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Published: 2013-03-26 18:13:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 2547; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 0
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A draw from SWS storyLet me introduce you the SWS Stalingrad crew :
Ivan Alekseï Tuckson - The commander Origins : Born on earth at St Petersbourg, raised in his parents ranch in Nevada. Specialization : Sniper Like : Vodka, his ship the SSV Stalkingrad, fishes, boobz, Tolstoï's books, russian slang Dislike : Cats, being trolled, taking orders from the Alliance, patience, David Shepard Random fact : Always love his old and creepy pony remained in the family ranch. The creature is called Tornado Quote : "WAIT TO MY COMMAND YOU JACKASS ! *insert random russian insult here* "Related art :
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Hey nice one! 
Hey Ivan, go and read War and Piece, comrade, it`ll occupy you for couple of years!
Thanks for sharing it, my friend! That`s really cool and funny!
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Hey, thanks ! If you could learn me some "real" russian slang, like the more popular expressions when someone is pissed of, it would be perfect for the character !
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My pleasure!
Hah! Oh I can do that! 
Сука! = Bitch!
Блядь! = Fuck!
Иди на хуй! = Fuck you!
Пидорас! = Fag! (It`s a very ofending Russian swearing, only use on males)
Замолкни нахрен! = Shut the fuck up!
Иди в жопу! = Kiss my ass!
Гондон! = Condome (Yeah, it`s a Russian swearing as well - very popular and offending too, use srictly on males)
Мудак! = Asshole!
Well I hope that`s enough, should you need any more 'help' just tell me, comrade! 
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Yeah, thanks so much, it'll be more real when we'll make him talk !
I keep it for his dialogue ligns, I think it'll make happy the friend who play this character too !
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Sauf quand la grenade en question est un vieux machin obsolète ramené dans son vaisseau pas l'autre donzelle et qu'elle la tripote pour "MONTRER QUE SI LA GOUPILLE TIENT ENCORE APRES TOUT CE TEMPS J'TE JURE PATRON"
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Ui, un commandant patient et compréhensif <3
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Russians do not read Tolstoy's books normally. In modern Russian, "War and Peace" is an idiom of something unreadable due to the size.
Like: "I just asked for a manual and he gave me "War and Peace", now what should I do with that?!"
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But that Russian isn't normal, so it perfectly fits o/
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" *insert random russian insult here* " ... J'adore xD !!
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Le russe ça vous pose un homme pour commander :3
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Et pi l'avantage c'est qu'il n'y a pas besoin de se demander si celui d'en face cause russe ou non, il suffit juste de prendre un air très menaçant xD !
(tiens, si ça se trouve en fait il se contente de compter jusqu'à 10 en fronçant très fort des sourcils 
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Ouais, concept aussi fin que celles qui brainstorment autour *_*
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Il n'aura pas assez de mains pour tous les facepalms dont il aura besoin >:3
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Il lui faudra un exosquelette esprès ahahaha
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Fuck you David, j'vais t'envoyer récurer les chiottes, Shepard ou pas è_é
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Owi cay indécent *ç*
Désolée par contre, pas de vrai maxi forehead pour toi sur çui là !
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