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Setpoirot — You're in the army now...

Published: 2012-11-04 07:12:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 13890; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 85
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Description Episode in the army campus: officer lectures the coy:
"Why the fuck the hole coy is half-naked? Is it a strike? In the army? (to the biggest of them) Soldier...?"
"Velikanov (russian for Giantson or smth like this), sir!"
"Yeah, I see(measering his muscles)... Report!"
"It's all my fault, sir (loudly, in the army way)! I lost my upper cloth in the common heap! I tried to find by trying on every piece of clothes one by one. I failed and torn apart singlets of the hole coy. Even this belt is too short for my waist."
"WHAT??!!!! Are you a moroon? It's not a damn supermarket for you in here that you try on everything you see, dumbass! 10 daus in the guardhouse like this (showing on his appearance meaning that he would guard being dressed only in trousers)! Then 5 days of training in the gym without water and pauses only every 10 hours. This will teach you a lesson! Got it?"
Officer didn't know that the second part of punishment was the best thing Velikanov enjoyed in the army - free gym every day.





PS: morphed picture of my friend from the gym which he sent me from the army (if you wish i can upload the original for some sort of comparison). I really miss him and his authority in general and lifting weights. I wish him good luck there, even though he claims that he's the biggest guy in the coy so everyone is trembling nearby him. From fear or excitement and envy - he didn't clarify.
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Comments: 15

navyman20 [2019-09-27 18:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Photo shopped

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GlebKomsomolec [2017-01-04 14:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Угар

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Mach68 [2015-08-24 05:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Steroids!

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Ellyon [2015-02-28 09:28:52 +0000 UTC]

the funny part is, some retard is gonna boot leg this pic all over the net saying its him in the middle cause it looks so real

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Setpoirot In reply to Ellyon [2015-02-28 10:39:11 +0000 UTC]

The funnier thing is that they already do - they use it for ads of super-puper-duper training techniques promising you to become this big in 10 mins)))
IMHO, it doesn't look that real to me as it did 3 years ago. Maybe my hands stood in a more appropriate place since then)

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Ellyon In reply to Setpoirot [2015-02-28 20:49:15 +0000 UTC]

no this one does have that fake muscle look to it, but i was trying to be nice cause it does look like you did good work.

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Setpoirot In reply to Ellyon [2015-02-28 21:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I realise it) But give me a break - it was more than 2 years ago - I made it long before I started uploading it on DA
Still thank you for your kind words

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senuisen [2013-11-15 01:34:50 +0000 UTC]

what a body!!!!

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necryll [2012-12-09 04:33:59 +0000 UTC]

Sexy!

Can I see the original pic?

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Max-CCCP [2012-11-25 12:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Огогогооо

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Setpoirot In reply to Max-CCCP [2012-11-30 12:50:30 +0000 UTC]

"А что нам, здоровенным кабанам?"

ПС: Эх, если бы такие здоровяки встречались мне в реальности в зале...

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Max-CCCP In reply to Setpoirot [2012-11-30 13:32:59 +0000 UTC]

то можно былобы у них спросить как он так накачался))))))))

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FF-n-FMA [2012-11-08 07:15:00 +0000 UTC]

be cool to see the original of this

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louiefox [2012-11-04 07:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for making my night XD

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Setpoirot In reply to louiefox [2012-11-06 08:03:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Happy for you!

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