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Published: 2011-08-14 17:06:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 4712; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 0
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A few people asked for Dr. Rockzo.I admit, I didn't try too hard on the background.
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Rockzo greets Pinkie "hi there pretty pony, i'm Dr. Rockzo, the rock n roll clown, and i do cocaine!"
Pinkie Pie replies happily "nice to meet you, i'm so excited, are you excited? i haven't been this excited since the last time i met someone new and then i was ~GASP!~ but now i'm like ~OOOH!~ and you were like 'I DO COCAINE!' and i... actually, what is cocaine?"
Rockzo responds with a grin "c-c-c-cocaine is a magical white powder that makes everything really great, in fact, from the sounds of it, i would say you were on a mix of speed and coke right this second"
Pinkie says curiously "magical white powder? hmm, you mean like sugar? i never heard of magic sugar, oh, but if such a thing does exists, maybe i could use it to bake magical cakes!" Pinkie squees
Rockzo corrects Pinkie "nah pretty pony, c-c-cocaine is not magical sugar, though i guess you could say it gives you a rush like sugar does, but soooo much more, heh-heh" Rockzo laughs in a creepy way
Pinkie responds confused "but i don't understand, is it sweet like sugar? or maybe it's like baking soda? flour even? hmm... can we bake a cake with it anyway to try it out?" Pinkie asks
Rockzo "nah pretty pony, you ca-"
"my names Pinkie!" Pinkie interrupts with a smile
Rockzo half-heartedly corrects himself "Pinkie, yeah, that's what i said, anyway, nah, Pinkie pony, you can't bake the cocaine, but we can bake a cake with this" Rockzo pulls out 5 grams of hash
Rockzo continues "and then sprinkle the top of the cake with coke when it's done baking and cooled off"
Pinkie responds "okay, sounds like fun!"
[2 hours later]
Pinkie with a joyful glee got to try the cake, after the last 2 hours of baking and letting it cool and applying the cocaine like it was sugar to the top of the cake
"yay, cake's done, let's dig in mister clown!" Pinkie squees
Rockzo's mouth waters as he complains "hey, that's mister rock n roll clown to you, or at least call me Dr. Rockzo, since you made me remember your name, Pinkie Pie!"
Pinkie smiles and replies "oh, i'm sorry Rockzo.. hmm, i noticed you say you are a doctor, but you're also clown, do you heal people with laughs?"
Rockzo answers "nah man, i do cocaine, i really, really do cocaine, man" as he starts to eat the coke laced space cake
Pinkie eats some of the cake also, and what transpired over the next hour would forever change the world as we know it... so insane, so criminal, so ludicrous, that the mere mention of which would cause Sombra to roll in his grave... PinkieXRockzo shipping. [The End]
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"I woke up with a clown's hoof on my flank. That's what I did today."
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I dont do drugs but I speak for everyone when I say....
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!!!!!!!
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"i'm dr.rockpony the rock n roll clown and i do cupcakes!!"
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"i woke up with a mare's hoof in my pants and thats what i get"
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this needs to happen like a time machine to kill Hitler!
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Pinky Pie would love that guy.
Dr. Rockso:"hey pinky, I do cocaine"
Pinkie Pie: "oh yay, me too!"
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that explains everything for pinky pie
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ive been thinking of doing a metaloclayspe FIM crossover for sometime. yes they will be ponies, yes there will be swearing, and yes swisgarr will hit on granny smith apple (he the fucking king of gilfs for crying out loud) i want feedback from you guys to let men know if i should start the project. and thank you scorchie-coro . your pics inspired the idea
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L.M.A.O 
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And Murderflank must be related to Twist. they both have the schimilar manner of schpeech!
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I actually asked that question as an annon before i got my own tumblr. the artist turned it into a mini series.
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ok the first time I proposed the question is here
[link]
and here's where I sugested Toki get him a fruit basket to congradulate him on being a father, poseing as Applebloom.
[link]
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It really floored me when Toki sugested that Murderflank was pregers LOL
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That would explain so much. XD
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"I'm Dr. Clopso and I do Cocaiaane!!!!", then he wispers "I do a lot of cocaine!"
I liked on how you did the backrounds to. It's like if they were taken straight from Metalacalypse and made for FIM.
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There MUST be a Toki pony >3> He wants to be playings with the Dr. Rockso~
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There is one! [link]
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omigosh love!!! <3 n__n
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DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
But I like the clown pony.
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Murderface would finally find joy(unlikely) in equestria.
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Oh noooooooo. D: *pinkie is best pony, that clown tho... >____>*
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