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Published: 2007-02-11 11:39:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 106; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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I LOVE MY MIKEY!!!! Ok, it wasnt originally sposed to be in ref to Mikey from TMNT, I had completly forgotten about them (OMG, I'm sorry!). I just called this turtle Mikey because I shoved my Mikey (cute red-head
) in to the turtles body, then me, my ex, yaz and the other guys sat there laughing at how Mikey was reacting to being a seriously deformed turtle. He wasn't enjoying it to begin with, but once I took to hugging him, he rather enjoyed it. freakin' perv. This toy is a big my littlest pet shop plushy. its bigger then a cat. dont pick on me, i have a weakness for those out of protortion, big eyed animals. they are sooooo cute ^^
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lol, dont let mikey hear that. when he was 15 he was druged and slept with a 75 year old man, then when he was in this turtle body my exs stuffed bull dog kept humping him, then a few days ago Sword dry humped him while yelling 'I am the alfa male'. So now hes paranoid that all men are after his ass.
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M: Tell me about it!!!
Hehe, my poor, poor red head.
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im feel so sorry for u man
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M: really? has something like that happened to you too?
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M: Danmit. so i really am alone....
*smiles* my poor Michale. *hugs*
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M: Eh, its ok mate. its not like its your fault i've had such creepy experiences with men.
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M: Eh, mines not that bad compared to some of the others. Like Lance and Tyson. But by far the worst is Yaz. Her past is hell. Seriously fucked up.
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y are they all messed up?
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M: I really dunno man....hmm....maybe its because our hard pasts make us stronger or something, and we can relate more to each other. we arent all messed up. i mean, Sword had pretty much the most normal child hood ever. as did nick. brian had problems with his dad, who beat him and his mom, so brian kicked his dads ass and got him sent to jail, but i guess thats kinda normal, although it sucks. its pretty much just me, lance, tyson and yaz who had it bad, although Tysons was just his dad and mum were alcoholics and a couple of times he got into fights with them and had to sleep out on the street. but apart from that (and becoming an alcoholic at 15) his past was pretty normal. With mine, its just weird shit. Like, REALLY weird shit. Lance was always a fuck-up, getting into gangs, getting into fights. he had his first full on brawl at 12. knocked some guy unconscience too. he's so proud of that. his parents were always yelling at him, hitting him...throwing bottles and shit....hes always getting his nose broken. but the really big thing is when he was 11 he was raped by the 20-something year old chick. hes got a duaghter now. that was the worst part of his past. now he's in some big court battle to get custody of Maddy because her mums a total crack whore who doesnt want Lance to see his girl, but she means everything to him and he cant bare to loose her. but since he was such a hoodlem and has a bad record with the cops, things arent looking too good. plus it was never proven that she raped him, or that she does drugs, so shes all smug and shit. um...anyway, thats the guys pasts. as for Yasmins...well, it really isnt the type of thing i like to talk about. just thinking on it makes me wanna hurl, and cut her mothers throat.
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wow. thats Sucks. i wish Lance good luck on the court thing.
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L: thanks mate. it'll be hard, but i trust that it will turn out ok. i love my daughter and she belongs with me. i know that if that slut (bad kind, not the good kind like Yaz) gets custody of her, Yaz, rave and the guys will help me get Maddy back.
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if u had to do that i picture lots of blood shed. but i have a good feeling that you will get her back with out it man
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L: No, not bloodshed. Just beating. By Yaz. We guys dont hit girls, although that bitch probably shouldnt be considered a girl since i swear shes barly human. I'd gladly beat the shit out of her if it wernt for the fact that my baby girl resembles her and i wouldnt be able to do it. The mother of one of Yas' friends said she'll take my case. Shes an amazing Lawyer, so I've got a pretty good feeling I'll be ok...hopefully. Yas has said that she'll adopt Maddy and become her step Mom, and Maddy really likes the sound of that, so I'm pretty sure it'll work out...
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im glad u dont hit girls. . .its not right i have seen my mom hit when i was little and i decide i would never do that.
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