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Published: 2012-04-04 01:14:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 184; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 2
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Description A Connecticut woman sues her doctor for

Telling her the cold, hard truth: "You are overweight, Missβ€”you are fat."

Can you believe it? throwing a tantrum, the bat.

But that's all I catch before I run out the door.

Watching his humourous monologues never bore

Me, but the comical Scotsman can wait a night.

I'm too sleep-deprived to fight

The right to watch the Late Late Show now anymore.

Censoring him with "Tutsi Fruitsi" and "Crikey!"

Isn't going to work on this witty, funny show

The music and monologues get me every time;

Anecdotes from the 'Old Country' and the odd old

Jobs he had. Snared! He has got me for another

Night. Watching. Laughing. No need to worryβ€” I'll sleep, Mother.
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Comments: 5

CozmicDreamer [2014-09-02 17:30:58 +0000 UTC]

I think its very good!

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ScorchBomber In reply to CozmicDreamer [2014-09-02 19:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thank you!

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parakeetwuvs [2012-04-04 21:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Rhyme scheme is usually ababbcbccdcdd ee isn't it? and aren't the lines supposed to be ten syllables each? Did I get it right? Cookie? ^%u2022.%u2022^

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ScorchBomber In reply to parakeetwuvs [2012-04-04 21:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I was using a Italian scheme which has anywhere from 10 - 12 syllables in a line, I chose 12 as my meter and the rhyme scheme can be several different choices, I can't remember what the choices are exactly but I chose: abba cddc efefgg but I broke a few.
Cookie for you!

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parakeetwuvs In reply to ScorchBomber [2012-04-04 23:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha yay! XD thank you!

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