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How tibleam makes deals with certain, Suppliers of the weapons her Army of Roses use. God this was something im a little proud of but mostly happy to finish.Tibleam: so lets talk a little bit about this deal of yours, Laser rifles, assault craft and a large supply of ammunition for what again?
Van: I'm sorry, i forgot...would you please tell me again what you had to offer? -gulp-
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(busts a door in) GO GO GO!
Hank: Right men move in!
(hundreds of soldiers run in) Remember we want the Leader of the Army of Roses alive!
Tibleam: FUCK!
Van: I'm not going to jail am I?
Me: (Kills Van) He wasn't taking a deal I could make, that means less money in my pocket...
Tibleam: What do you got?
Me: What do you need...
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van: WHAT? i aint dying that easily... i was here first!
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I just broke the rules of Kingdom Hearts by bringing Vincent Valentine here! He's in limit breaker form (black wolf comes in and rips Van's arm off)
(Vincent returns to normal) Ugh where's my gun?
Me: DAMMIT WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS GAVE HIM THE LIMIT BREAKER EARLY?!
Vincent: (Searching bag) YOU BASTARDS TOOK MY GUN!
Me: (Hands him a rifle) Finish him
(Sub Zero flies in and rips Van's skeleton out)
Me and Vincent: YOU BASTARD!
Vincent: You stole MY KILL (takes Sub Zero's head off with rifle)
Me: Yeah let's see him get past that shit
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Johnny Cage: *comes from nowhere and kicks Vincent's head clean off his shoulders* Oh yeah! I make this look easy.
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Me: Um dumbass HE'S ON OUR SIDE
JC: Oh yeah...
Me: Jackass
JC: MAKE UP YOUR MIND AM I A JACKASS OR A DUMBASS?
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You: Both!*shoots JC in the head* Hopefully that's the last I see of y-
*wall explodes*
You and Tibleam: WTH?!
And from the hole, 15 more Johnny Cages rush in!?
The JCs(all together): Your gonna get CAGED!
A ninja-scientist person: *appears in a puff of smoke and point at you* Cage-Clones, Kill Them!
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(holds up a detonator and blows the Cages all sky high before they can attack)
Me: Three seconds to use a detonator is more than enough, LEGENDARIES GET MOVING SURROUND THE AREA WITH DEFENSIVE CIRCLES
(The cloned pokemon do as they're told) Good you will all be treated to a very good meal, and if somethings wrong (kills one of the cooks) the head chef's dead, remember cooks not a single thing wrong, your actions are what will keep you all alive
Tibleam: How much for C4
Me: How much you buyin?
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You and Tibleam make the deal while all the legendaries are outside the building defending against legions of Johnny Cages pouring out of numerous portals of unknown origin from all sides.
Meanwhile at ninja-science labs, one ninja speaks to himself.
"Wha-Whats happening? We're just sending them all at once with out a single strategy! Whats wrong with you guys!? I played strategy games before when I was a kid and I can tell you, massing a single type of unit rarely works. Man, I told 'em not stop at Cage, we should have at least Jax or Lu Kang or Kabal but no, send actors against GIANT BEASTS! the only way we got them to fight was to convince them they were in a movie and tell them individually they were real while the others were clones that think they're real. My voice falls on DEAF EARS!. We're never gonna win the Science-Ninja Mecha-Pirate wars at this rate. The only way we could win is to steal weapons and tech from that Van guy and that space creature and we suck at that too! He's probably laughing at us right now, wait.. What does this report say? He was killed by sub-zero and some other guy!? ARGH! No-one listens to me! The Lin Kuei make better assassins then us, They even have cyborgs in their ranks! The Shirai Ryu can out-smart us and they're extinct! We should stop sending men blindly to their death for mere testing and rushing head on and actually use stealth like the ninjas we are! you know what? screw it, I taking control of the portal generator and none of you are gonna stop me."
A few portals close and reopen inside the building.
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Me: (noticing portals) FUCKING NOBODIES! AGH!!!!
Tibleam: Stop worrying and come back to bed
Me: (putting on trench coat) FUCK THIS! I AM NOT LETTING THOSE FUCKERS RUIN EVERYTHING AGAIN!
Tibleam: Not a hot Idea to rush into battle
Me: Dammit, HANK! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YA LOUSY NEVADA BORN INGRATE?! WE'RE GOING ON FUCKING KILLING SPREE!
Hank: Bout fuckin tim Lt
Me: It's Royal forces Lt to you soldier
Hank: You got into the guild of douchebags?
Me: I've killed you once before I can do it again
Hank: Because you know Black magic and have Ninja Training
Me: Spent more time on that then you have building a fuckin life
Hank: Ok sure Comet (opens the door) Ninja Scientist work...
Me: LEGENDARIES DO NOT LET ANYONE PASS
(The Pokemon Clones do as ordered)
Hank: Sir we need to retreat
Me: NO NO NO FUCK THAT I'M NOT RUNNING AGAIN! That's what got Sora killed
Hank: We NEED TO CUT OUR LOSES AND RUN!
Me: (sighs) fine, everyone except me leaves the facility, leave a ship for me to go back home in IF possible...
Hank: Sir...
Me: THAT'S A FUCKIN ORDER!
Hank: Yes sir... (he leaves)
Me: Fuck, if those assholes drop a EMP I won't be able to use my left arm anymore... (rubs arm) I even remember how I lost you... Fuckin Axel, got a lucky hit... Too bad it was the only hit he landed before I killed him (watching ships fly off) God I hope I know what I'm doing
(King Mickey is watching from a mysterious orb, concerned about him, his records and vitals on display, above the words "Royal Forces Lieutenant Comet")
Mickey: Minnie the report?
Minnie: Here (King Mickey is flipping through it) Will he live?
Mickey: God help us all if he doesn't
???: I'll go there to fight with him
Mickey: Your place is here Leon, with the Queen
Leon: Then who's going to help the poor bastard? If you haven't noticed he's the last of his kind!!!
Mickey: I know! More the reason I'm putting a red flag on that planet... Comet, you fuckin wolf, get your ass out of there...
(Under Comet's Ranking and armed forces sector his Race is displayed as a "White Wolf")
Minnie: Comet, don't do anything wreckless...
(on the planet)
Comet: That's the last of them... (sits down)
(an Arcanine appears and licks at a cut on Comet's chest)
Comet: Aww girl, you were supposed to go with the others...
(Arcanine looks at it's master)
Comet: I'm glad I have you (hugs Arcanine)
(Arcanine rushes behind Comet, and the sounds of it being brutally stabbed)
Comet: ARCANINE! YOU BITCH!
???: But Comet, it was in the way!
Comet: I'll kill you now once and for good Maleficent!
Maleficent: But how could you say that? You're like a son to me...
Comet: (Charges with a golden Katana) DIE!!!
(the Ninja responsible for all of the JC's appearing before *the second attack* dies for Maleficent)
Maleficent: The world is better in darkness...
Comet: IT'S THE LIGHT THAT MAKES THE WORLD BETTER! (stabs Maleficent) BLEED MOTHER FUCKER BLEED!
(all thats left is the cloak and comet heads for a UNSC Longsword Model spacecraft in the distance)
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Meanwhile in the Longsword a lone voice echos:
"If anything good came from this, it would be a lesson to my clan about never swearing loyalty to a guy named Maleficent." says the Science-Ninja who fiddled with the portals.
"Now that science-shogun Bob is dead at least there would be one less ass-hole in the universe, I wonder why he cloned so many Johnnys in the first-place, everyone knows he hates the guy's movies, especially ninja mime. Maybe that's the reason he made so many, to see them all die. Now where's the armory, there must be something for me to steal. I hope they have those plasma-shuriken pistols, or a laser Katana. What I find weird here is they pay as much attention to me as my own clan, its like I'm invisible, you'd think that a man with a ninja outfit and a lab coat would stand out a bit."
He wanders around the ship in high profile with noone noticing, not even the cameras or the soldiers that bump into him. "I wonder what they were dealing for in the first place, well it'd better worth coming here, and the Mecha-pirates or the cyber samurais better not attack while I'm away, that always happens and they dont even know me! Its almost like the only reason I'm in the clan other than my expertise in making and using laser and plasma cutter technology is that I ward-off those guys."
He finds the armory and searches for weapons of stealth." Sweet! They do have 'em! Now to arm myself and carry as much of these as I can, I've broken the code and disobeyed orders, along with using the portal generator without permission, they'll want my head now, maybe if I bring back DNA of Van and Sub-Zero they'll forgive me and next time we would be able to take-down those giant monsters from earlier, ya know... All things considered, we should clone those things instead, Johnny Cage was a descendant of warriors who were bred for gods and those thing took out an entire army of them! Its as embarrassing and the time the zombie plague broke out early in the bio-labs. And its not the first time we sent millions to their graves, we are the reason the cyromancers are extinct in the first place! Besides, It'd be awesome to ride those things on their back to a primitive alien planet and have the inhabitants worship me as a god."
He gets what he could and takes the heads of Van and Sub-Zero before they could be cremated on the ship and jumps through a portal, back to Science-Ninja Labs.
"AlrightI'mbackpleasedontkillmeIhavegoodcloningmaterialsothatwecanwinnextti-WHOA!"
The place is in ruins and everyone is dead.
"I smell Bushido, the cyber-samurais were here, cant say I'm surprised though, we sucked so much. Oh well, there is only one honorable thing left to do."
"Put these heads in the freezer, fade to obscurity, buy a rebreather, tame and train a giant turtle, turn it into a cyborg, use it as a platform to stand on at sea at night as I shoot passengers of cruise-ships with
tranquilizer darts, scale the hull of the ship, steal their stuff, sell 'em at the highest bidder, repeat steps 6-9 for the next 5 years, and earn enough money to create and fund my own ninja clan and name it 'Techno-Ninjas' and have them be a better, stronger, smarter, and more honorable version of these lame-os. I wonder what I'd do if the clan comes back from their graves to haunt me and tell me to avenge them and kill the guy who killed Bob. Nah, I'll just trap their souls in a generator and use it to power my fridge."
And he goes and does exactly what he said he'll do.
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(returns with the cut bleeding even more than it was before leaving)
Me: Fuck I need a Doctor, and right away...
The surviving Ninja: Did someone say, Doctor?
Me: (turns around) The fuck are you?
Ninja: Nobody of importance, now, I want to help you
Me: (sniffs the air) You smell of sub-zero's blood... (charges)
Ninja while dodging: I really wish you wouldn't do that...
Me: What do you want?!
Ninja: You're blood, to do studies...
Me: (pushes self destruct button while in orbit) Over my cold dead body (grabs Vincent's corpse and jumps out)
Ninja: The fool won't even live to see tomorrow after that fall... this new planet is mine
(about 45 minutes later in the Emergency Royal Forces Observation Bay)
Me: (dragging Vincent in) I'm home!
Minnie: COMET! Get him a Doctor!
(Mickey faints)
Me: He still has that fear of blood huh?
Leon: (Takes Vincent's body and holding the head) I'll take him to the revival room
???: I'll take him to a white mage
Me: Oh fuck no Yuffie!
Yuffie: Why?
Me: I can walk I'll go myself
Minnie: Please be careful...
(while walking into the white mage labs) What I would give for a meal right now... I'd lose my left arm again
White mage: Hold still please
(white light surrounds the wound and disappears)
White mage: Any broken bones or other wounds
Me: No (walks out)
White mage: (feeling the pendant above her breast) Ok, feel better...
(Comet goes to his room and looks at the empty Arcanine bed) I miss you Puppy... (Comet goes to sleep, only to be met with nightmare of the previous battle)
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The ninja: "Heh, that guy is so stupid. I wish that I could have told him that I disabled the self-destruct mechanism save for the alarm the moment I got here, that way I can see the look one his face before I knock him out cold and take a liter of-wait, did he just talk to me? that means he actually noticed me, no-one ever does that, EVER! Oh well, with the alarm going off the occupants are gonna rush and take all the escape-pods so I have to hurry, I may know how to make a compact plasma chainsaw but I don't know shit about flying this thing."
As he hastens to the E-Pods (he is also the first to arrive) he converses with himself out loud again.
"What did I mean when I said this world is mine? I know I'm gonna establish a new ninja clan here but that doesn't mean there aren't other clans native to this world. Besides I'm not some sort of-crap how do I open this thing, there its opened,(he get's in and closes) Now how do I launch this th-oh wait I got it(launches).
I'm not some sort of evil dictator like that one German guy with the funny mustache, not even knowing what I meant is about as confusing as the time I dreamed I was a Mexican game-show host in Russia, I literally didn't know what I was talking about, just before I woke up I called someone named Lucy a 'bruha' then a big, white-furred, humanoid, cat lunged at me. Come to think of it, I wonder why that guy tried to kill me, I would have gotten the blood I wanted, and he would be healed, its a win-win! So of course fate decides to make it hard for me, AGAIN! Maybe its because I had Sub-Zero's head, or whats left of it, with me, he must've either thought I was he brother and came to avenge him or that I killed the other Sub-Zero and and wanted to kill whoever slaughtered my next prey before I could. Either way its stupi-"
*crash*
"oof! hey, I must've landed.
*exits pod*
"I hope this world has pizza, I miss pizza, well now that I can breath fresh air my mind's now thinking faster, why did I jump back to the ship when I could've carried out my 5 year plan back on the planet where I came from? Right, now I remember, 'cause with my clan dead they wont expect a survivor on a distant planet building a new clan. I hope I'm not the only human here, if so then I'd stick out like a sore-thumb and be easily found by the damned space-faring Mecha-Pirates. I wonder if giant turtles exist here too, that way I'd still be able to tame one and stand at sea and shoot cruise-ship passengers with tranq-darts, I think I'll name it flippy."
He continues to converse with himself as he walks out of the park he crashed in at night.
"Thinking back, I guess trapping restless souls of my former clansmen is pretty cold and heartless, I don't want to hear cries of the damned whenever I get a midnight snack, I guess I'll just take revenge for them but not until I have my own ninja clan under my rule. I also don't want to kill anyone unless they are aligned with evil, chaos and destruction, so I guess I'll just greatly humiliate him on a international scale, like make him look stupid or post extremely revealing pictures of him on this world's internet, maybe pump helium into the room while he's giving a speech over the radio."
He enters the suburbs and encounters a patrol of police, one of them human.
"Hey, I guess I'm not the only homo sapien here after all!"
"HEY ASSHOLES!, CAN YOU HEAR AND OR SEE ME!?" He yells at a volume that could wake up the neighborhood.
The patrol passes him as if nothing happened and everyone remains asleep.
"I guess I am invisible and mute, apparently to anyone without a... Without a... Wait how did that guy notice me in the first place? I hope I run into him again soon and find out how without resorting to violence, get things straight, tell him I'm the last science ninja and I don't seek revenge, and since shogun bob is dead I'm no longer his servant, hopefully he'll listen, or not, guess I have to observe from disguise if he has friends that would restrain him while I talk first, like if he has a girl friend that would tell him to stop and listen to what I have to say. I should better get started finding a place to call home with a fridge to put these heads in first, they're starting to smell, I wonder if anyone here knows how to clone."
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Me: (wakes up) ugh... my head...
Leon: What's up (Someone in the background is lighting a cigarette in the background)
Me: I don't want to talk bout it, go away, that means you too Cid
Cid: (heavy southern accent) All I did was light a dam cigarette!
???: Guys leave him alone... Puppy died
Cid: Man Puppy was ma favorite fire type he had too!
Leon: It was a very smart and faithful pokemon
Comet: I don't ever want to raise another pokemon again! (slams head down on the pillow)
???: Comet...
Comet: GO AWAY TIFA!
Tifa: Guys we really should go, he gets like this when a pokemon dies
Leon: You really should talk about it (leaves)
Cid: I'm truly sorry... She was my friend too... (puts a picture on a desk and leaves)
Tifa: (looks at Comet for a moment and stares at the picture, it is a picture of Comet and Puppy together when it was a Growlithe) I'm sorry too... sleep tight
Me: How come no matter what I fuckin do anyone I care about dies? It's like I was supposed to be alone... (looks at the walls, covered in Black Mage weapons, Ninja weapons, and video game posters) Mom I remember how you wanted me to be a medic instead of a combatant... I really wish I listened to you, but after you and dad died, I wanted to kill the bastard that was responsible myself, it was never your fault that no matter how hard I tried to find someone dad would actually think was smart enough to stay a few steps ahead of me, and it wasn't your fault that you wanted me to find a girl you approved of... I'm sorry I fucked everything up mom... I really am (goes back to sleep)
Mickey: (going through Comet's report) But why would she let Comet kill her?
Minnie: I don't know...
Mickey: Do you think perhaps that Maleficent killed his parents and felt guilty
Minnie: We will never know... It's sad he lost his parents, he was so young when we found him lying down bleeding in the ashes of his town...
Mickey: That never left my mind, how did one 10 year old fend off that many heartless?
Minnie: Even after 11 years we don't know...
Mickey: We would make terrible parents, we adopted Comet after that and he still manages to nearly get himself killed
Hank: Because he's ready to die for you two...
Mickey: Hank don't do that!
Hank: The cruel part of this is he's about ready to give up... did you know that
Minnie: He looks happy
Hank: The mask a clown wears shows he's laughing when he's truly crying, Comet's mask is that he's happy when in actuality he's ready to die and wants his life to be over, he won't talk right now, when he needs us all the most
Mickey: No son of mine, adopted or otherwise, ISN'T SUICIDAL! You know it Hank!
Hank: Really he cloned Legendary pokemon, did you know that? What's the penalty for that?
Mickey: ... Death by public execution...
Hank: So you covered it up, like it never happened you worthless bastard!
Mickey: I know...
(At this point Comet is playing Contra but isn't really focusing on the game, rather, he's focusing on how Puppy would sit by his feet and wait to fetch the controller after it was thrown at the wall) Puppy...
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Meanwhile in the streets, a suspicious hooded figure walks unnoticed by anyone. He begins to talk to himself.
"These new clothes I found feel great! Their also cool looking, but that doesn't matter if no-one can see me."
Its the surviving ninja.
"I wonder why people cant see or hear someone who's right in front of them yelling. Maybe this is genetic and it skips a generation, that must be why I could see my dad, I never met my mom though, but I did find my old man arguing at no one sometimes, even in public. After spending a lifetime being invisible and mute to everyone but yourself you'd think you'd get used to it but no, I WANT TO BE NOTICED. I knew loyalty to Maleficent was bad but no-one heard me! I can probably trudge around naked and no-one would notice!"
He glances at a guard passing by.
"Sup FOOL!"
Due to the ninja's 'condition', the guard didn't hear him or see him at all.
He resumes conversing with himself.
"Wait, something just occurred to me, how can I recruit any one into my future clan if they cant see or hear me? Crap, there goes my Techno-Ninja idea. Any way I better find a decent home to live in with pluming and power so I can move in, some thing better than the cave I found, although it was useful that I found a perfect condition battery powered fridge in it to store the heads, people sure throw away useful stuff for me to find."
He comes across a house that catches his attention.
"I have a funny feeling about this house, maybe there's something here that could help me, hopefully its vacant."
He enters it.
"I'd really hate to run into someone who could hurt me right now. Especially since I left all my weapons and gear at the cave, save for a few smoke bombs, but its not like the guy from earlier survived the fall, its impossible. Besides I've got better survival instincts than the rest of my dead clan, like Paul, he decided to jump in with the first 15 Cages and got blown up! And our shogun decided to die for an evil sorcerer! I should stop worrying about death, even if they want to kill me they wont be able to see or hear me."
He opens a door and shrieks like a girl when he sees the inhabitant.
Comet: What th- Who are you!?
The ninja: ER... Umm.. Aahh... No one?
Comet: Wait, that voice, the smell of sub-zero, YOU!
Ninja:*uses the smoke bomb and runs away with super human speed and agility*
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Me: (Runs to the door) AND STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE BITCH!
Leon: You seeing things? (he has been sitting on the porch this whole time)
Me: NO! I JUST SAW A GU BREAK INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!
Leon: No you didn't, you're seeing things...
Me: He smelled like sub-zero he's the fucker in my report!
Leon: Comet I didn't see anyone
Me: And they say I need glasses Squall
Leon: MY NAME IS LEON!
Me: funny says different on your files
Leon: (getting back on topic) what did you "see"?
Me: Some Ninja guy in gay ass clothes
Leon: heh you are going crazy!
Me: IM NOT GOING CRAZY!!! (fangs grow and claws extend from paw like hand, with normal human fingers)
Leon: Ok Ok jeez, maybe you should go see Rouge the Bat at her new bar... She usually has more tolerance for your bull shit!
Me: (grabs trenchcoat and puts it on over a Black sleeveless shirt, Comet is also wearing black jeans which are extremely baggy everywhere except the waist, with black sneakers with a silver design on the sides) I'm going for a beer, tell Vanilla to watch the house, she and Cream can see things that you can't, just like I trained them too...
Leon: Ok have fun with your girlfriend...
(Comet gives Leon a pissed look, lighting is coming out of his eyes)
Leon: Calm the fuck down I was kidding
(Vanilla arrives before Comet walks past the mailbox)
Leon: Perfect, watch the house for Comet, he went to drink
Vanilla: You didn't believe him again didn't you?
Leon: Would you if you didn't see anything and he did?
Vanilla: Maybe if I saw it too
(Comet arrives at the bar)
???: Comet! How long has it been? How are you? (hugs Comet)
Me: (with slight discomfort) Things are fucked up, Rouge
Rouge: What went wrong?
(Comet explains everything over a few drinks)
Rouge: My GOD Maleficent killed Puppy
Me: what's insulting beyhond belief is that she said I was like a son to her
Rouge: I hate stupid enemies
Me: But they make my job so much easier (holds up drink) To dumbass enemies not taking the chance to kill me so I can make it back home!
Rouge: I can drink to that! (clicking of glasses)
Me: How did we become friends again? Me being a K-9 of sorts and you being a bat and all?
Rouge: Coin flip over the last cookie... (chuckling)
Me: Yeah it landed on the exact middle not on a side with a face, the actual SIDE of the coin
Rouge: we don't get to talk the much...
Me: I know (pulls out a coin) heads I talk with you tails we go back to your place
Rouge: (puts her hand over her left breast blushing) Ok...
(the coin goes into the air and lands in-between Rouge's enormous breasts)
Me: Looks like a tie...
Rouge: Of course send the coin into the girls shirt, really fair...
Me: I got this (slams the money onto the bar)
Rouge: Do you remember I own this place?
Me: Maybe...
Rouge: Wow you're really stupid
Me: And that's why you love me ha ha ha!
(one hour later)
Cream: Mom do you think Mr. Comet will let me play my copy of Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories on his DS?
Vanilla: I don't know dear I'll a- (drops a dish) WHO ARE YOU?!
(the Ninja had returned hoping that Comet was gone) YOU CAN SEE ME?!
Cream: GET OUT MEANIE!
(the Ninja runs again, instead of fighting)
Vanilla: I'm calling Comet!
(at Rouge's home)
Me: And that's how my battles in Traverse Town seriously affected our war against the Heartless!
Rouge: You destroyed half the town with that summon...
Me: I helped repair it with my Black and White mage friends, Destroyed in a hour, restored to normal in two hours...
Rouge: Well at least you clean up after yourself...
(the talking goes on for awhile during this time Comet is drunk off of his ass)
Rouge: (Hearing comet's Iphone ring) are you going to answer that?
Me: (answers) *slurred* hello?
Vanilla: He attacked again!
Me: *slurred* In my room on the fifth floor... Weapons... a bunch of them, kill that fucker if he come in again
Vanilla: Ok... (dead silence) Cream go get us some guns and swords
Cream: Yes Mommy!
(Back at Rouge's)
Rouge: You should go back with her
Me: *extremely slurred* Im DRUNK. Off MY ASS DRUNK Rouge! I'll be as helpful as a blind seeing dog, and Vanilla could take me down if she put all her effort and skill into it...
Rouge: (sighs) You're right, she's in good condition... Want to stay tonight...
Me: I guess I should check on Mickey and Minnie... (falls down) I can't stand... I'll go tomorrow...
Rouge: (Picks Comet up) You're really drunk... like last time we were alone...
While Rouge drags Comet into her room, a room full of jewels and with the addition of a heart shaped bed, as well as a night stand with a lamp, one book, a alarm clock, and a picture of Comet with her, him cradling her in his arms many years ago when they were sixteen, near Niagara Falls, while all this is happening, Mickey and Minnie are in Conference with Tibleam)
Mickey: Comet is sensitive about his own personal pokemon so he probably went drinking today
Minnie: Leon agitated him...
Mickey: Again
(Tibleam says nothing and is nervous)
Mickey: You're hiding something from me
Minnie: She stab him?
Tibleam: We ummm had ugh...
Mickey: God dammit... you had sex with him didn't you
Tibleam: It got really lonely, I'm not proud I lost my virginity to a fucking weapons dealer
Minnie: Actually he's to root out any remaining Nobodies by making them buy rigged weapons
Mickey: He keep the money though
Tibleam: Why did he actually sell to me
Minnie: He trusts you
Hank: (interrupting) or he just wanted sex...
Minnie: HANK!
Hank: I know the guy ok... I was his 2nd in command during the Traverse town fight...
Mickey: I know he had everyone evacuate the town
Hank: And he rebuilt it...
Mickey: So he's not completely obsessed
Hank: Watch he's probably sleeping with that bitch Rouge...
(Mickey doesn't say anything)
Hank: Face it we are better off not having him... he's hopeless
Minnie: That's not true, there is no war to fight so he is only enjoying life
Hank: (sighs) Sorry I... I just feel he's being more of a ass now because he's in the Royal forces
Mickey: He's gaining the throne Hank but only after he has fighting experience
Hank: I understand
(In Rouge's Bedroom)
Rouge: Oh my god... (she closes her eyes) just like the night at Niagara Falls too... that was really nice...
Me: Love you Rouge
(Rouge hugs him concerned) If you go back out there, into another war, don't die... Please
Me: (holds her) I promise Rouge
(Both go to sleep concerned about the future)
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"Okay, at least now I know that guy isn't the only one that can see me."
The Ninja says to himself in his one person conversation.
"The little one looked cute though, but I guess she wont be telling him to stop should we fight, what did she say his name was? Comet? Ah well doesn't matter, at least I'm far away now, I wonder if there is a ratio of people who could see me, like if 1 of out 5 could see me, I have to test it right now"
He's in a crowd of thousands people and yells:
"HEY! ALL OF YOU SUCK BALLS!"
No reaction from anyone,in fact, they continue doing whatever it is they are doing.
"Make that a 1 out of a thousand, or a million. Man, I actually find people who can see me and they view me as a threat! That sucks, maybe I shouldn't go around breaking into houses, though I could have easily killed them I didn't want to, I may be a ninja but doesn't mean I don't have a heart. Hmmm... Certain animals can see me, or at least know I'm there, like dogs, bats, and rabbits. To everything else I don't even exist, I bet that's why they saw me."
"Wait, ghosts can only be detected by animals sometimes, is that what I am? A ghost? Nah, I still have a pulse and body heat, that and I don't emit electro-static energy and be detected by ghost-hunting equipment.
"Wait-a-minute, Its that Comet guy's house over there! I going in circles AGAIN! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
He turn around and heads the other way.
"All things considered, I guess I should stop being a ninja. Maybe I can become part of the local folklore, The Midnight Mechanic, I can break in to peoples houses at night and fix anything that's broken and improve anything that's not then leave a large bottle and a note asking for payment. And if they don't put in the requested amount of money, I'll cover the entire insides of their house with the slime from the extremely deeper parts of my cave or something. God, I hope that stuff ain't able to grow and spread by itself, I guess I should study that stuff first before pretending its ectoplasm and freaking people out with it. Besides I do love studying, if the guy hadn't attacked me and let me help him, I could have the his blood, clone him, and study the clones to see how he was able to win! On the other hand, I've seen the movies and cloning a killing machine for experiments is the last thing the scientists regret before they are torn limb from limb. Besides I don't even know how to clone"
"I guess I have to rehearse what to say to Comet before actually confronting him. Wait, no... The thing about it is that when rehearsing I know exactly what to say to calm people down and get things set straight, but at the actual confrontation I forget the words and stutter, and pulling out a piece of paper with my lines on it doesn't help either."
He comes across Squall going the same way as him, and tries to talk to him.
"Hey you, yeah I saw you on my way out of the house back there, you a friend of the guy? can you see me?"
He leaps and lands 18 feet in front of leon and does ridiculous dance moves.
Leon:*didn't see or hear anything*
Ninja: "Didn't think so, by the way I'm guessing you know the guy so I'm thinking that I follow you for the next hour and see if I can get any information on him. That okay with you uuhhhh- what did he say was your name again? Squall?"
Leon:MY NAME IS NOT SQUALL!
Ninja: AH! You heard me?!
Leon: Wait, why did I yell just now?
Ninja: Okay, never mind, I just gonna go back to my cave. See if the slime hasn't touched my stuff. See ya later.
He returns and finds his stuff intact and the slime nowhere closer to the surface than when he found it, gets his sleeping bag, blocks the cave entrance with an invisible barrier, and goes to sleep.
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Rouge: (falls of the bed) Oof!
Me: (gets up) owww... (rubs head) My head hurts
Rouge: Naturally you drank too much
Me: Again?
Rouge: Take a guess what happened next?
Me: You dragged my drunk ass to bed and we had sex?
Rouge: You can impress women with that dead on instinct of yours...
Me: Had the funniest dream... The Heartless were coming back full throttle and were using their POWs as a fuel source for their war machine...
Rouge: This is why you shouldn't drink... You dream of really weird things when you're drunk, and you're WAY too rough in bed with me
Me: (pulls a knife out of my right arm) What do you call this?
Rouge: I have sick fantasies...
Me: Yes, I know...
Rouge: And that's the reason you love me! (smiles)
Me: I know Rouge, Now get your ass off the floor put your underwear and bathrobe on, we should have breakfast
Rouge: Coffee?
Me: I don't drink that shit and you know it!
(Meanwhile during the time Comet and Rouge are having their breakfast Cloud, Tifa's old friend, Tifa, and Sora, a big role in the first Heartless war, appear in audience of Mickey and Minnie)
Minnie: Thank you all for coming
Mickey: You read my findings on "The Shadow Monarch" correct?
All: NO SIR!
Mickey: Let me sum it up then, I'm going to die soon, Minnie is going to die soon, and it can't be helped, the Shadow Monarch consists of the true King's long lost blood line, He was a White Wolf too...
Sora: Then Comet's...
Mickey: Correct, He will have to kill us with The King's Blade, very soon, I wanted to say goodbye
Sora: But King! I... don't want you to die...
Mickey: Sora, we are forced to do things in life, watching us die is one of them
Minnie: But we have to have him do this...
Mickey: It's gonna hurt him more and we know it...
Minnie: But we are ready to die for this fight
Hank: So that's where he got it from...
Sora: He's ready to die too huh?
Hank: Yeah...
Mickey: Summon him Tifa...
(Tifa hesitates but walks out to find Leon, to find out where he is)
Me: (hits chest) Dammit the bacon was overcooked...
Rouge: Better than my cooking...
Me: I know Ive had that poison...
Rouge: You tryin to start a fight?
Me: I don't know what is today?
(Rouge smiles at this pitiful attempt of a joke)
Me: (hears a knock) I got it
(goes to the door and sees Tifa) Hey Tifa
Tifa: We have to go, shower and dre- (she looks down) My god no wonder Rouge sleeps with you...
Me: (points at face) Eyes up here Tifa
Tifa: Right, get dressed we need to see Mickey
Me: Meet you there at 10:15
Tifa: (not buying it) ok
(Tifa leaves and looks back concerned)
Me: Gonna take a shower and head out Rouge, I got summoned
Rouge: What did you do now?
Me: Undercover, dealt guns and was seduced by a chick named Tibleam
Rouge: Noted, you told me and Didn't hide it
Me: Regular life, no fuckin clue
Rouge: Ok will you be home later?
Me: Yeah, I guess (grabs spare set of clothes left there about 6 months ago, black shirt black sweatpants, black socks and black underwear, takes a shower, dresses and immediately leaves)
(Kingdom Castle 10:14)
Tifa: Where is he?!
Me: Behind you...
Tifa: Follow... (both head to the audience room down to the hall of the Cornerstone of light)
Mickey: (hands Comet a gold Katana with a black skull on the chain) Comet this is the blade you must kill us with (the other Katana Comet owns breaks) your other blade was to ready your fighting skills to this day
Me: I... I DON'T WANT TO! I CAN'T DO THIS!
Minnie: Comet, if not for us, then our entire kingdom... Please
Me: (lifts the blade, closes eyes tightly and swings at both of them, slashing them dead)
Hank: Comet... I'm sorry
Me: (Makes the blade disappear) *sniff* It isn't fair, they were family
Tifa: Comet go home, things will be easier in the morning I promise...
Me: (teleports away)
Tifa: Rouge will have to pick up the pieces this time and tell you what, I'm worried...
Hank: Don't blame you...
(Sora steps out of his hiding place) King? (Sora kneels down and grabs Mickey's shoulders) KING?! (Sora bursts into tears)
Hank: I'm worried about that one too...
Tifa: He's so upset, I don't blame you
(Comet arrives home, upset, cream attempts to say hello but nothing is said in return, as if Comet is a ghost)
Vanilla: What happened?
Me: I don't want to talk about it... (goes to the master bedroom and stares at the weapons again)
Rouge: (walks in) Where's Comet?
Vanilla: Upstairs, he's upset?
Rouge: (concerned) I'm going up there (goes to Comet in an attempt to comfort him)
Cream: What happened Mommy? Mr. Comet doesn't look to good...
Vanilla: If only I knew dear...
(upstairs, Comet is laying down crying his eyes out, he has lost another family)
Rouge: I don't know what it is that's hurtin you so bad but mind if I just stay here?
Me: Ok...
(both sleep on the top of the beds cover, Rouge can tell Comet is truly hurt, she can feel the river of tears on the other pillow, she realizes someone has died but doesn't say anything, because she knows words are only going to hurt right now, Tifa is looking into the room with Vanilla, both wonder if he is going to hurt himself, or get himself killed)
Tifa: Comet, I wish there was something we could do...
(Tifa goes home and just stares at her portrait she painted of Comet, Mickey, and Minnie long ago, back when he was just entering the war, Vanilla goes home with Cream, just realizing what happened, but she won't tell her dear daughter yet, she doesn't know the whole scope of things...)
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Meanwhile on street level.
Standing on top of a lamp-post, a mysterious hooded figure is chanting gibberish, his appearance looks close to a organization 13 member, except that the zipper and the edges were thickly outlined with red decorated with mysterious green markings and symbols, with the biggest symbol on the back of the suit, and beneath the hood ,a hockey mask is covering the face. the figure looked dizzy and was twitching and jerking rapidly as the gibberish he was chanting grow more and more louder and aggressive. And yet, the crowd below doesn't notice, you'd think someone chanting and looking like an evil occultist would stand out a bit. The figure's loud chanting grew into even louder growls and gurgles, with one big gurgling roar, he then removed his hockey mask (without taking off his hood) and vomited a strange glowing yellow blob-like mass that landed on and dissolved a unoccupied Vendor stand below, he wiped his mouth and put the mask back on and said:
"Stupid sinuses."
It's the same ninja.
As he quickly jumped from rooftop to rooftop with superhuman speed and agility, he began a single person conversation.
"I wonder if that stuff I threw up was a late side effect from participating in all those experiments of Kelly, she sure knows how to convince a guy into taking an injection of untested chemicals. Could explain the chanting earlier too. I hope I can make a living out of the folklore idea, but first I need to find a town that I can haunt. I wonder if I can still get things straightened out with the comet guy, if he listens we could settle thing easily, we might even become buds if a twist of events would occur forcing us to fight together and he'd get a powerful ally; super fast, super intelligent, sup- I mean- really strong, and armed with an arsenal of high tech weapons, that what I am, and if he doesn't it'll be a safe bet that a great fight would ensure, causing collateral damage to everything and either end with one of us dead, or him in a mental institute, with a special straightjacket that deprives him of his powers, he has to have powers, how else would he survive that fall, besides who's gonna believe in an invisible talkative ninja that only he sees and hears? Man, these new clothes I stole from that dying guy are awesome! Sure the last ones were okay, but are they cooler looking than this? I don't think so, good thing I took 'em from some guy who's weapons exploded when he used them, that's why you must use only the best material for your weapons and fix and maintain them daily, I also managed to wear my old ninja outfit and mask underneath without the lab-coat, and a hockey mask over my ninja one, along with some of the nano-armor I stole from the ship, nano-armor: can deflect anything except high-powered lasers and plasma beams. I even customized it, now it looks like I'm some sort of dark acolyte, I've always wanted to use the symbols that I always drew on my notebooks in high school for something, if anyone could see me they'd run away in fear. But I guess that would have a negative effect as well, would be hard calming someone down if they're afraid of you. But that doesn't matter cause I look cool. Since I quit being a ninja, I guess I have to tell people (if they could hear me) my real name and not my code name: Shade, the problem is; I've forgotten what my real name is! I hope that I recall it soo-"*dong!*
the ninja forgotten where he was going and had hit his head on a water tower, he lay unconscious where he fell for 2 hours before quickly getting up and saying:
"Sam Nickleston! I remember now! Its Sam Nickleston! Man, people usually forget stuff when they hit their heads but I did the opposite, that's weird. Like the slime from my cave, I found out that it doesn't grow and spread, but its acidic to anything organic, which is how I lost my last set of clothes. I did manage to make some bombs out of them, acid bombs, you cant kill me I melt you, heh. Well, I guess I have to face Comet by myself with out any help from his friends, I hope I don't die, I have so much left to do."
A month later, the second outcome Nickleston predicted could happen, did happen, Comet's behavior, actions and claims of a ninja in a dress were pinned on his recent and sudden loss of his family at his own hands.
In a padded cell at deepest parts of Dr. Insano's Mental Institute of the Emotionally Challenged.
Comet: I'm telling you! I'm NOT iNSANE! He's REAL! The fucker's out there probably causing havoc right now!
Just outside his cell he hears someone's voice.
???:I AM NOT! And this wouldn't have happened to you if you had listened to me in the first place! And before you say it, yes its me!
Comet: What do you want?! YOUR the reason why I'm here in the first place!
Sam: Actually, I did nothing! Ever bothered to notice that all the damage was caused by you and you alone? All I did was defend myself against your attacks.
Comet: Why are you here? Come to mock me?!
Sam: No actually, I came to talk to you. 'Cause ya' see, I don't go around killing people and wrecking stuff unlike you. Now, what was I gonna say again? Oh yeah, the reason I came here to this world was-
Comet: What? Avenge your leader and assert you rule here?! You probably planned this all along! I don't know how the others can't see or hear you but mark my words, I wil-
Sam: ALRIGHT STOP RIGHT THERE! I have no intention of ruling this place, never have, and I want to congratulate and thank you for killing Shogun Bob, he was an ass and an idiot who was running the clan to the ground. I'm also the last of my clan, another thing to thank you for, they all sucked but me.
Comet: Your shogun's name was Bob?
Sam: Don't
Comet: How am I supposed to believe you?
Sam: Because I cam here to say that I'm sorry.
Comet: What?!
Sam: You're kind of right that I got you in here. So as an apology, I'm busting you outta here and help you on the road to victory against the forces of darkness and also help you in claiming your rightful place on the throne!
Comet: Yeah right! Even if that were true, you'll never be able to hack the door to open.
Sam: Heeeellloooooo? Former Science Ninja here, this security programming is nothing. But you have to promise not to tackle me when I open it.
Comet: Fine, sure whatever jeez.
Immediately after saying that, the metal computer-operated doors, said to have the most advanced anti-hack systems, slide open. then Sam made a roar so powerful it knocked Comet back pinned him to the wall.
Comet: Argh, OW! What was that for?!
Sam: I didn't really trust you when you said you wouldn't tackle, so I did that in case that you lied.
Comet: *picks himself up* Now can you do something about this straightjacket?
Sam: After seeing what you did the last month? No way, I'm not removing that thing so that you can attack me.
Comet:I'm not gonna do that! And what if I run into a couple of guards?
Sam: Yeah right, like the security here is gonna-
3 Guards on patrol come up from behind them: HEY YOU!
Sam and Comet: GAH!
Guard 1: What are you doing out of your ce-
Sam turns around and uses the S-N version of the fire breath ninja trick, instead of plain old fire, its black napalm(not oil).
The guards: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *burns to death in seconds*
Comet: You killed them!
Sam: They scared me! It was an instinct move, I didn't control it. Lets just get out of here before more show up.
After 3 hours of running, solving puzzles, fighting the guards, orderlies, and the other patients, they manage to escape and are now walking away from the facility.
SAM: There! We are out, I told you we were gonna make it.
Comet: But weren't you the one who kept screaming like a girl saying 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AHHHHH!'.
"That was an isolated incident that lasted a short time."
"Short? You kept screaming even after I stopped the meltdown."
"The important thing is we helped each other get out of that hellhole intact, that all that matters."
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
"In fact, I'm taking that thing off you right now."
"Wha- Really?"
"Yep."
Sam removes the straightjacket.
"And I believe this belongs to you."
Hands Comet the Golden Katana.
"Where did you-?!"
"I 'borrowed' it from the confiscated weapons room"
"And no-one noticed?"
"Nope."
"Well, thanks-errr."
"Call me Sam."
"Thanks Sam, but how are we gonna convince the others that you exist?"
"We'll find a way, I'm sure of it."
"By the way did you bring my clothes and shoes? I can't go around bare-chested with nothing on but this hospital gown."
"You can hide in my cave while I go get your clothes."
"You been living in a cave all this time?"
"Yeah, where did you think I live?"
"I just thought that with all the weapons you carried around-"
"That its someplace high-tech?"
"Yeah"
"The walls also render it undetectable by radar and cell signals. My cave is pretty cold, which is why I like it there. But if you don't want the chill I've prepared an easy to find fireplace for the colder seasons, Also just stay in one place and don't go adventuring cause there's acidic slime deeper in the cave that dissolves anything organic it touches."
"Is that what you use for your bombs?"
"Yep."
"Cool."
"Also if your hungry don't open the small fridge, use the big one instead."
"Why?"
"Umm.. Well, thats where I keep-Err.. Remember the legions of Johnny Cages?"
"How can I forget?"
"And that I smelled of Sub-Zero's blood?"
"You still smell of it."
"I do?! I too like 2 baths this morning! Anyway I-."
"You took bits of S-Z and you keep 'em the small one don't you?"
"His head actually, along with Van's."
"For cloning?"
"Uh-huh."
"Don't do it."
"Okay."
"Uncross you fingers."
"I'm not crossing them! Look lets just get to my cave, I'll go to retrieve your clothes after we get there, okay?"
"Okay. But where is your cave?"
"No worries, I'll bring you there"
He grabs Comet and secures him on his shoulder.
Comet: What are you-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sam runs at lightning speed and they arrive at his cave in a few minutes.
Sam: *put down Comet* Alright, we are he-AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *covers eyes to not look at the sight he wishes to un-see*
Comet:*shivering from the cold and covering his balls* My Hospital dress slipped off while you were running, jerk! You could have at least warned me before doing that!
Sam: Sorry, Next time I will! Look don't touch anything until I get back with your clothes, the fire place is down over there, light it and wait for me there okay?
Comet: Okay just make it quick!
an hour later Sam returns with comet's clothes, panting and wheezing
Comet: What took you so long?
Sam:*Pant**wheeze*Place was swarming with the royal army *gasp* had to leave without killing one of them. *drops Comets clothes in front of him*
Comet: But aren't you invisible? *starts to put the clothes on*
Sam: *Goes to the fridge and gets a drink* Your rabbit friend was there, she managed to convinces some of them to attack me somehow.*drinks*
Comet: Rabbit friend? Which one? Vanilla or Cream?
Sam: Your friends are named after food?
Comet: Just answer, the older one or the younger one?
Sam: *Finishes the drink* The older one.
Comet: That would be Vanilla.
Sam: Oh, Okay! Mmm, vanilla and cream, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Comet: *sighs*
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(dusts off clothes) I'm going back to give them this fucking Katana back... I never asked for this shit... I owe you a lot and you owe me, do us both a favor and drop your plans to help and go... Now I have to leave another life behind me...
Sam: Are you high? ARE YOU INSANE? THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Me: Do as they might, I don't want part in their war if they don't trust me... I also want to tell Rouge she can go to hell for suggesting that hellhole as an answer
Sam: Revenge? REVENGE WON'T DO A THING!
(Comet has disappeared)
Sam: Stupid bastard...
(At the Kingdom Castle, everyone is seriously considering Comet's condition, there are third party prints in his cell and on the straightjacket)
Tifa: He was right! There is a Ninja!
Me: I'm so glad you believe me now! I was just going to kill you if you didn't!
Rouge: Comet...
Me: I DON'T WANT A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH YOU!
Sora: King...
Me: FIND YOURSELVES ANOTHER KING I AM DONE WITH THIS WAR IF NOBODY WILL TRUST ME! (throws the Katana down) TAKE IT BACK I NEVER ASKED FOR IT!
(everyone looks around)
Cream: We need you...
Me: Tough shit (disappears again)
Tifa: We should have listened...
Hank: And now we don't even have a King or Queen...
(Sam has arrived but is too late... he can see all of the friends Comet used to have, all looking like they have watched a train wreck, he realizes that he could pick up the Katana if he truly wanted to, and, because of the glow that surrounds it he does so)
Leon: (pointing at Sam) WHO IS THAT?!
Sam: You can see me?
Leon: (rubbing his eyes) Yeah... Comet was telling the truth
Sam: Where did he go?
Sora: He will kill you if you try to go near him... he wants a normal life, and he will kill you to have it
Sam: But can't White wolves only...
Rouge: Breed with other wolves of there kind? Yes, he won't have kids by NATURAL means but he could adopt... Like it matters anymore, I messed everything up...
Sam: I'm sure he still cares
Hank: No his mind is made up, and no one has ever talked him out of anything before... Nothing at all... the perfect soldier... goes by orders and does what he thinks is right with no distinct orders to do so...
Sam: He's not going to fight the heartless?
Rouge: He would just rather watch us die...
(Sam looks upset) I'm the one that did all this...
Hank: Well we were the ones that should've believed him
Rouge: (crying) AND NOW HE'S GONE!
(Vanilla is trying to help Rouge, but Rouge just walks away)
Sora: He was a great soldier before you fucked things up... GET OUT OF MY WORLD
(Sam leaves with the Katana, hoping to change Comet's mind, his scent, body heat, and sense of good has vanished, he has become invisible to the senses a Ninja would use to find him)
Me: (opens bedroom door) Rouge lied to me... they all did... but I thought Rouge loved me (smashes a picture) I wasn't supposed to be something she could pawn off when it got inconvenient (grabs Ipod and pouch full of gold) now to go fight for a cause worth the effort with people that I can trust
Sam: Really? Did you know Rouge is crying? Vanilla is concerned, and all your friends want you to come home? Stop this!
Me: This is ALL YOUR FAULT you have NO SAY IN WHAT I DO!
Sam: (stands there knowing Comet is right) Fine (he throws the Katana to Comet's feet) But the dark needs to be destroyed, and they need you more than ever
Me: Funny way of showing it by making me kill my "family" and to put me in a mental home!
(Sam has no response) Comet...
Me: Leave me alone... (leaves through the window)
Sam: Rouge loves you though...
(At the castle, the group have ordered a quarantine, preventing any and all ships from leaving...)
Leon: Comet isn't stupid enough to go into that line of fire...
Sora: He's killed as many soldiers on our side in a firefight when they engaged him before, when he was undercover, he will do it again
Rouge: (still crying) Will he come back?
Tibleam: I... I don't know...
Hank: We have to stop him!
Sam: Don't be an idiot... Comet isn't stupid... And he doesn't trust you... He doesn't trust me either... He will just wait for the quarantine to end...
Hank: Well shit...
(Comet comes in) I actually changed my mind, I just want to kill Rouge!
Vanilla: (stands in front of Rouge) NO! I WON'T LET YOU!
Sam: This is crazy!
Maleficent: (coming out of the floor) He can't hear you... not through the hatred in his heart... Mostly from me, some from you all too, like when Hank shot his first date as he picked her up
Hank: She was a criminal dammit!
Maleficent: And Sam... for activating his mother's blood, an Immortal's Blood*
*Immortal's blood is used to make someone stop aging and to prevent them from aging
Maleficent: I must admit though... it also kicked Rouge's in too
Me: Die!!!!! (eyes glow red) (swords clash in mid-air between Tifa and Comet)
Tifa: NO! I AM NOT LETTING YOU MAKE COMET YOUR SLAVE
Maleficent: Too late dear... (stabbed by Sam) I knew something was fishy when Comet lost all the good in him...
Me: (falls unconscious shortly after the stabbing) (lands in the middle of the table)
Maleficent: (spitting blood) This isn't over (disappears)
(all circle Comet, wondering if he has still been influenced by darkness, when wakes up and smiles he asks Cream and Rouge to go out for pizza)
Sam: He's back...
Leon: Now we know to watch out for that
Sora: "This isn't over" it's only starting...
(despite Comet regaining his mind and heart, the others are once again worried about the war... and in complete ignorance, Comet is smiling, holding Rouge, learning what has happened)
Comet: Rouge, I couldn't control myself before, I never want you to feel like that again... Cream, let's go out and do something fun, Me, you, Rouge, and Vanilla... I know I can't undo the damage I've done, but it'll be a start...
Sam: He knows what to say to people huh?
Leon: He has a mind that works like an adults at one minute, next minute he thinks like a kid, it keeps him as a good person, that's why Maleficent wanted his hate, to make him evil and destroy him completely... Comet is the only one Maleficent fears the most
(Comet goes off with the three, Sam wonders about if that could happen again... he's just surprised, and happy that someone other than Comet and Vanilla aren't the only two adults that can see him)
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Frost: Outta the way Van!! (Pushes Van away) Now... where were we?
Tibleam: Oooh, I think I know hun.
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Seargent Demolisher: Hey Van? Do you know where the Gu- Oh... I see you're busy... I'll come back in a few moments.... Unless I can join in.
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Jordon: ummm... van was just saying some of the items. theres also -gulp- Spartan and ODST armor.
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0////0 *stares at her body's hotness* what kind of business.
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Flammer: we should but what kind of business O///o?
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something about arms dealing. but not with you...yet
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yet o///o that sounds so wrong
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i know... i don get it either
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XD but its ok^^
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sure, and no its not just you, and it probably is an invisible man breathing on wolverine
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O.O holy fuck
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LOL, Teh Lazor Rifles was MY Idea, HOW DARE YOU STEAL THOSE FROM ME!!!
(Activats his Radiation Cascade)
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This is the one piece of work I just can't stop looking at...
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Danza: Hey Van, do you have any high-end swords I can, Oh, I see that your busy!
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van: not now danza, your ruining my mojo... later
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Dasher: Oh come on! Can't you stand being around girls?!
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Danza: OK *whispers* you weird cat.
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van: i heard that... -gets his .45 pistol-
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Danza: That can't hurt me, did you forget that I can use my blood as a weapon and to heal myself!
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van: i know that, but thats not gonna stop me from enjoying shooting someone
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Danza: Fine then, but don't blame me when the bullet flys through me and hits someone else.
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van: do you think i care?
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Danza: Only if it's Xime.
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van: Damn you danza... you know too much...
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Danza: Yes, that's my ninja/spy abilities at work.
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van: we must get rid of you... mafia style
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Danza: No Mafia scares me, I've killed thousands of Mafia members.
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Not really the kinda "business" I'm interested in
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