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Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-20 18:40:49 +0000 UTC]
*Nonliving Lockheed Constellation crashes into the ground hard next to Seb. EXPLOSION!!!*
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Sebascelisc In reply to Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-21 12:43:15 +0000 UTC]
*jumps away from the explosion, completely freaked out*Β Β
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Matt-Is-Done In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-21 17:48:19 +0000 UTC]
Matthew: *All covered in soot holding a severed control yoke.*
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Sebascelisc In reply to Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-22 10:43:04 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: What happened!? Matthew? Is that you? O_O
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Matt-Is-Done In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-23 03:10:31 +0000 UTC]
Matthew: Yup! *Cough.* I ruined my Connie.
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Sebascelisc In reply to Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-23 04:12:10 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: A Connie? They don't even make those anymore D: why did you do that! Or did something fail?
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Matt-Is-Done In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-23 18:58:31 +0000 UTC]
Matthew: I think the hydraulics failed... ;-; Can I even rebuild it?
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Sebascelisc In reply to Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-24 03:24:25 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: i'm not sure. If 3D printing technology improves a little, then yes it's possible. But i think for now you may need to find another one. This one exploded into many ripped bitsΒ
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Matt-Is-Done In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-09-25 19:37:38 +0000 UTC]
Matthew: Darn... That was one of only four World War II Connies left... Can you please help me gather up all the pieces and bring them somewhere safe?
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Sebascelisc In reply to Matt-Is-Done [2015-09-26 11:14:07 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: One of just four? They're a lot rarer than I thought D: Of course i'll help! *slithers around, picking up pieces with his mouth and carrying it on the back of his wings*
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kmdrum [2015-04-25 18:45:09 +0000 UTC]
what if every living plane had a pilot living inside of them? Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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kmdrum In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-04-26 01:54:30 +0000 UTC]
um Lol dunu
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SkylerTheCirrus [2015-04-19 05:02:36 +0000 UTC]
Are you sssssssleeping?
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Lambozilla [2015-04-16 19:56:52 +0000 UTC]
You look so cute when you curl up into a ball! ^^
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NorthernIsle [2015-03-15 04:03:30 +0000 UTC]
-pokes with 25 foot long pole, while hiding behind a 787- Me:Why am I ALWAYS doing the dumb things....
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-15 04:47:34 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: Hisss! If it's that annoying human again I swear I'll poke him with my teeth and eat him. *tries to sleep*
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-15 04:51:45 +0000 UTC]
-continues poking well praying-
Me: -on phone- if this works too two owe me that million dollars you promised!
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-15 05:00:24 +0000 UTC]
Me:####!!!! -runs like a bat out of h3ll- WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING THE STUPID STUFF!!!?!?!?!?1
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-15 05:03:12 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: *chases you* lemme poke you with my pointy nose! Hisss! Maybe even my teeth! Haha!
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-15 05:05:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: Nah, rather be stuck a mile up with an angry plane called Denver!
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-15 05:09:15 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: D-Denver? No... I don't want trouble with him again D:
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-15 05:11:37 +0000 UTC]
Me: Wait, there is a plane called Denver somewhere?
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-17 04:39:35 +0000 UTC]
-meanwhile on my phone-
Northern: How did you know to tell him to say that?
Southern: A hunch.
Northern: A bloody good hunch by the sound of things.... Should we help?
Southern: Sure I'll grab the AA set.
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-17 12:39:42 +0000 UTC]
(All of the above, the -Name- : says who's talking)
Me: To the bloody nearest railline!!!
-sprints off-
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-18 11:25:50 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: I see you! *continues the chase*. Lemme poke you into tiny pieces, also known as eating!Β
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-18 14:00:34 +0000 UTC]
-I arrive at the railroad line, and send this info to Southern as I begin sprinting along it-
Me:Nah! Plus I have somewhere to be right now!
-on phone-
Southern: He's five out northern, highball!
Northern: Got it!
-both accelerate away, as I run towards them, and as they come into view I climb on-
Southern: Look, it's the commander and the over grown pet snake!
Northern: Southern stop teasing the snake plane, we have better things to do besides talk to a less then average intelligence snake plane.
Southern: Fine.....
(Their provoking him to attack first so they have an excuse in court for using A-A guns if it comes down to that.)
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-19 14:46:50 +0000 UTC]
Southern: At least we can go faster the original snakes.
Northern: Indeed, and we can also defend ourselves better then the genetic malfunction that were the original snakes!
Me:-praying- Indeed!
-I enter into an armored carriage and grab a 50 Cal. Sniper Rifle-
Southern:Think if we got an a anti snake spray we could take him down?
Northern: Nah, that'dΒ be better on his heritage!
Southern: Yeah, just hit his dumb heritage to bring em down!
Me: Yeah, hit the bloody genetic malfunctions that were the original snakes!
Northern: I'm just turning on the A-A gun...
(There just asking for it now, this'll be good!)
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-20 15:47:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: Open fire!!!
-A-A guns begin to fire, scoring multiple hits-
Southern: Permission to use the body surface to ground missiles!?!???
Me: Denied.
-I step out, and begin to fire my weapon at Sebacelisc-
(I don't hate snakes in real life, I just wanted to see his reaction... probably should of thought this over more... Also, how do you kill a living train?)
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-20 23:39:19 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: *hisses in pain from the AA guns* Oh hiss! Guns! *turns on afterburners and takes off, making some sharp turns* You're not going to kill my ancestors! *flies low right beside one of them and steers right into the train, almost knocking the train over* dammit you're heavy! *flies off and picks up a non-living car with his mouth, then flies back and uses the car as a shield as he flies directly to the AA gun. He drops the car onto the AA gun, damaging the gun*
(I don't think Sebascelisc can kill a train, but he can immobilise it)
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-21 00:35:29 +0000 UTC]
(This'll be interesting then!)
-multiple shots score a hit in his stomach, left wing, and one or two to his head-
Southern: AA down, switching to SaM!
-Surface to air missiles fire, the target Sebascelisc-
Northern: Surprise! -He fires another full volley of AA shots-
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-21 00:52:32 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: *starts screaming in pain (it's actually a very loud hiss)* too much! *pulls up and quickly accelerates as fast as he can, attempting to reach Mach 2*
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-21 03:35:29 +0000 UTC]
Southern: Eenope!
-He fires a massive amount of SAM's and all but one miss-
Me: Now that's a bit overkill...
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Sebascelisc In reply to NorthernIsle [2015-03-21 03:53:27 +0000 UTC]
Sebascelisc: *already hits Mach 1 and attempts to outrun the SAM. He dives down to get even more speed and flew right over the trains, which gained distance from the missile. He then completely turns of his engines to cool them down, hoping the missile (heat seeking I assume) would target the hot engine of the train. He glides down and lands on the rails ahead of the train then gets ready to bite the train as it heads straight towards him, with the missile behind the train*
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NorthernIsle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-03-21 03:57:18 +0000 UTC]
-They see this, and shoot the missile down, and then they open fire ahead of them, and they both begin to accelerate forward-
Northern: In Soviet Russia, train destroy plane.
-Northern opens the fight up again by firing multiple rounds, as the human crews also fire weapons-
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