:08:07 +0000 UTC]

[link] TEAM ALUCARD

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ShadowEar [2012-01-01 14:32:09 +0000 UTC]

right, most of the hair is the wrong colour! other than that, its epic

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LittleMrsMoffett [2011-12-07 00:31:00 +0000 UTC]

Actually, Laurent should NOT be darker. If you read the Twilight Saga: The Official Guide it explains that, when one turns into a vampire, venom leeches all pigment from the body. Scars, freckles, birthmarks, and even tattoos will disappear as will all skin pigment. Those who had dark skin in life MAY have an ever so slight darker tint to their skin, but not by much. So Laurent was no supposed to be a black guy with dread locks. He's French and he has shoulder-length, black curly hair and pale skin with a slight olive tint.

So don't listen to those who base their opinions on the movies.

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fictionaloutcomes [2011-12-01 01:06:21 +0000 UTC]

jaNe!!!! NN<<<

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fictionaloutcomes [2011-11-30 22:40:37 +0000 UTC]

did u use the sameskin tone 4 all of them..edward looks more purple...like white purple

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fictionaloutcomes [2011-11-30 22:39:54 +0000 UTC]

omigod cuteee!!

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alwaysdeathless [2011-11-23 18:58:17 +0000 UTC]

They are so cute!!!!

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Elawana [2011-11-19 21:45:23 +0000 UTC]

They aren't gray, Calisle is my ultimate favorite, Aro is black haired, Laurent is black, Emmet looks childish, Emily needs a scar, your forgeting Renesme, Edward doesn't have red hair, James needs to be more insane like. Thanks.

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ppgluver [2011-11-06 17:01:54 +0000 UTC]

and eric is asian meanin his eyes should be slant and hair should be black

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ppgluver [2011-11-06 17:01:20 +0000 UTC]

........laurent is black. and aros hairis black and jessicas hair is brown

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SchnTgaiTArielTXairi [2011-10-23 05:01:32 +0000 UTC]

it was stated in the books that even though victoria was in love with him james was never in love with her and used her for a tool because her talent was always finding an escape route

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