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You haven't really felt peer pressure until you've had seven billion bodies smoosh your jellified organs out of your own orifices.Image: schizmatic.com/files/final_exa… Page: schizmatic.com/comics/26
Schizmatic - A Webcomic Of Intelligent Weirdness
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Ironically, you get a golden parachute severance package if you die from the fall.
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Me: only if I have the ability to fly like superman or if I was immortal. Otherwise, unless I have a parachute, it's not going to happen very soon...
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Biology major:
"Do you mean STATISTICALLY everyone?, because I am probably one of the outliers..."
Also, any self-respecting biologist would sit and wait for a few other groups of "everyone" to jump (possibly designing an opportunity), just to have experimental replicates before jumping to any conclusion!
So they we are probably the worst kind
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Statistics has no place in logic.
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Because I am actually studying Business Management and the 3rd panel spoke to my soul.
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It's good that you still have a soul while studying business management. That often gets lost once you're actually in it. X)
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Well in England our businesses pride themselves on not being Donald Trump. For example, for our module Managing people in Organisations our client is a charity called Newlife that looks after disabled and terminally ill children. I am not making this up. At all. www.newlifecharity.co.uk/
We will be given £25 and have to use our 1st year business skills to raise more money from this starting point. Based of this we will have to write a 2000-2500 word management report on what we did and how well we did it.
Wish my group luck!!!!!
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That's great to get that community spirit instilled early in students. Best of luck!
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First Responder/paramedic: "damn, this is gonna be a long night..."
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Med school students would check if their insurance covered cliff-jumping first. X)
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I'd say to jump off last...and then won't. And then enjoy the planet's resources with whoever was able to survive the fall.
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Hopefully the med-school students wouldn't jump and could patch everybody up -- then charge them an arm and a leg for their services. X)
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I think it's very appropriate that the business major acts without thinking. After all, If you think, that'll take time. And someone else will get to your potential customer before you do.
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Thinking takes time, and time is money. Zombies would be the ultimate businessmen. X)
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The Non-College Graduate seems to have a bright future for Philosophy.
The Business Major is HILARIOUS!
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TYVM. Love to make it!
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Haha! I'm reading the whole webcomic now, so funny
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Thankee. Wish u lots of lols!
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Happy to hear it. I'm adding "Maker Of Days" to my surname.
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Vulcans would absolutely ace this exam.
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Sometimes basic logic is more useful than 4+ years of 'education'
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Sometimes, it's the traits of common sense and lateral thinking that remains with the "non-educated" types... Just goes to show that school is not ALWAYS required for someone to learn... It helps immensely, yes, but some people work just as well if not better teaching themselves.
However, if everyone jumped off the cliff and the non-college graduate was the only one remaining, then by default, wouldn't he have to jump off too? Because seeing that he cannot reproduce with another woman (she jumped off too), the human species may as well be extinct. Of course, if you talked about all non-college grads, there might be a good population to keep the human race alive...
Say, I wonder how an Accounting major, with a minor in Economics, would tackle this question? I'd be very interested to know.
Other than that, excellent work and sure to tickle some funny bones, mine included. Also makes you think in a way. Either way, going into my favourites, keep up the wonderful work!
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Thx 4 the free thoughtful critique and compliment, AussieDidge. I'm guessing an Accounting major would conduct a rigorous cost/benefit analysis of species self-extinction and make sure all paperwork was properly filed in triplicate before taking appropriate action -- but of course, without missing the "deadline."
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Hahaha.
Yeah, and by that time, most of the corpses would have already started coming apart, due to massive body heat transferring between them all, so the landing would not be as soft, or even downright fatal. Appreciate the "deadline" joke you threw in there too... Ba-dum-tish! He's here till Thursday folks, tip your waitresses!
It was my pleasure giving compliments to your piece and yeah, I might have to start watching you if this is the quality of humour you bring into your work. Take care, now.
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It's a vital lesson for kids: stay in school, and away from cliffs.
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Your work is truly fascinating, I look forward to see more~!
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Thx Blood, and Happiest of New Years!
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You're welcome and Happiest of New Years to you too! ^_^
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