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Tania thinking to herself, "What am I doing? He's 40 years older than me. Mom's in rehab. She's crazy schizo. I'm stuck on this ship. I'm falling in love with a man that's 57. There's no one my age I like. There's no one that talks to me. Ok, I broke a few things and was arrested 10 times. He comes and talks to me. I instantly fall hard for him but I don't tell him. Is it space that's doing this to me? Why am I doing this?! Am I lonely? Do I need attention? I can't help it with him. Shit, I'm going to cry if he stops hanging around with me. Then again, it's a huge cargo space ship going to...I'm crying..."
Guy, "Tania? What the eff? What's wrong? Did someone hurt?"
Tania, "YOU!"
Guy, "How? When? Where?"
Tania, "I'm in love with YOU! OMG! You haven't noticed?!"
Guy, 'Well, yeah, about that...yes, I did. Men, weren't not that dumb".
Tania, "OMG! YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME?! EXCUSE ME, my heart is pounding...oh, so?"
Guy, "Look. You've changed a LOT. You haven't tried to kill anyone. You haven't didn't try to blow up the ship. You stayed away from the fusion room like I told you. We didn't go full thermo nuclear! YAY!"
Tania, "HAHAHA! BOOM!"
Guy, "Come here."
KISS
Tania, "Can I have another one? Not a baby kiss like that. I read the policies. I'm legal."
Guy, "Take my hand, let's go for walk."
Tania, "Don't try and charm me with a McDonald's Happy Meal. I'm not 16 anymore. HA! Sorry, I exaggerated. 18. Am I handful?"
Guy, "We'll keep that a secret. We don't want a thermo nuclear explosion."
Tania, "Gotcha! Hey! I asked for a real kiss mister, come here!"
KIIIIIIIIIIISSSS!
Tanis, "MMM...better and don't tell me you didn't like that! Better than McDonald's! OMG! I'M FEEL SO HAPPY!"