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SekoiyaStoryteller β€” Korgenast needs a REAL job

Published: 2014-01-05 22:46:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 683; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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Description Great holy crappity-dappity-doo-dah!! Drew this thing last month... and this has GOT to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever drawn EVER. It started when my little brother rolled his eyes at Korgenast's endlessly evil ways and said, 'he needs a REAL job'. Then... there was nothing I could do. My muse had me by the throat.

Talk about a 'soulless businessman'! What firm does he work for? 'Evil Incorporated'?

...Monsanto?

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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(Note: I'm sure only those who have read Harahpin will see the humor. xP)
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Comments: 26

Bluedramon [2015-07-06 20:27:27 +0000 UTC]

I read far enough into Harahpin to understand the humor behind this picture. Now I can't help but picture him and his companions wearing business suits together.

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to Bluedramon [2015-07-19 18:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Dude, they're bad enough in ARMOR, they don't need business suits!! (Still I feel a bit of temptation to draw that now... )

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Bluedramon In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2015-07-19 18:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Just imagine them strolling into town, proposing 'business deals'.

I can just imagine what kind of contracts they'd have.

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Chontecuamaker [2014-01-11 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]

*Thenewslenderman*

X'D omg

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to Chontecuamaker [2014-01-19 22:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh NO...

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Fluorescent-Floof [2014-01-08 18:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Ohmehgawsh! LOLZ! XD
(he's so flippin tall! )

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to Fluorescent-Floof [2014-01-09 19:13:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha He's actually not that tall, he's just very, VERY spindly, so that might make him look taller without a point of reference.

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Fluorescent-Floof In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-10 19:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Lolz, that is very true XD

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Lactopi [2014-01-07 05:44:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! That is pretty hilarious XD I would love to see the other hunters as businessmen too

I haven't finished Harahpin yet but I certainly know about Korgenast (I think he's one of the coolest characters ;D).

That's funny you should mention Monsanto too. I vaguely remember hearing that name a lot in my ag. biotech class years ago and it brings back interesting memories...though I don't even remember entirely what they do, lol.

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to Lactopi [2014-01-09 19:17:20 +0000 UTC]

HOGAWDSPLEASENO... Korgenast as a businessman is ghastly enough! And if I haven't already thanked you for reading Harahpin, then thank you!

A well-known Monsanto story involves a farmer whose crop got affected by some pollen from Monsanto's plants. And for that, Monsanto sued him. They SUED the farmer because NATURE blew 'their' patented, GMO pollen into the farmer's crop on the wind.

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Lactopi In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-12 04:30:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha xD But it's always nice to have "good" business partners!!

And it's my pleasure. I'm loving it so far ^_^ When I finish I'll give you a more formal review (because I feel like it would be more helpful than saying "cool story!!1!" and nothing else )

Yesss, now I remember that story. Absolutely terrible >_< That's as bad as patenting genes. People can be so ridiculous...

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victordragon747 [2014-01-06 11:51:11 +0000 UTC]

What!!?? It isn't ridiculous, I like how he looks! Hope I never have to deal with a bussinessman like him.

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to victordragon747 [2014-01-09 19:18:04 +0000 UTC]

NYESSS... well, to each his own! And I hope not, too.

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victordragon747 In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-09 19:37:14 +0000 UTC]

You're right with that. Yeah.

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FALCONorthern [2014-01-06 02:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Monsanto, definitely! Though I could see Korgy as a politican, too. Ohhh, he'd make a wonderful terrile politician, just his kind of job field.

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to FALCONorthern [2014-01-06 06:15:46 +0000 UTC]

OH GODS, not Korgenast as a politician... O_O Oh wait... I think he's probably already there, in disguise.

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FALCONorthern In reply to FALCONorthern [2014-01-06 02:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Terrible. I meant terrible. Stupid auto-correct.

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Galvan1c-Miscr3ation [2014-01-06 02:39:53 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD YES MONSANTO IS EVIL WITH THEIR GODDAMN PATENTS ON LIVING THINGS AND THE SHITTY WAY THEY TREAT THEIR FARMERS... DAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG

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Professional villains are the best kind of villains C:Β 

I have oneΒ but I kinda don't know where I'm going with his storyΒ :/Β  I can't manage to get it on paper -_-

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Have you seen The Blacklist?

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to Galvan1c-Miscr3ation [2014-01-06 06:20:21 +0000 UTC]

I haven't even heard half the stories, and I'm already shuddering! ._.

Anyway. This character doesn't usually look like this... here's his real appearance:


That's kind of what's funny about making him look so... well, you know. And good luck with your story! Sometimes details come to you in unexpected ways. ^_^

'Blacklist'? No... can't say I'm familiar with that.

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Galvan1c-Miscr3ation In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-06 17:35:30 +0000 UTC]

:3Β  It's fun not taking villains seriously XPΒ 

One time I drew mine when he was in collegeΒ leaning back in his chair, and then he fell over and got yelled at by the librarian for making too much noise LOL

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AHHH U MUST SEE ITΒ D:Β  It's probably online somewhere, I think you can watch it on the NBC website.Β  If not, youtube is a pretty good place to start.Β 

The first season is already over, and the second starts on the 17th C:

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L-o-r-e [2014-01-06 00:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Lol, He needs a hug.... or a lawsuit.

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to L-o-r-e [2014-01-06 06:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, hug or lawsuit... I can't imagine being able to choose which one I'd like better.

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L-o-r-e In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-06 16:56:50 +0000 UTC]

lol

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tamsinrj [2014-01-06 00:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft xD xD xD That's hilarious lmao!

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SekoiyaStoryteller In reply to tamsinrj [2014-01-06 06:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it?? I drew this thing, and then looked at a picture of Korgy in his normal scythe-and-armor rig, and nearly collapsed in relief at seeing him back to himself. Brainmothers.

(Notice how the little red symbol on his chest plate translated onto his tie? )

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tamsinrj In reply to SekoiyaStoryteller [2014-01-06 18:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe xD

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