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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will
bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Description
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will
bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.