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Published: 2013-05-16 16:47:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 296; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description For the record, Facebook, I do NOT like poverty-stricken hurricane-devastated waterboarding abortion-clinic shootings. Or celebrity Twitter feeds.

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jeditoby [2013-05-16 17:42:26 +0000 UTC]

I just don't do twitter. Great service, nothing personal, expect it's a bit too personal. "Oh look! This turd looks like California!" is just not something most people need to know.

As for Facebook, given that "Like" is their ace in the hole for patent infringement, I don't seem them diluting it with "That sux!" added to the list.

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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-05-17 17:09:17 +0000 UTC]

lol I'm guessing turd-resemblance is what "passes" for astute political commentary these days.

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jeditoby In reply to schizmatic [2013-05-17 18:42:57 +0000 UTC]

FoxNews commentator: "Looking ahead to 2016, who do you think are our frontrunners?"

Random Talking Head: "I like Rubio, Clinton, and I'm just going to go out ona limb and say that David Koch has a strong chance of winning."

FN: "David Koch? How do you figure?"

RTH: "Word has it that besides supporting PBS's "Nova," which everyone knows is liberal "scientific" propaganda, he's also in tight with the Koch-financed Cato Institute. So he's got a lot of bipartisan ties. But most importantly, I have documented evidence that he literally craps Californias every day."

FN: "I'm sorry, did you say 'craps Californias?'?"

RTH: "That's right. Every day, he's expressing his solidarity with the Hispanic population while putting California on the political map."

FN: "Wow. For another look, let's ask Talking Head #2: what do you think of Koch's turds?"

TH2: "If what my colleague says were true, I'd agree, but the scandal here is that what he claims to be California is in fact Colorado, or even Wyoming. It's big, but it's a brick."

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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-06-12 21:25:39 +0000 UTC]

I demand to see California's certificate of statehood IMMEDIATELY.

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jeditoby In reply to schizmatic [2013-06-12 21:30:56 +0000 UTC]

I'd "like" that on Facebook.

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TheRantsofReason [2013-05-16 17:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Facebook? What's facebook?

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schizmatic In reply to TheRantsofReason [2013-05-17 17:11:18 +0000 UTC]

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skysoul25 [2013-05-16 16:58:22 +0000 UTC]

i'm with you but facebook is already stupid,curupt liek twitter and goign on the path to becoem the next Enrom, googles following in a simler route but its their yet.[for google]

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schizmatic In reply to skysoul25 [2013-05-17 17:14:31 +0000 UTC]

I wonder whether they'll destroy each other or self-destruct first.

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skysoul25 In reply to schizmatic [2013-05-17 21:44:55 +0000 UTC]

maybe self destruct.

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