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Sandwich-Anomaly — mmm... caffeine
Published: 2011-07-11 14:36:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 3111; Favourites: 110; Downloads: 72
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a wee bit more of Van here yeah... enjoying what i do every sunday afternoon at my favorite/only good coffee joint at the mall. that is not a freaken starbucks...i was gonna put pinkie in the back there enjoying a cup also but... i dont think he's prepared for such a thing just yet.
Van's mind: -insert random thought here-
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me: thinks *mmm a good cup of joe to start my day out right*
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You know what's better than coffee?
1 Can Red bull
3 Can 5 Hour Energy
6 Can Monster (Oversize)
5 Tablespoons Caffeine Powder
3 Cups Sugar
And a bowl of pop rocks. The only way to have breakfast.
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Oh... Ummm... Don't try it if you're prone to heart conditions, are even moderately overweight, are even moderately underweight, are human in general, want to keep your sanity, are prone to food poisoning or motion sickness, or are generally hyperactive. I am NOT liable for any deaths caused by my recipe.
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i eat this for breakfast every day! howd ya know?
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Because, my friend, the insanity runs deeply in us both.
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The point this picture raises needs to be expressed to the world
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Starbucks doesnt sell coffee, that shit is a freakin milkshake! Grow up people and get a real cup o' joe. and nice drawing.
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^.^ I put something in that glass before you picked it up... but I'm not telling ya what. ^.O
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van: WHAT?!? TELL ME, TELL ME NOW!
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^^ hehe.. oh just a shrinking potion... bye bye : P *waves*
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^^ *continues to wave bye bye as you shrink*
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van: i am gonna call in a fire mission on your head!
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*stomp stomp stomp stomp!*
Nex-Kel: AWWWwwwW! <: D Look at the cute little mouse! *bends down and snatches you up*
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van: im no mouse... but hey! >D
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Nex-Kel: 6.6 ...a talking mouse! ^^ AW so CUTE! *huggles you against her cheek*
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van: yes, im a talking mouse -mwehehehe-
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Nex-Kel: *giggles and kisses you all over with her giant lips* ^^
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van: oh i like this! >D
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Nex-Kel: mmm ^^ *nuzzles her 'nose' against your* you're just SO cute! giggle* here.. *pulls forward the collar of her uniform and stuffs you down it letting your head and arms pop out the top* is that comfy? Would you like to ride around in there while I work? ^^ <3
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van: O////o y-yeah! >D
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Nex-Kel: ^^ <3 *noogies your furry little head with her fingertip*
*Roachy comes up from over Nex's shoulder and looks at you* >: O hisss!
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van: uh oh, giant cockroach... ill be safe in here i guess >D
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Roachy: *crawls toward you and presses it's big oily face into yours, growling defensively. >:
Nex-Kel: 6.6..
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van: oh dang, my gun shrank with me... >D lets do this you giant... roach... thing...
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Roachy: hiss! >O *pounces on you sending the two of you down Nexy's shirt*
Nex-Kel: O//o! eep!
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van: you want a piece of me, come on... COME ON!!! -fights roachy, in nex kel's shirt-
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Nex-Kel: 6///- eegh! Now you TWOeegh! C-calm down!- come on! *pats around on her shirt feeling for you and dancing around*
Roachy: *gets two of his clawed feet on your shoulders and chomps at you, roach drool splattering on your fur*
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van:GYAH! nasty! -uses crowbar on roachy's head, it was quite effective-
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Roachy: >O squeek! SQueek! <: eepeepeep! *skitters off out Nex's neck hole*
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van: you want to try again... come ON!!
what a little jerk that kitty huh?
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Nex-Kel: 6.6 roachy?.. <_<
Roachy: *eeps up her shirt and over her shoulder*
*all would be fine.. too bad you loose your grip and fall, catching yourself on the rim of her pants* XD
Nex-Kel: Oo!
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van: GYAH! wheres a gravity when you need it?!? D8
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Nex-Kel: >< eh.. h-hold on little guy.. I- *struggles to unzip her labcoat to get at you* I'll get you out of there.. eep! O//O; *your weight pulls down her pants*
(panties! XD)
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vortian panties! XD and skif walks in... for no reason!
skif: hey nex kel i... whaaaaaaaaaa...
van: must hold on! D8
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Nex-Kel: O//O;! EEEK! *lifts her leg and covers her crotch with her hands* SKIFF! *quickly grabs her pants and awkwardly yanks them back up with one hand, forgetting you're inside them in her panic. ^///^; hehhehheeehehe..
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Van: I'm in a dark and warm place and I like it XDD
skif: what's going on in here?
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Nex-Kel: O//O *feels a bump pressing up between her legs but ignores it* I- >>; I- was changing clothes? <: o .. *uses both hands to hoist her pants all the way up and secure*
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van: i can see... probably should go down then.
skif: uh okay...
-strange how our conversation about coffee has gone so far from what it once was-
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("go down?" XD in what way do you mean?)
Nex-Kel: <://O Skif wait don't leave! *runs over to him*
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van: i see da light... i think!
(not the weird kind of "go down")
skif: you want me to stay? but arent you...
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*the light turns out to indeed be the top rim of Nexy's pants..but there is labcoat over top.*
(just checking. XD)
Nex-Kel: changing?! .. no O.O; .. h-here just sit down.. relax.. 
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van: great... wait i was going down? how'd i end up...
skif: im okay, just got back from a long week of patrolling the sector. nothing much happening, just glad to see my most favorite vortian girl today <3
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*where else can light be coming from? a glowing vag? XD*
Nex-Kel: *makes her giggle and blush a little* Skif you're too sweet ^_^ *pets his cheek softly as they haven't gotten far enough to kissing* can I get you anything?
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-that... would be one strange biological adaptation-
skif: -sighs and relaxes- anything would be nice... but just sit with me for now.
*you can feel it getting warm down where you are*
Nex-Kel: ^^ aww.. sure thing Skif.. *puts her hands on his hand in his lap*
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-i feel a sore feeling in the area where my wisdom tooth was removed, thats it-
skif: so nice to be with someone who aint... a dude.
van:-still trying to get out,gordon freeman style- wheres a vent opening when you need it?!?
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