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sebreg β Santa Has a Job For Baby Bear
Published: 2013-02-03 01:44:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 10533; Favourites: 490; Downloads: 56
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The elves just don't have the stomach for this job.My website: [link]
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weren't you a kid once? or were you just born an adult?
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I'll direct you to an old comment of mine, keep scrolling, you'll find it
drunken-novice.deviantart.com/β¦
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You would have to have a stomach of steel like baby bear for this job
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I hope and pray that Bart Simpson is in this line.
This makes more sense than The Hunger Games, where 24 people are selected to die at random. Here, people are selected to die who actually deserve it.
Santa is judge and jury, and the bear is the executioner.
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Indeed, its hard to have the "stomach" to do this!.
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aaaaah! that's why santa is red!
He watches the baby bear all year
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AHAHAHA THEY THINKG THEY'RE GETTING PRESENTS BUT REALLY THEY'RE BEING EATEN!
*cries*
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tHATS horrible... π: 0 β©: 0
So I guess all that coal in our stockings was just for roasting us over, right?
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baby bear gets the best present out of everyone xD
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Glad I'm not on the naughty list. But I'm not on the good one either.
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baby bear isn't going to be small for long
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I can't wait to see how huge he gets!!!!
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Once Baby Bear starts chewing and the others start running he's gonna have a hard time catching up to all of them.
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What if he eats them whole...
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Then all the others would still run.
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Aww. . . such beautiful and somewhat sad false hope those children have.
Eat up Baby Bear, for tonight (and for many days possibly) you shall feast!
I love your sick but oddly humorous imagination.
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I have faith Baby Bear is up to the task.
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Well, technically correct...they are getting a baby bear for Christmas....itβs just in the interpretation that may be a slight problem.
I recommend a flame thrower. Barbeque always tastes better.
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See the girl in pink with the bunny doll? yup, that's me
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No way! I'm the guy in front!
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(I meant right in front of you. Lol English fail)
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Santa should try rehiring Krampus [link] . He got things done.
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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I wasn't expecting anyone else to think that.
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Great/demented/crazy minds think alike.
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I'll go with door number two.
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I'm putting one foot through door number 2, and the other foot though door number 3.
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Just means you'll be split in half by the door frames.
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Oh, crap, that means I can only choose one...
I'm going for door number two, the word kinda explains me.
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Yesssssssss!!! I know what u mean as well! Punish the little fuckers Krampus!!!
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Set him loose I say. Let him scare them with rusty chains, and put them into sacks... Wait a sec.
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I'd rather be eaten.
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I'd rather be smacked behind the knee once with one of his sticks haha
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