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Seal-of-Metatron β€” ... My Immortal

Published: 2012-01-23 22:17:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 8007; Favourites: 103; Downloads: 105
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Description Ok so, I read (ok, I listened to a dramatic reading) a certain Harry Potter-fanfiction called "My Immortal". And... yeahhh... These are some things that actually happen in that fic, I'm not even kidding.
It's so bad but so utterly hilarious that I just... I just love it.
The story is centered around the author's ultimate mary-sue; Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way and she's in love with Draco. Also, everyone's gothic and painfully out of character. And let's not mention the grammar and continuous misspelling of certain character's names...

Here's the dramatic reading: [link] Have a listen and either cringe, or laugh out loud.
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Comments: 32

palutenaxcelestia [2017-06-15 17:58:10 +0000 UTC]

The bark lord is coming

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Wolfcho [2016-04-28 11:50:32 +0000 UTC]

I love this fanfic, it's so hilarious, and so is this drawing.

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baronessofblades [2016-01-25 14:45:32 +0000 UTC]

HOW did your braincells survive?!

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KOFERA4EVER [2014-01-25 22:24:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm reading it, oh my eyes...

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Bad--Wolf--Bay [2013-10-31 01:10:44 +0000 UTC]

I love reading that fic...it makes me happy Great drawings...Dumbledore is stylin'

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Misunderstoodboi [2013-03-07 06:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes dumblydore I listened t the one with drawings!

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theBloodRaven [2013-02-11 01:54:32 +0000 UTC]

I adoooore the way you drew Dumbledore OMFG LOL 111!

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AxelOfArt [2012-06-06 22:47:31 +0000 UTC]

wth did I just read .___.;;

xD

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AuroraFolf [2012-03-14 23:39:05 +0000 UTC]

WHY COULDN'T SATAN HAVE MADE ME LESS BEAUTIFUL?!?!?!

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gimpearl In reply to AuroraFolf [2012-04-02 16:23:57 +0000 UTC]

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
That line...ROFL
Is Hairgrid a grid of hair that's come alive, by the way?

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AuroraFolf In reply to gimpearl [2012-04-02 19:55:34 +0000 UTC]

...I do believe so. Ah dammit see since you said that I have to draw it!

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gimpearl In reply to AuroraFolf [2012-04-02 22:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Yep, definitely. There's noo way *Hagrid* would say something like that! Just the though...ROFL...again.
Oh, I said it! And now you have to draw it! Aren't I EEVVILL!

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TheFabulousHeather [2012-02-14 16:39:28 +0000 UTC]

I just lol'd all over the place. I especially lie how you drew Dumblydore. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, MOTHER FUCKERS?!"

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xXxOhime-SamaxXx [2012-02-11 22:15:04 +0000 UTC]

I love the fact that "Dumblydore" has an Avril Lavigne T-shirt xD

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randomkitty2 [2012-01-29 01:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha this is the most hilarious fanfic i have ever read. my favourite line: "How could you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces!"

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Seal-of-Metatron In reply to randomkitty2 [2012-01-30 00:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Also, "you horny simpletons!"

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randomkitty2 In reply to Seal-of-Metatron [2012-01-30 02:20:00 +0000 UTC]

hahahah yes!

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Bela1334 [2012-01-26 11:49:03 +0000 UTC]

That is so GOFFIK!!1eleven
I love Dumblydork with his ΓΌber goffik Avril Lavigne shirt and Voldimint with his gun. (Why did he never had the idea with the gun in the real books??)

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gimpearl In reply to Bela1334 [2012-04-02 16:19:44 +0000 UTC]

WHY do the carterz in the buks never fink to use gunz??? They must be...Prepz!
Hmmm... gotta think...perhaps because they have these really nifty objects called wands?

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MissCamelot [2012-01-26 08:09:29 +0000 UTC]

best thing ever XD Oh God β™₯

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HouseofDoom [2012-01-26 02:17:22 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OK

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zenia [2012-01-25 19:51:10 +0000 UTC]

lol Great illustrations. I love the Dubledork... Dumblebum... Bumblebore... well you know who I mean.

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CandiedJellyfish [2012-01-25 18:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic.

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MintGreenMemories [2012-01-24 20:56:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

when I first saw that fic I nearly died laughing.

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Slasheretta [2012-01-24 18:43:53 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD HAHAHAAAAH!

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MouseAvenger [2012-01-23 23:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes, the queen of all badfic... Great sketches of the characters, though--I love the way they came out!

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LorinaDante [2012-01-23 23:29:44 +0000 UTC]

You must mean ENOBY, riiiight?????6? I laughed so hard at these; I listened to a complete reading of that fic a couple of weeks ago. Dumblydore is totally my fave here! (also, it's too bad you didn't draw Voldy's feet; doesn't he wear high heels at one point in the fic? )

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Seal-of-Metatron In reply to LorinaDante [2012-01-23 23:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yes, he wore high-heels...

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BubonicDoctor [2012-01-23 23:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Omg ..... I can die pretty much happy now~

XD That is my favorite line from Dumblydor MUTHER FUKERS!

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Gloomy--Sunday [2012-01-23 22:43:16 +0000 UTC]

It's an epic story indeed. Omg, Voldy wears fishnets!

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misterkenye [2012-01-23 22:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I have to give them credit for twisting up Harry Potter in such a manner and turning it into... that.

Holy shit. Listening to this... omg. I can't even. I'm a nice person, but omfg. I can't even.

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VividSunsets [2012-01-23 22:33:09 +0000 UTC]

Downright Hillarious!

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