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Today the Cameleopard
Who came to me - Of course
Said he had a problem
and felt a little horse

He said he felt his bowels quake
When looking at a slice of cake
When sniffing at a bit of cheese
Terror gripped his arteries

I Said - The problem's simple
it's clearly plain to see
You're drinking too much coffee
And not enough of tea

Just lie around the house all day
And sip a cup of hot earl grey
Or make a pot of Dar-jee-ling
You'll soon have back your sprightly spring

The Cameleopard thanked me
And then he went away
Ignored all my instructions
And died later in May.

Description
Today the Cameleopard
Who came to me - Of course
Said he had a problem
and felt a little horse

He said he felt his bowels quake
When looking at a slice of cake
When sniffing at a bit of cheese
Terror gripped his arteries

I Said - The problem's simple
it's clearly plain to see
You're drinking too much coffee
And not enough of tea

Just lie around the house all day
And sip a cup of hot earl grey
Or make a pot of Dar-jee-ling
You'll soon have back your sprightly spring

The Cameleopard thanked me
And then he went away
Ignored all my instructions
And died later in May.