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Description Page 13 of my comic 'Sanctuary' a romantic comedy set in the war-torn galaxy of Warhammer 40 000.
Characters so far are:
Farseer Selena- Survivor of Craftworld Kandee-Yum
Bjorn- Bloodclaw of the Space Wolves legion
Warlock Nipples- Survivor of Craftworld Kandee-Yum
Inquisitor Victoria- Crazy Ordo Xenos Inquisitor
Lucky Jim- Guardsman that just doesn't die
Commissar Ironfounderson- Imperial Officer the size of a small Titan
Warboss Rapp Skallion- Ork Warboss
Nood Boyz- Orks that don't wear clothes
Nuddyfist- Slugga who's madly in love with the Boss
Dark Angels- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Eldrad Ulthuan- Greatest Farseer of Ulthwe'
Faptau- Perverted Firewarrior who masterbates constantly

Warhammer 40 000 is copyrighted by Games Workshop. (C)

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Hells33k3r In reply to ??? [2020-12-17 15:35:24 +0000 UTC]

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FreelancerNorth [2016-04-21 15:21:17 +0000 UTC]

"Prepare the ship for Ludicrous Speed!" 

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to FreelancerNorth [2016-04-27 23:18:02 +0000 UTC]

They... They've gone to plaid!

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vakos67 [2016-01-10 11:34:32 +0000 UTC]

i still don understand what the dark angels are locking there.

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Marcator [2014-03-18 20:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Can we have a paint of what the scene one

if the Space wolf didn't be here ?

sorry for ly English :/

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kato42 [2013-12-16 00:03:11 +0000 UTC]

To the eye?

That marine has issues...

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emprahsque23 [2013-03-20 00:28:26 +0000 UTC]

Its an STC?

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Demondragonsoul [2011-08-10 07:11:17 +0000 UTC]

thank goodness for that round that blew the dildo to kingdom come...though an exterminatus round wouldve done a much better job if you ask me.

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Demondragonsoul [2011-02-02 02:22:47 +0000 UTC]

yup....knew the dildo would eventually be broken....lets see who broke it nah?

*also hive fleet slayya (as named by an ork) is currently offering restraining orders at half the price and double the distance required and restrictions....also comes with bombs attached to peoples necks so that if they break the order.....an entire tyranid swarm lands on top of them and eats them alive slowly....one bite at a time...starting with the legs and working their way up*

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FinalSage [2011-01-10 18:36:32 +0000 UTC]

heh spaceballs

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DEATHSPACE2 [2010-04-11 07:06:46 +0000 UTC]

why ive stopped looking at the dark angels for miniatures.

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to DEATHSPACE2 [2010-04-13 17:16:27 +0000 UTC]

They break?

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Scarledian [2010-01-01 04:34:00 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.. is that a Force, or Power weapon?

Or a Nemesis Force weapon?

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to Scarledian [2010-01-14 22:34:02 +0000 UTC]

I really don't know. Its a dildo that shoots lightning, that was all that went into my head.

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Scarledian In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2010-01-15 02:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, a powersword or powerfist is a power weapon, and a librarian carries a force weapon (always) but Grey knights often carry the nemesis (which is both)

I'd have to say this dildo is a Nemesis, which is WHY she is fucked

forgive my pun

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-10 05:41:15 +0000 UTC]

NO! You cannot be forgiven for that pun!

...

Only... Rewarded...

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-10 08:25:56 +0000 UTC]

oh..

OH

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-11 13:09:11 +0000 UTC]



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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-12 14:07:17 +0000 UTC]

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-12 18:51:14 +0000 UTC]

I say Sir! You are a marvellous dancer!

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-13 11:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Why, thank you. You're not too bad yourself

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-13 18:02:27 +0000 UTC]

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE!?

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-14 06:20:11 +0000 UTC]

nope. I'M having this dance. ALL to mySELF

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-14 09:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Ah excuse me, but this is my Dance Floor...









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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-14 10:17:06 +0000 UTC]

then I reply:

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-14 21:26:49 +0000 UTC]

Wanna see this pencil dissapear?

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-15 06:21:06 +0000 UTC]

too late, I gots it

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-15 11:27:42 +0000 UTC]

THAT WAS MY LUCKY PENCIL!!

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-15 13:32:52 +0000 UTC]

why are you so serious?

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-15 16:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Because it needs more Desu!!

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-16 23:54:42 +0000 UTC]

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-17 00:45:59 +0000 UTC]

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-17 01:12:26 +0000 UTC]

fuck

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-17 01:14:18 +0000 UTC]

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-17 02:30:27 +0000 UTC]

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Cylexus In reply to Scarledian [2010-03-17 11:55:44 +0000 UTC]

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Scarledian In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-18 10:41:54 +0000 UTC]

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bobdd0 [2009-12-29 17:24:27 +0000 UTC]

... THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!

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kenfan0206 [2009-09-26 16:27:29 +0000 UTC]

lol i imagined a dildo weilding space marine hacking through hordes of orks...BWHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to kenfan0206 [2009-09-28 08:16:00 +0000 UTC]

"Boss! Da Humies are uzin floppy-dings!"

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DonDrone [2009-09-24 13:04:12 +0000 UTC]

I love her expression XD

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Warrior-of-Hope [2009-09-07 18:18:31 +0000 UTC]

I surprised that marine even got past the Trials. Let alone the inplantation process.

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to Warrior-of-Hope [2009-09-10 09:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'd like to give everyone a chance to be a Space Marine... even those weird Dildo-wielding prophets of doom I always find outside of Malls.

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Warrior-of-Hope In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2009-09-10 13:16:28 +0000 UTC]

Wha- y'know, forget it. I don't want to know what you just said.

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Kaos111 [2009-09-07 12:36:11 +0000 UTC]

that dildo-wielding marine is CRAZY as fuck! XD

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to Kaos111 [2009-09-10 09:15:11 +0000 UTC]

He is a Dildo-wielding Space Marine... of course he is crazy as fuck!
You know... for the kids!

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Kaos111 In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2009-09-10 11:16:07 +0000 UTC]

eh, emperoor help any child in his way

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artheartless [2009-09-01 21:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! That silly expriession used on this spess mehreen's face before look more like a comic foil, but used the way it is now give this character an insane fierceness, which would make an opponent easily shit itself in fear. Awesome job!

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Sexual-Yeti In reply to artheartless [2009-09-02 08:19:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much. Spess Mahreens... ha! I love Indrick Boreal's references.
METAL BOXES!

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Cylexus [2009-08-24 17:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Thats it!!

I see Lasers...

Lasers = Guardsmen...

I love Selena's facial expressions, they have a real haunting quality to them. Very appropriate for her being an eldar and everything.

You know I came up after being away and saw this madness lying on my desktop and just had to laugh at the SpaceBalls comment, I still remember that movie.

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