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There were only minor adjustments, surprisingly enough, to having a baby at the Watch House.

One of them was that, for once, when it came to her office, Commander Vimes well and truly meant it when she said “Do Not Disturb.”

Of course, it fell to the hapless Constable Ping to find this out the hard way. One day, he burst into Commander Vimes’ office with Some Really Important Information About A Case Sir Honest Just A Moment Of Your Time Plea- only to find his Commander topless, covered in old scars and recent spit up, hair askew and a wild look in her eye, attempting to breastfeed a crying Little Sam.

The chewing out that Commander Samantha Vimes gave that day was legendary. It was said Vimes yelled so loud that the echoes still occasionally bounce back and forth between the walls of the city. When Ping left the office his chums took one look at him and took him down to The Bucket to recuperate.

And, as the scarred and shaking Constable later told his friends, she did it all while continuing to feed Little Sam.

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There were only minor adjustments, surprisingly enough, to having a baby at the Watch House.

One of them was that, for once, when it came to her office, Commander Vimes well and truly meant it when she said “Do Not Disturb.”

Of course, it fell to the hapless Constable Ping to find this out the hard way. One day, he burst into Commander Vimes’ office with Some Really Important Information About A Case Sir Honest Just A Moment Of Your Time Plea- only to find his Commander topless, covered in old scars and recent spit up, hair askew and a wild look in her eye, attempting to breastfeed a crying Little Sam.

The chewing out that Commander Samantha Vimes gave that day was legendary. It was said Vimes yelled so loud that the echoes still occasionally bounce back and forth between the walls of the city. When Ping left the office his chums took one look at him and took him down to The Bucket to recuperate.

And, as the scarred and shaking Constable later told his friends, she did it all while continuing to feed Little Sam.