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TERRA, YOU TEEN PUNK. WITH YOUR NEW AGE MUSIC AND BAGGY PANTS. GOD, HOW DO YOU EVER EXPECT TO WIN THIS CASE?AND LOOK, BRYDE THE WHALE HATES YOU.
THAT'S A FIRST, YOU ASSHOLE D:
Oh yeah, Lea the lawyer. He's so confident, he doesn't even open his eyes! >: D
And he has a bagful of wittnesses(?)!
...And yes, he only got a second job because he owes money to drug dealers.
And he is so not trying to promote Flaming Ocean's new album at the same time.
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I know, he's loveable <3
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Yeah he is. <3 And he loves nearly everyone.
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I thought it couldn't get more realistic, but then you brought out the talking whale. Terra is so screwed.
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Terra is just digging his own grave.
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bryde whale was there! just... above them.
in the sky.
...with krill.
...BRYDE WHALE IN THE SKYYYY WITH KRIIIIILL~ -sings
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SO HE WAS.
AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT HE WAS IN THAT BIG POOL OF WATER UNDERNETH THEM.
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that is the sky! everything has been turned upside-down D:!!!
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I know.
He just brings in so many wittnesses!
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It's kind of shady, but it's Lea.
So not only would get a strong defender, but something pretty to look at as he does it. 8D
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And he knows how to work the crowd.
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Will Dilan be appearing anytime in the future? 8D
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Bryde the whale is sorry that his crying made you cry >:
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Bryde the whale is forgiven. *tosses krill into the tank*
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Bryde the whale loves you to the moon.
And BACK.
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WOW. That's alot of love. *hugs Bryde*
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"I don't love him. Not one bit."
I swear I thought Bryde was going to accuse Terra of stealing his krill.
BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER.
And Lea the Lawyer ftw.
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Pffft. He probably will later on in the case xD
THANK YOU <3
...Lea the lawyer reminds me of the stuff they use to teach kids the alphabet.
L is for Lea the Lawyer!
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I know D:
IT'S LIKE A SPANISH SITCOM!
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Hhhhhh!? Like What Saïx likes?!
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I always did wonder about what all that water was.. D8 Poor Bryde...
Stupid teenage punks and their loud music and their hula hoops and their hopscotch and their leather pants and there youtube-dot-com and their pierced scrotums,and their bullsfrogs... etc
Lea is totally not promoting Flaming Oceans XD Can't wait to see what Myde has to say... He'll probaly try to assault Terra or curse at him for scratching his property or something sex-related XD
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Yes... Because Bryde was there and all...
And their facebook and texting and sex and what not
He is not. I don't see a Flaming Ocean CD anywhere.
Oh, you'll see what Myde has to say.
YOU'LL ALL SEE!
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Chya!
Youth these days... The worst part is I actually say that >___>;;; And I'm only reaching 19 of age..
I know, but he's like a radio add D8
Myde will actually be SOBER! So he can remember tearing up Terra! D8<
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AWW YEAH >: D
So do I... but I'm 15! ;A;
Just a bit xD
WOW, THAT'S NEWS TO ME!
Myde... being SOBER!
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>D
I also continously say: "when I was young...!" XD
BRAIG MIGHT GET A HEART ATTACK D8
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AND THE CASE MIGHT HAVE TO BE PROLONGED IF THAT HAPPENED.
AND BECAUSE MYDE ATTACKED TERRA AND ALL.
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BUT IF BRAIG HAD AN HEART-ATTACK AND SURVIVED - THEN MYDE COULD ACCUSE TERRA OF ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!
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Stupid whale wasn't even there...
LOL...aces XD
Bryde the whale? X3
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Oh, well, the pairing MydeXBraig is shortened to Bryde.
And there's a whale called Bryde. So that's where it came from c:
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yeah, i know the ship short-form...
you mean a real whale or from a series or self-invented?
just curious
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Oh, Bryde's whale is real
[link]
There you go <3
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Poor Aqua. It seems she's got her work cut out for her as Terra's attorney. xD
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Whoever said she was Terra's attorney?
>:3
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You'll never guess who it is.
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Oh snap! (again.) D:
Can't wait to see who it is xD
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I expect to see some sort of whale related violence, then it'll be a whole new ball game with animal cruelty lawsuits, bringing into question that tiny fish tank, damn it Axel!
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Shhh! You can't be guessing the whole plot this early!
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Oh crap, I didn't know Poirot was on the case, now I'll be entirely in the dark till the very end, where it turns out some obscure technicality was the culprit, and no one will remember of even care what the original case was!
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Well, Hastings, I believe it was Ms. Lottie who commited ze murder by dressing up as ze murdered herself she than jumped out of ze window and than she had the perfect alibi.
Hey, it's better than Ms. Marple.
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Ms. Marple sucks, but Agatha loves her, so she killed Poirot off.. eventually.
It's like when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock cause he was bored with him, the fans raged for years, so he brought him back with some sort of detective wizardry!
EDUCATIONAL RAMBLE!
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...
Poirot dies?
I'm still reading that one ;A;
Detectives don't do wizardry.
Because... they're detectives.... and... they have logic... that no one else has...
IS EVERYTHING I KNOW I LIE?!?
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