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Sandvich33 — Creepypasta the Fighters: Laughing Jill

Published: 2014-07-20 12:35:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 9149; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 0
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Description Bio: Jill is an energetic, skilled, fun clown. She loves to go out on killing sprees when the mood strikes and mostly trains or other stuff. Jill was once a nice clown until she turned bad (just like LJ), so now she's a homicidal clown. Jill is really a nice person...once you get on her good side, besides her dark powers, she really is a down-to-earth girl....at times. She was created by a lonely 6-year old girl named Mary, who was the great-great-great-great grandmother of Isaac, and Mary lived in Victorian times. During those times, Jill was bubbly and goofy. She had pink eyes and purple, curly hair, as well as a pink dress, a purple bow, pink-and-purple-striped socks, and purple shoes. Mary always played with her, and her parents shrugged it off as a normal phase. This phase, though, got worse. 4 years had passed and Mary still played with Laughing Jill, which concerned her parents. They thought she may have gone insane or had a case of schizophrenia. She was sent to an insane asylum for two years due to claiming to see what was presumed to be unrealistic objects. Jill's colors began to lightly fade, making her concerned. When Mary told the doctors that she saw Jill, she was shot in the back of the head. That was the straw that had broken the camel's back for Jill since at that point she was a monochrome cosmic entity of sorts. No thanks to Mary's parents and the doctors, Jill went from a sad clown to a homicidal maniac, thus killing one of the doctors and Mary's mother.

Powers/Weapons: Jill is able to generate powerful machinery including guns, weaponry, and even dark powers to make one go mad as a hatter. Her favorite weapon with all of that is her chainsaw, which she can be seen carrying when needed, either in battle or when she's feeling like a happy camper.

Special Moves:
*Chainsaw Dash - Jill dashes towards the opponent with a strike of her chainsaw.
*Spinning Chainsaw - Jill spins around like a top with her chainsaw erect.
*Chainsaw Madness - Jill slashes the opponent 4 times with her chainsaw.
*Over Here! - Jill vanishes, then reappears behind the opponent.
*Tommy Gun - Jill gets out a tommy gun and shoots down the opponent.
*Throw - Jill seizes the opponent in one clawed hand, then smacks him/her away with the side of her chainsaw.
*Reverse Throw - Jill places the opponent in a cannon facing the other way, then fires him/her out.
Super Move:
*Out Come the Claws! - Jill's nails extend into claws as her teeth form into razor-sharp fangs. Along with this, she gains a new movelist for a short while:
**Neck Slicer - Jill performs an upward-aimed, dashing slash at the opponent.
**Ankle Slicer - Jill performs a dashing slash at the opponent close to the ground.
**Decapitating Slice - Jill hops onto the opponent's back and slashes him/her once before hopping off and shoving him/her with her feet.
**What's Your Flavor? - Jill chomps at the opponent in a cartoon-y manner a la Spike from Tom & Jerry.
**Bladed Top - Jill spins around with her claws, slicing the opponent as they both ascend.
Creepy Finishers:
*Juggling Chainsaws - Jill creates a pair of duplicates of her chainsaw and juggles all 3 of them. After 10 seconds, she passes one to the opponent, who gets stabbed by the construction tool. Jill then catches one chainsaw and makes the duplicate disappear. She then notices that she had the duplicate, then catches the real one. With her other hand, she does a facepalm, but laughs into her own white palm.
*Finish the Sucker! - Jill uses her chainsaw to sever the opponent's torso. She then jumps up and does a turning twirl as she saws off the opponent's left arm and splits him/her in half.
Friendship:
*Jill gets out a red balloon and says, "Now you know why there are 99." She then releases it and laughs.

Intro Pose:
*Jill picks up her chainsaw and revs it up saying, "Let's have a jolly time!"
Win Pose:
*Jill spins her chainsaw on her nail.
Victory Pose:
*Jill scratches the "camera lens" with her fingernails, writing "Jill was here".

Win Quotes:
*"Blimey, do I suck at a game of 'Don't Kill'."
*"Do you have Prince Albert in a tin? You do? Well, you better let the poor sod out!"

Arcade Mode:
Intro:
*Many years after the incident with the parents and doctors of Mary, Jill was still killing denizens left and right. However, she felt a bit glum that she didn't have anyone that was like her. Not even any other female serial killers in real life. One day, she was approached a being who went by the name of Creeps McPasta. He told her about a god that was gathering people to fight, and the winner would get their wish granted. Hoping to find someone she can relate a lot to (maybe even ANYONE), she entered the tournament, chainsaw in hands.
Ending:
*After defeating Mr. Creepypasta, Jill came across someone. His name was Laughing Jack. He had matted black hair, a black-and-white-striped cone nose, pale and rubbery skin, a raggedy and monochrome clown outfit as well as feathery shoulders, and a grin of sharp teeth. They became friends and attended to their usual activity: killing. Though now that Jill had Jack with her, it doubled the fun for her.

Rival: Suicidal Squidward
Laughing Jill: *sees Suicidal Squidward on a beat-up version of his recumbent bicycle* "Hey there, sir! Turn that frown upside-down!" *cracks Squidward's neck upon twisting his face around; laughs*
Squidward: *twists it back* "Do you mind? I have a concert to get to." *goes back to biking* "So don't any sad clowns like you come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!" *to himself* "Sad clown." *laughs* "Sad--" *laughs* "--clown." *laughs*
Laughing Jill: "Hmm..." *a light bulb explodes over her head* "Aha!" *creates a mine launcher to...well, you likely know what*
Squidward: *gets blown off his bicycle and falls face first on the ground*
Laughing Jill: *peels Squidward's hyper-realistic-bloody face off of the ground* "Don't take this as anything romantic." *re-inflates his face like Patrick once did in Naughty Nautical Neighbors* "Now that I have your attention, how about a game of Death Tag? I'm it!" *giggles*
Squidward: *sighs* "You're making me wish I was with SpongeBob right now." *cocks his shotgun*
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Comments: 3

SabrinaNightmaren [2014-08-05 23:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap this looks actually pretty neat!

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Sandvich33 In reply to SabrinaNightmaren [2014-08-06 01:05:36 +0000 UTC]

"Holy Mysharona, another "sempai noticed me" moment! Okay. Stay calm. Don't go crazy. Don't go crazy...whatever you do, don't...GO..."
*spits out whatever he was drinking in surprise*

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ask-theangelofsouls [2014-07-20 17:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Voiced by Susan Einsenburg

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