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Published: 2017-05-25 02:52:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 795; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 2
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Description Here's my little Original Species
They're closed, don't fuCCING SELL THEM-

Also I know that they look plain and shtt but I like to think their details are more interesting then their actual design

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(just a little detail all: of them have the same genitalia, but for some reason the same reproductive organs can procreate for them? i mean, they can actually identify as attack helicopters and none of them would care) 

This is a Boyancii. They are a nomadic space species, but can go onto an actual planet though it may be really overwhelming for them(If the atmosphere on the planet is THICC, is what I mean). They have amphibian type skin in which they breath out of, but here's a fun part: they can literally inhale ANYTHING in a gaseous form and consider it breathable air. ANYWAYS HERE'S THE BEST PART: I can't explain this yet because I ain't a smart but they can low-key just heat everything up to the point of it being a gas, so they aren't floating around in space nude like the ref may portray; they wear clothes/masks/scarfs/anything they can put their grubby little hands on, so that they can heat up the tiny little atoms that makes the material and breath it into their little pore lungs. They can live off almost nothing, but they do require the occasional chicken pot pie/quiche/honest kids to keep em up and running :^) you could just consider them a less grotesque tardigrade. 

they have a very low sex-drive, and most likely won't be found with others of their own kind unless their fucc buddies or stoner friends. so, in other words, though they're really awesome and durable, not a lot of them are around. And, even if they did attempt to procreate, it's very difficult to actual handle the little fetus growing inside of them. The baby would most likely die during their pregnancy.

they rely more on body language than actual linguistics, but when learning a language, they develop the same persistance to grammar and langauge as an ordinary human. though, they often prefer slang and acronyms.

In the past, when they weren't known about or social, they often just floated around space doing nothing until they died. But, when a few Boyanciis reached Earth, and though the species on the planet and the changing climate seemed really intense and annoying for a species as chill as them, they decided to reside on that misrable rock; together, it seemed, for some sort of experiment.

And everything went downhill from there.

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ANYWAYS I'LL BE SURE TO MAKE SOME ADOPTS OF THESE BEAUTIES
I LOVE THEM
PLEASE LOVE THEM WITH ME

ALSO REMEMBER THESE ARE A CLOSED SPECIES. DON'T SELL ANY DESIGNS MY DUDE THAT AIN'T COOL

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Boyancii & Art (c) me

 
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Comments: 10

TheDubstepAddict [2017-11-19 00:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Ayy

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CryssiCYS [2017-05-29 12:17:24 +0000 UTC]

w0ah so adorable!!!!!!!!!! the backstory makes it even more adorable tbh XDD

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schwahh In reply to CryssiCYS [2017-05-31 23:52:56 +0000 UTC]

exactly~

it's mAgIc

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CryssiCYS In reply to schwahh [2017-05-31 23:58:34 +0000 UTC]

And exteme boredom ;w;

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schwahh In reply to CryssiCYS [2017-05-29 14:14:35 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh thank you friend! I honestly made this idea up in 2 minutes tops tbh haha

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CryssiCYS In reply to schwahh [2017-05-31 23:52:07 +0000 UTC]

What. How is that physically possible

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schwahh In reply to CryssiCYS [2017-05-31 23:54:17 +0000 UTC]

MAGIC
AND EXTREME BOREDOM

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CryssiCYS In reply to schwahh [2017-05-31 23:57:17 +0000 UTC]

w0ah :0

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ButterSorcerer [2017-05-27 16:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Ayylmaomydude

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schwahh In reply to ButterSorcerer [2017-05-27 16:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok.

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