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Lookit! It's Hisstress!

I'm actually kinda proud of this.. it just looks.. right somehow.. yea I know I fagged up a lot of places.. but I love the colors. Oddly vibrant considering this is me we're talking about.

*ahem* Story time.

Hisstress' mother.. (A consort of Hiss remember) was, obviously, reminiscent of an Emerald Boa, as she takes very few physical traits from Hiss. From the King, she inherited a great deal of her political skill and cognitive strengths. And when she became gravid (omgz, cool word for preggerz), naturally the king was displeased. But his Shaman, Advisor and Royal Physician, Hoodoo insisted he be patient and let the bastard child be born. It was never a bad time to father an heir, so the reluctant Hiss tolerated the gestation period.

But when the child came into the world, however it did. (I won't specify, 'cause I don't know.) It was to his great displeasure that he had sired a daughter, and not a son. Out of sheer rage, Hiss quickly devoured the new mother. And was ready to give the newborn a similar fate. Hoodoo once again intervened, telling him that the child could still be of some use. The shaman begged on the child's behalf. But Hiss didn't listen. He grabbed the child and prepared to pop the morsel into his mouth when six mouths, and 12 tiny fangs peirced his forearm. The surprise caused Hiss to toss the child like it had teh AIDS. Hoodoo went in for the interception and saved the wall from a grisly baby brains paintjob.

Amused by the child's attack, he spared it. Hiss figured, if anything, she could be married off to one of his favorite generals. Or he could eat it later when he was hungry again. But he had little to nothing to do with the child's upbringing. She was, more or less, raised by Hoodoo and the young up-and-coming Generals. The only time Hiss showed any interest in her was when she drew close to maturity. Where he fused finding a suitor he liked. Fortunatly, they were all put into the void before anything crazy happened.. she woke up and saw Khan.

HUGGLEZ AND SMOOCHEZ TO TEH WIDDLE KHANomg.

Yea something. I guess I'm just trying to say.. she's a smart cookie. She a very good tactician.. an excellent diplomat, and quite creative. Dabbling in mechanical design and coming up with possible inventions to give the Snakemen army a bit more of an edge.

...oh..wow.. I'm getting really long winded here.. Ending this now. XB

Description
Lookit! It's Hisstress!

I'm actually kinda proud of this.. it just looks.. right somehow.. yea I know I fagged up a lot of places.. but I love the colors. Oddly vibrant considering this is me we're talking about.

*ahem* Story time.

Hisstress' mother.. (A consort of Hiss remember) was, obviously, reminiscent of an Emerald Boa, as she takes very few physical traits from Hiss. From the King, she inherited a great deal of her political skill and cognitive strengths. And when she became gravid (omgz, cool word for preggerz), naturally the king was displeased. But his Shaman, Advisor and Royal Physician, Hoodoo insisted he be patient and let the bastard child be born. It was never a bad time to father an heir, so the reluctant Hiss tolerated the gestation period.

But when the child came into the world, however it did. (I won't specify, 'cause I don't know.) It was to his great displeasure that he had sired a daughter, and not a son. Out of sheer rage, Hiss quickly devoured the new mother. And was ready to give the newborn a similar fate. Hoodoo once again intervened, telling him that the child could still be of some use. The shaman begged on the child's behalf. But Hiss didn't listen. He grabbed the child and prepared to pop the morsel into his mouth when six mouths, and 12 tiny fangs peirced his forearm. The surprise caused Hiss to toss the child like it had teh AIDS. Hoodoo went in for the interception and saved the wall from a grisly baby brains paintjob.

Amused by the child's attack, he spared it. Hiss figured, if anything, she could be married off to one of his favorite generals. Or he could eat it later when he was hungry again. But he had little to nothing to do with the child's upbringing. She was, more or less, raised by Hoodoo and the young up-and-coming Generals. The only time Hiss showed any interest in her was when she drew close to maturity. Where he fused finding a suitor he liked. Fortunatly, they were all put into the void before anything crazy happened.. she woke up and saw Khan.

HUGGLEZ AND SMOOCHEZ TO TEH WIDDLE KHANomg.

Yea something. I guess I'm just trying to say.. she's a smart cookie. She a very good tactician.. an excellent diplomat, and quite creative. Dabbling in mechanical design and coming up with possible inventions to give the Snakemen army a bit more of an edge.

...oh..wow.. I'm getting really long winded here.. Ending this now. XB