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Here is my top 10 list of characters I would like to be anally violated with barbed wire before being thrown in a burning pit full of rotating blades.

10. Vincent Brooks from Catherine, while I don't hate Vincent's character as much as other characters on the list, there is one thing that constantly pisses me off about him. He's a total pussy. Seriously, half the time I don't think he could stand up to a cat that's mildly annoying him. And while I don't usually mind cowardly archetypes, Vincent just seems like he can't stand up for himself in anyway. Literally the half the plot of Catherine could've been solved if Vincent either A) Told Catherine it was an accident and told her he didn't want to see her again B) Told Katherine about the situation and attempt to resolve it from there or C) (if he liked Catherine) break up with Katherine. Instead he just let's lie after lie pile up until it crashes down on him.

9. Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion, I know bashing on Shinji is like beating the fossilized remains of a horse but I think there's one aspect of him that I don't think is addressed often. Shinji is incredibly selfish and possibly even narcissistic to an extent. Now while yes, he does have emotional issues and trouble connecting with people, I think that's all more then a little minuscule compared to SAVING HUMANITY ON A REGULAR BASIS! He let's every little doubt prevent him from fulfilling his duty and achieving his full potential as a pilot and he let's his want to please his emotionally distant father completely overrule everything. He should at least take some pride or comfort that what he is doing is allowing millions of people to continue to exist. Although I think some if not a lot of the blame can be put on NERV for not giving Shinji any kind of therapy or psychological help with his introversive and self-defeating personality. I might've put Shinji a little higher on this list were it not for Rebuild of Evangelion which from what I've seen, seems to be taking steps to improve his character.

8. Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion, another fossilized horse I'm going to take a crack at, there is only one way to describe Asuka: she's a cunt. Now I normally would never in a million years call any woman a cunt but that's what Asuka is, she's bitchy, narcissistic as hell and treats everyone around her as if they're nothing more then something to praise her/take her insults. This wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the fact that there is nothing else to her character. She's not noble, she hasn't been shown to be that compassionate and she's certainly not kind. I also don't understand her romance with Shinji, the only way I can see it working is of they were both really into S&M. Hopefully she'll improve once Evangelion 3.0 comes over.

7. Teddie from Persona 4, while I love Persona 4 and all its characters, Teddie is the one of the few characters I absolutely hate. It's for me to pin down just what exactly makes him grating, from his high-pitched voice, to his eye-rolling bear puns, to his almost painfully unfunny comedic antics. I really think the game could've benefitted from at least toning him down or putting him in more situations where he was the butt of physical comedy.

6. Owen from Total Drama, Owen is the entire reason I stopped watching Total Drama after the first season. I would've been happy with literally anyone else (maybe even Heather) winning the show but not fucking Owen. Owen is nothing but a fat joke and a fart joke rolled into one character. That's it, he's like Peter Griffin if he was even less funny and more two-dimensional. After he won the first season, I realized just how bullshit the show was and never watched a second of any of the following seasons.

5. Sosuke Aizen from Bleach, when he first started out, Aizen was a pretty good chess master villain but now he's become the most boring villain ever. Most of his fights are incredibly predictable and could almost be turned into a drinking game, most if not all could be described as "Aizen looks surprised that he's getting his ass kicked before pulling something out if his ass and winning the fight". Now I'm not against uberpowerful villains but with those (at least the well one ones) you have consistency or at the very least you don't feel like they can always win. Aizen on the other hand borders on Mary Sue levels of undefeated and now (as of this post I'm on episode 304) he has the ability to kill anyone BY TOUCHING THEM! FUCKING GREAT! NOW HE'S GODDAMN UNSTOPPABLE BY ANYONE! Except of course Ichigo and knowing Shonen clichés, Ichigo is going to beat him.

4. Beatrice the Endless from Umineko no Naku Koro ni, now I will admit I can appreciate a manipulative villain and I found Beatrice to be an interesting villain. Then she came to Battler's side after the new "Beatrice" started to go nuts and I started to become invested in her as a hero and even nearly pushed me to tears. And then it was all revealed to be a lie that seemed to come completely out of left field and I've hated her and the writers for it ever since.

3. Annoying Orange from, well, Annoying Orange, I know it seems like I'm complaining about bullshit for being smelly but Annoying Orange is very, very annoying and not in the way I think the creators intended. His jokes aren't funny, his puns are horrible, his adventures are boring and every word he utters feels like it's causing at least 50 of my brain cells to die. But what really pisses me off is that he got his own TV show. Out of all the popular internet celebrities, out of the countless performers on YouTube, why did they pick HIM?! Not only is he unfunny, he's also creepy as fuck, I'm actually surprised parents haven't complained to Cartoon Network about Annoying Orange giving their children nightmares.

2. Tim and Eric from The Tim and Eric Show (I refuse to dignify it with the full title), now comedy is a subjective thing, some people find things funny that others don't. I'm sure somewhere there are some (very unfortunate) souls who find Annoying Orange funny. But what I'm not sure of is that any human being with at least a small sense of humor could ever find Tim and Eric even remotely funny. Absolutely nothing I've seen of them is funny. It's either boring, confusing or gross, hell Wikipedia classifies them as "anti-humor" which confuses me as to why that's even considered a comedic genre. As an example of there unfunniness, here is a skit that I still remember (and throw-up to) to this day. Basically they're doing an infomercial parody in which they are trying to sell a plug that is suppose to prevent uncontrollable diarrhea by blocking and it is later found out that it causes people to sweat diarrhea. That's it. The don't make any jokes they just talk about a literal butt plug for diarrhea. Is that funny? NO, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

1. Makoto Itou from School Days, FUCK. THIS. GUY. HAAAARD. Makoto Itou is the single worst character I have ever seen, maybe even the worst character in all of fiction. I hate him and everything he stands for. I hate that he strings his "girlfriend" along to the point of psychological damage. I hate that once he finally breaks up with her and goes to the girl he was cheating on her with, he immediately proceeds to cheat on her with every single girl in the school. But the worst part is I'm not entirely sure if I'm suppose to hate him or be on his side because he acts like a colossal dick and yet he's the protagonist, can someone please tell me if the writers dicking with me or not? So to summarize, don't watch School Days and here is my message to Makoto:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATOMS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF EVERY NEUTRON, ELECTRON, AND PROTON IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

(And yes I know he dies in the end, it was still too good for him)

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Here is my top 10 list of characters I would like to be anally violated with barbed wire before being thrown in a burning pit full of rotating blades.

10. Vincent Brooks from Catherine, while I don't hate Vincent's character as much as other characters on the list, there is one thing that constantly pisses me off about him. He's a total pussy. Seriously, half the time I don't think he could stand up to a cat that's mildly annoying him. And while I don't usually mind cowardly archetypes, Vincent just seems like he can't stand up for himself in anyway. Literally the half the plot of Catherine could've been solved if Vincent either A) Told Catherine it was an accident and told her he didn't want to see her again B) Told Katherine about the situation and attempt to resolve it from there or C) (if he liked Catherine) break up with Katherine. Instead he just let's lie after lie pile up until it crashes down on him.

9. Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion, I know bashing on Shinji is like beating the fossilized remains of a horse but I think there's one aspect of him that I don't think is addressed often. Shinji is incredibly selfish and possibly even narcissistic to an extent. Now while yes, he does have emotional issues and trouble connecting with people, I think that's all more then a little minuscule compared to SAVING HUMANITY ON A REGULAR BASIS! He let's every little doubt prevent him from fulfilling his duty and achieving his full potential as a pilot and he let's his want to please his emotionally distant father completely overrule everything. He should at least take some pride or comfort that what he is doing is allowing millions of people to continue to exist. Although I think some if not a lot of the blame can be put on NERV for not giving Shinji any kind of therapy or psychological help with his introversive and self-defeating personality. I might've put Shinji a little higher on this list were it not for Rebuild of Evangelion which from what I've seen, seems to be taking steps to improve his character.

8. Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion, another fossilized horse I'm going to take a crack at, there is only one way to describe Asuka: she's a cunt. Now I normally would never in a million years call any woman a cunt but that's what Asuka is, she's bitchy, narcissistic as hell and treats everyone around her as if they're nothing more then something to praise her/take her insults. This wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the fact that there is nothing else to her character. She's not noble, she hasn't been shown to be that compassionate and she's certainly not kind. I also don't understand her romance with Shinji, the only way I can see it working is of they were both really into S&M. Hopefully she'll improve once Evangelion 3.0 comes over.

7. Teddie from Persona 4, while I love Persona 4 and all its characters, Teddie is the one of the few characters I absolutely hate. It's for me to pin down just what exactly makes him grating, from his high-pitched voice, to his eye-rolling bear puns, to his almost painfully unfunny comedic antics. I really think the game could've benefitted from at least toning him down or putting him in more situations where he was the butt of physical comedy.

6. Owen from Total Drama, Owen is the entire reason I stopped watching Total Drama after the first season. I would've been happy with literally anyone else (maybe even Heather) winning the show but not fucking Owen. Owen is nothing but a fat joke and a fart joke rolled into one character. That's it, he's like Peter Griffin if he was even less funny and more two-dimensional. After he won the first season, I realized just how bullshit the show was and never watched a second of any of the following seasons.

5. Sosuke Aizen from Bleach, when he first started out, Aizen was a pretty good chess master villain but now he's become the most boring villain ever. Most of his fights are incredibly predictable and could almost be turned into a drinking game, most if not all could be described as "Aizen looks surprised that he's getting his ass kicked before pulling something out if his ass and winning the fight". Now I'm not against uberpowerful villains but with those (at least the well one ones) you have consistency or at the very least you don't feel like they can always win. Aizen on the other hand borders on Mary Sue levels of undefeated and now (as of this post I'm on episode 304) he has the ability to kill anyone BY TOUCHING THEM! FUCKING GREAT! NOW HE'S GODDAMN UNSTOPPABLE BY ANYONE! Except of course Ichigo and knowing Shonen clichés, Ichigo is going to beat him.

4. Beatrice the Endless from Umineko no Naku Koro ni, now I will admit I can appreciate a manipulative villain and I found Beatrice to be an interesting villain. Then she came to Battler's side after the new "Beatrice" started to go nuts and I started to become invested in her as a hero and even nearly pushed me to tears. And then it was all revealed to be a lie that seemed to come completely out of left field and I've hated her and the writers for it ever since.

3. Annoying Orange from, well, Annoying Orange, I know it seems like I'm complaining about bullshit for being smelly but Annoying Orange is very, very annoying and not in the way I think the creators intended. His jokes aren't funny, his puns are horrible, his adventures are boring and every word he utters feels like it's causing at least 50 of my brain cells to die. But what really pisses me off is that he got his own TV show. Out of all the popular internet celebrities, out of the countless performers on YouTube, why did they pick HIM?! Not only is he unfunny, he's also creepy as fuck, I'm actually surprised parents haven't complained to Cartoon Network about Annoying Orange giving their children nightmares.

2. Tim and Eric from The Tim and Eric Show (I refuse to dignify it with the full title), now comedy is a subjective thing, some people find things funny that others don't. I'm sure somewhere there are some (very unfortunate) souls who find Annoying Orange funny. But what I'm not sure of is that any human being with at least a small sense of humor could ever find Tim and Eric even remotely funny. Absolutely nothing I've seen of them is funny. It's either boring, confusing or gross, hell Wikipedia classifies them as "anti-humor" which confuses me as to why that's even considered a comedic genre. As an example of there unfunniness, here is a skit that I still remember (and throw-up to) to this day. Basically they're doing an infomercial parody in which they are trying to sell a plug that is suppose to prevent uncontrollable diarrhea by blocking and it is later found out that it causes people to sweat diarrhea. That's it. The don't make any jokes they just talk about a literal butt plug for diarrhea. Is that funny? NO, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

1. Makoto Itou from School Days, FUCK. THIS. GUY. HAAAARD. Makoto Itou is the single worst character I have ever seen, maybe even the worst character in all of fiction. I hate him and everything he stands for. I hate that he strings his "girlfriend" along to the point of psychological damage. I hate that once he finally breaks up with her and goes to the girl he was cheating on her with, he immediately proceeds to cheat on her with every single girl in the school. But the worst part is I'm not entirely sure if I'm suppose to hate him or be on his side because he acts like a colossal dick and yet he's the protagonist, can someone please tell me if the writers dicking with me or not? So to summarize, don't watch School Days and here is my message to Makoto:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATOMS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF EVERY NEUTRON, ELECTRON, AND PROTON IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

(And yes I know he dies in the end, it was still too good for him)

Credit goes to for the template.

All characters are © their respective owners. I claim no ownership whatsoever.