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   I woke up the latest. I smelled eggs and pancakes with syrup…yuck. Then I took a whiff of bacon, sausage, and ham… much better. I stretched a little and walked to the kitchen, hoping my nose was correct.
   "Morning," Zelda greeted.
   "Morning sleepyhead!" Peach giggled.
   "Morning Zelda put a sock in it Peach." I said.
   "Aw… is someone grumpy?" Peach said, putting her life in danger.
   "I said to put a sock in it, didn't I?"
   "Hee hee; boy Samus, you've got some issues!" That was when I had enough and stuffed a whole pancake in her mouth. She shrugged then chewed.
   Zelda giggled, "This is exactly why I love it when you girls sleep over!"
   "Whatever…" I said as I was rolling my eyes and taking a bite of bacon I stole from Peach's plate. Then we heard knocks on the door.
   Zelda opened it to find Link. She hugged him, kissed his cheek, and entered the room. "Hi Peach, hey Samus," we both waved for we had food in our mouths. I think Peach still had that pancake in her mouth; I tried so hard not to laugh. "One of your soldiers told me to tell you that some knights are here to see you guys."
   "Ok, we'll get ready then! Thank you Link!" Zelda said.
   "No problem,"
   "Feel free to have something to eat!" Zelda said as she walked away with us.
   "Thanks Zelda,"
   I was the last to finish getting ready. I brushed my hair, tied it, and put my Power Suit on. "What's the point of putting on the Suit?" Peach asked.
   I looked at Zelda, "The people we're meeting are guys right?" she nodded. I looked at Peach again, "That's why," and then I walked out the door. I just don't want anyone else to take advantage of my looks, again.
   We walked to the Temple to find a man with a red and ripped bottom cape and a HUGE golden sword that he was carrying with one hand and with either a flat chested woman or a man that's really gay…
   "Marth, Ike glad you guys made it!" Zelda greeted
   "Of course princess, this is about our castles after all." The feminine man said with a smile.
   "Oh, this is Princess Peach and Samus the bounty hunter." Zelda introduced. Peach greeted them with a stutter. I just waved at them carelessly.
   "Nice to meet you both," Ike said shaking our hands.
   Then Marth said, "Hello there ma'am and sir…"
   "Sir?!" I yelled with my canon pointed at his face, "What do you mean sir?!"
   Peach covered her mouth, Zelda face palms, and Ike was wide eyed. I was waiting for an apology until Marth said, "Okay then…robot?"
   That was the last straw, "Consider yourself dead…" I warned and shot a charge beam at him. Ike blocked it for Marth and tried to counter attack me but I dodged it. Then he attempted to slice at me, but my arm canon blocked it. Then I tried to punch him with my free arm, but he grabbed it. My canon and his sword and both of our free arms were struggling against each other.
   "Stop fighting, both of you!" Peach said, but I guess we ignored her.
   "So…what are you again?" Marth asked which really ticked me off.
   "Idiot!" I yelled, then pushed Ike down and removed my helmet, "I'm a girl!"
   "Oh… wow Ike… you were just beaten by a girl!" Marth said.
   I glared at him; "Say that again," I dared with my canon pointed at him.
   "Glad to see everyone getting along…" Zelda said sarcastically.
   I had to admit that Ike was a strong Brawler. I would like to battle him for a real fight. "I'll be back," I said, slowly lowering my canon.
   Then I went behind a wall and took off the whole suit, then came back. "I-I deeply apologize for this…" Marth said.
   I nodded and looked at Ike, "I'm sorry too Sa-"
   "You're pretty good. We should battle again sometime," I interrupted.
   "Sure…"he said, "How about tomorrow at noon?"
   "Sounds good to me; Meet me here." I answered.
   Marth smirked at Ike. I had my gun pointed at him again, "Don't even think about it." I said, and then left home. I felt everyone's stare, especially Ike's. There was something about him I just couldn't put my finger on. Something I haven't felt in a long time…
   I came home and decided to lie down. I realized I could have beaten the crap out of Marth and Ike. Was I going easy on them? No, Samus Aran doesn't let a person live with those kind of comments. Then why didn't I make him bleed? Am I becoming weak? Wow…I really need to spend less time with Peach…
   I decided to take a stroll before I went to bed. On my walk, I felt a large bang on my back. I pointed my canon at the target. It was just Fox…running and jumping everywhere. "He discovered chocolate and sugar cubes if you were going to ask…" said a familiar voice behind me.
   I turned around to find Lucario. He actually spends most of his time meditating at Snow Peak, so no one sees him that often. "Lucario, what are you doing here?" I asked.
   "Well two reasons…first is because of you. I thought I saw a vision of you being attacked…"
   I thought for a moment…Ike. "It's nothing, just a… misunderstanding,"
   "Alright, and the second part well…" he looked at Fox, "to prevent that…but I guess I'm a little late."
   I laughed, "Well he won't be afraid of anything now, I'm sure of that."
    "You should have seen him when he saw a cat wandering around." He smiled.
    "Best if I go back…you know where to find me if you need me," then he touched my shoulder. He had a surprised look on his face looked at me then smiled… "Best if you see Peach for that,"
   "What are you talking about?"
   "Oh nothing…." He laughed then left. He is so mysterious sometimes.
   I checked the time and it was getting late. I needed rest for tomorrow's Brawl; wait…do I? And what did Lucario mean by "Best if you see Peach for that"? Did he mean Ike? What does-Oh…well maybe this is one time where Lucario is wrong; or is it? I really confuse myself sometimes.