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Published: 2015-03-05 20:54:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 11320; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Sort of a poster idea I had for each family. Here are the Salts in the nut room.Related content
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Nobody like 'er.
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I purposefully made it rhyme.Β
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thanks.
I wish Miranda made it to the final book. Her movie versions woul have been HILARIOUS.
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I kind of do, too. The seven children (Augustus, Veruca, Violet, Mike, Miranda, Marvin, and Charlie) could be like the characters from The Big Bang Theory somehow.Β
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Veruca: Marvin, look! Mike's hugging me!
Marvin: It's a Saturnalia miracle!
Charlie: Howβs the air mattress?
Mike: Itβs okay, if you donβt mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.
Charlie: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.Β
Mike: Why?Β
Charlie: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Mike: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Augustus: As with my father I both love and fear it.
Miranda: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
Violet: Girl Sprouts?
Miranda: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.
Marvin: I love cheesecake.
Mike: Youβre lactose-intolerant.
Marvin: I donβt eat it. I just think itβs a good idea.
Augustus: I donβt like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Mike: Interesting. Youβre afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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Glad you like them! They're all modified quotes from The Big Bang Theory.
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Isn't she a deleted character though?
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