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Description "Didn't I told you I knew a good tavern there, with the best beer of the realm?" said Bog the Barbarian, to his companion the dwarf paladin Grimoir d'Aryy.

"Yeah. You where right this time. For once!" said the dwarf, as he drunk other jar of beer, served by a young girl who barely could carry all the beer the locals where consuming.

"thought, they have decreased the quality in something in the last years" said Bog, while calling with a handsign the girl, for other round of beer.

As he take a jar, he said. "Before, they had some sexy tavern wenches... Sybilla, for example... Oh the memories! Back then, all the town was so glad that I solved their goblin problem... A night difficult to forget, to say the true... And she had such an ass!"

"Hey!" yelled the girl, dropping the empty jars of beer she was retiring from the table. "Don't speak like that of my mother!!"

"uh. And who are you?" said, uninterested Bog.

"My daughter" said Sybilla. "And you Bog, are as smooth as allways, I see."

"Your daughter? Wow! Then you are a MILF now!"

"a what?"

"Zannas dialect" quickly explained Grimoir. "Funny girl... how old is she?" asked then the dwarf, looking to Sybilla's daughter.

"Oh, I had her around the last time Bog was there."

"You don't say, uh?" said the dwarf, smiling.

"You were pregnant? wow. I never noticed it!" said Bog, before returning to drink.

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Comments: 92

spacewolflord [2016-05-07 02:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Why do I have a feeling that Bog knows exactly what was said its meaning and that its best to play dumb as a box of rocks.

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Shabazik In reply to spacewolflord [2016-05-16 18:06:00 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Naranekiel [2015-03-02 01:37:42 +0000 UTC]

*hit face against the table hard* You *bang* stupid *smack* Barbarian! *breaks table*

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Shabazik In reply to Naranekiel [2015-03-08 02:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Bog the Barbarian: "duuude! Why are you hitting me?!"

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IxisNyx [2014-11-15 10:12:26 +0000 UTC]

bog bog bog... *facepalm*

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2014-11-15 11:49:52 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SailorShowgirl [2014-07-20 00:18:20 +0000 UTC]

DAMMIT BOG! LEARN TO USE A DAMN CONDOM!

ROFLOL.

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IxisNyx [2014-06-30 05:03:22 +0000 UTC]

I like the dress of the waitress in the back. Its pretty ^___^

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2014-06-30 16:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! ^__^

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KingKaiSpitsInMyFace [2013-10-09 01:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Bog you MORON! You knocked her up! Now be responsible and get a damn job to support your new family!

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Savachika [2013-05-13 06:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Picture is good but story make it twice better.

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Shabazik In reply to Savachika [2013-05-13 15:04:14 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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StonedSmeagol [2013-03-16 09:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Awesome atmosphere & layout

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Shabazik In reply to StonedSmeagol [2013-03-16 11:47:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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GreenPixieDust [2012-11-15 06:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh what wonderful characters!! I adore art like this, keep going!

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Shabazik In reply to GreenPixieDust [2012-11-17 16:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Very glad you liked it!

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GreenPixieDust In reply to Shabazik [2012-11-19 05:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh no problem! I am a big fan of fantasy art like this. Would you mind if I made a request?

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Shabazik In reply to GreenPixieDust [2012-11-19 15:24:48 +0000 UTC]

I don't take requests. But what do you have in mind?

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GreenPixieDust In reply to Shabazik [2012-11-21 23:41:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, I was thinking a young girl dressed kind of like a belly dancer only wearing a cloak sitting at the table of a tavern with a really menacing looking mage. He has his cloak on and it's all black, the hood is up and you can't see his face. His eyes are yellow and they glow int he blackness of his cloak. The girl is a faery without wings. She has long straight black hair and you don't have to color it or anything like that. She and the mage have been traveling together and she's not afraid of him. He has a frightening reputation so noone will be sitting around them, but perhaps there are other people in the tavern that are watching them nervously. The girl is smiling at him. It's okay if you don't take requests though. They are just characters for a book that I'm trying to get published. Thanks anyway though! You're great, regardless! <3

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BlackroseSariaSan [2012-05-27 17:44:47 +0000 UTC]

Bog you DUMBASS! THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER!

MAN UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!

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Shabazik In reply to BlackroseSariaSan [2012-05-28 00:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Bog, drinking is ale. "Uh? sure?"

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OuroborosI [2012-05-19 16:03:35 +0000 UTC]

this makes me smile. Better have no father then having him i say.

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Shabazik In reply to OuroborosI [2012-05-19 16:09:10 +0000 UTC]

XD

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IceQueenofMitera [2012-05-16 19:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Bog the father. guess he knew Sybilla very well

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Shabazik In reply to IceQueenofMitera [2012-05-16 19:37:58 +0000 UTC]

one can guess that. XD

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Ioik [2012-05-15 21:11:33 +0000 UTC]

The resemblance lol... is he really that dumb or pretending to not know that sprog is his?

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Shabazik In reply to Ioik [2012-05-15 21:20:07 +0000 UTC]

could be both. XD

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Ioik In reply to Shabazik [2012-05-15 21:27:09 +0000 UTC]

If it's both then that's impressive lol

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Shabazik In reply to Ioik [2012-05-15 21:36:42 +0000 UTC]

XD

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flyaccountant [2012-05-14 10:07:13 +0000 UTC]

SKYRIM!

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Shabazik In reply to flyaccountant [2012-05-14 12:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

...but why skyrim, thought? XD

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flyaccountant In reply to Shabazik [2012-05-14 13:46:18 +0000 UTC]

drinking feasting and eating salted pork = skyrim

nice elf and raw warriors low an yarls = skyrim!

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Shabazik In reply to flyaccountant [2012-05-14 14:13:04 +0000 UTC]

XD

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AngelicAdonis [2012-05-13 14:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Very nicely done indeed! I love the expressions and the details you put into the background lol. The 2012 vintage is certainly good

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Shabazik In reply to AngelicAdonis [2012-05-13 15:55:42 +0000 UTC]

thanks Angelicadonis!

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AngelicAdonis In reply to Shabazik [2012-05-14 02:42:45 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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DarkCloak [2012-05-11 00:25:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm beginning to wonder if all of Bog's adventures end with a new child being brought into the world.

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Shabazik In reply to DarkCloak [2012-05-11 18:39:55 +0000 UTC]

oh no, just some of them: the ones where he can get laid... and not all of them! XD

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animal-delos [2012-05-10 18:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Wow so Bog has some swagger afterall... to have landed an elf woman like that... and Bog Jr. has her father's anger, that's for sure. XD

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Shabazik In reply to animal-delos [2012-05-11 18:42:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh, sometimes, sometimes. X3

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Elyandarin [2012-05-10 18:15:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, that guy managed to procreate? :/

drinked -> drunk
where pregnant -> were pregnant

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Shabazik In reply to Elyandarin [2012-05-11 18:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes, and by accident, it seems XD

-thanks for the corrections!-

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kclcmdr [2012-05-10 11:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Looks like the Barbarian is in a slight small pickle...

he may get a kick on the shins...

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bunny75 In reply to kclcmdr [2012-05-10 17:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Nah. It's just that is small table and stool, maybe for dwarves or childrens. He can't even put his legs under the table, or is that the bench, what werewolfette was using?

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Shabazik In reply to kclcmdr [2012-05-10 12:39:11 +0000 UTC]

oh noes! D:!

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Billie-Bonce [2012-05-10 10:57:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Simply LOL. I wonder how many daughters he has in different taverns

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Shabazik In reply to Billie-Bonce [2012-05-10 12:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Daughters and sons in taverns, brothels, streets, mills, workshops, orc and goblin dens, and more!

One can only wonder, thought!

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Billie-Bonce In reply to Shabazik [2012-05-10 13:10:03 +0000 UTC]

A new breed!

And he is omnipresent! Wherever is a sexy chick, you can certainly see Bog

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Shabazik In reply to Billie-Bonce [2012-05-10 13:50:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LirikTrend [2012-05-10 09:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Harvest of 2012. Ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-ice!

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