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Published: 2011-09-11 13:26:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 20766; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 462
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"We should leave"

"Oh, come on. we are together in this" whispered Neroe, much or more ashamed than Maylara. "And we spent some of our last coins renting these stupid costumes YOU choose."

They search for a band of adventurers to be part, despise their efforts, was in vain... so Maylara suggested they should give a try to some of the suggestions they where given:

With their last coins, they went to the "Zannas Adventurers Guild Official Store™ , buying the basic adventurers pac... as well asking for the store clerck for 'female adventurers equipment', renting it.

And so, they entered in the tavern of "The Shady Corners" with their dark capes and hoods covering their faces -they were said that ANY adventurer had of course a cape!-

They went to the bar, asking for some ale, and with her more shadowy and mysterious tone -they were practicing in the street!- Neroe spoke to the Vanolosé bartender, telling him that they where adventurers looking for job.

"And now?" said May, sipping her Ale. It tasted terrible.

"we... we should take out or cloacks?" said Neroe

Soon, some drunktards came to try to speak with them -not any adventure related themes, I'm afraid-. The night seemed that would be a complete dissaster, thought Neroe, sighing.

"Ma'am" said the bartender, giving her a jug of beer. He pointed to the other corner of the bar. "That man over there is giving it to you as a gift"

"Again?" she said, bothered. Surely this was an horrible idea.

"Is to began a conversation. About business" said the bartender.

"ugh! I'm not that kind of elf!"

"He is looking for Adventurers" said the Bartender.

"Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Neroe turned then to Maylara, telling her.
"Stay there! I come back in a moment!"
Maylara nodded, but as she was left alone, she looked nervous around: Less drunktards came to her, in difference to Neroe, surely due the fame of the drows... but what make it creepier was that the ones who came, said some frightening propositions if she can be their Mistress, and other things she prefeered to not even try to understand.

After some minutes, Neroe was back, along with an armored dwarf and a man of uncertain race -a bit orcish maybe?-

“I don’t go in adventures with drows. They are bad news.” said the dwarf, as Neroe showed her companion she spoke them so good about to them.

“Duuuude. They are hot”

“You like elves now?” asked the dwarf to his comrade, raising one of his eyebrows

“I’m half elf.” Answered the barbarian “And we need a cleric and a scout for our party!”

"Yeah! And I'm a generic sylvan elven scout and archer" said quickly Neroe, pointing the bow she rented that day in the storye. "And a cleric? You are lucky today!” said Neroe, hugging Maylara. "She is the Priestess of a shadowy, blood thirsty drow Goddess of the underworld, but who abandoned the path of darkness, being a traitor to her whole race!"

"really?" said surprised Maylara.

"But despise that, she still is a dominatrix drow woman 1.200 years old!"

"really?" said, again, Maylara... but she remembered, that as she doesn't know how to calculate the age of the non-elves, the non-elves doesn't know to calculate the age of elves -some even think they are immortal!-. 1.200 years old? Wow. Anyway. The first time they asked her age and she answered she was 36 years old, they even asked later if she was even legal.

"What an impressive background!" said the Barbarian.

The dwarf groaned, but he didn't said anything as Neroe and the man make the deal to form a group.

"We meet tomorrow in the northern gates after breakfast! We have a cave to explore, and a treasure to loot!"

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Comments: 87

DonKevinMartin [2016-06-25 16:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, this couldn't POSSIBLY end badly, could it. 

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Shabazik In reply to DonKevinMartin [2016-06-25 19:28:39 +0000 UTC]

yeah, it's IMPOSSIBLE for it to end badly : D

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IxisNyx [2014-05-13 16:14:29 +0000 UTC]

once hes figured out oral hygiene [and how to smile properly] he could actually have quite an retroactive smile.

Hey maybe you should do a story of bog being shown how to look apealing to the ladys by some elf or other.

or maybe bog being taught as a little kid by an orc[which would explain allot XD] 

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2014-11-13 21:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Oral Hygiene?

That's madness! D:>

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IxisNyx In reply to Shabazik [2014-11-14 02:16:20 +0000 UTC]

Madness.....THIS! IS!! SPARTA!!!!! *KICK!*

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OhMyGoshItJosh [2013-10-27 08:39:56 +0000 UTC]

I spy with my little eye, two elven Sonya's and ezio hiding from the templars. Wait, how did he get to aiers?

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Shabazik In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2013-11-16 03:10:40 +0000 UTC]

XD

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to Shabazik [2013-11-16 11:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Wow he's sure good at hide and seek

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VladymyrSH [2013-10-18 17:58:33 +0000 UTC]

By the way, I don't understand, where do these large fat creatures with tasks came from?

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Shabazik In reply to VladymyrSH [2013-10-18 19:13:40 +0000 UTC]

They are a kind of orcs. According to other orcs, civilization make them weak and pudgy!

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VladymyrSH In reply to Shabazik [2013-10-18 21:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Extremely ugly kind of orcs, but funny)

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IxisNyx [2013-03-22 17:11:05 +0000 UTC]

am i the only one that thinks bogs smile is creepy as hell?

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2013-03-22 18:10:58 +0000 UTC]

no, everybody thinks so. Except Bog. He is sure his smile is charming.

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IxisNyx In reply to Shabazik [2013-03-22 18:16:06 +0000 UTC]

someone should tell him.

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 13:52:04 +0000 UTC]

In my eyes it looks like he needs to brush

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 16:05:45 +0000 UTC]

could do with some braces maybe. just to straighten the teeth out. will still be sharp bit they'd be neatly in line making the smile atleast a bit more apealing.

once hes figured out oral hygiene [and how to smile properly] he could actually have quite an retroactive smile.

Hey maybe you should do a story of bog being shown how to look apealing to the ladys by some elf or other.

or maybe bog being taught as a little kid by an orc[which would explain allot XD] 

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 16:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Ehh medieval dental hygiene was not all that good. Everyone had teeth missing. Actually before governments started to put stuff in the water to help prevent it everyone had bad hygiene.

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 16:15:25 +0000 UTC]

sorry the bit about the story was meant for shab but the part about his needing a clean mouth was for you

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 16:27:54 +0000 UTC]

It's OK but all that modern hygiene stuff would not work in this setting. Maybe brushing his teeth like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRWVKe… (Sorry for it being 1800s closest I could get. Though dental hygiene didn't change entill the 1900s)

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 16:36:49 +0000 UTC]

I believe back then salt and ash was considered good for cleaning the teeth.

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 16:45:59 +0000 UTC]

They used anything actually. And back then most people knew how herbs and other plants could be used to create different medicines.

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 17:21:02 +0000 UTC]

well supposedly salt and ash yielded the best results. it needed to be grainy to knock the food out  of the crevices and salt kills most germs. its also a good preservative which is why[if you where masochistic enough ]
you could after brushing cram your mouth with salt and it wouldn't affect your teeth like normal foods. 

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 17:25:26 +0000 UTC]

I brush with baking soda with a mixture of sea salt and orange juice.

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 17:34:44 +0000 UTC]

citrus acids destroy tooth enamel I'd cut out the orange if I where you....

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 17:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Drinking orange after brushing your teeth shows that your a badass  

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IxisNyx In reply to OhMyGoshItJosh [2014-05-13 19:39:56 +0000 UTC]

whatever. you know that stuff will rot your teeth fast as any sugar >.>
I git all my back teeth crowned cause I ate lemons too much.

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OhMyGoshItJosh In reply to IxisNyx [2014-05-13 19:49:25 +0000 UTC]

I know I don't drink it too much though

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IxisNyx [2013-03-22 17:07:41 +0000 UTC]

the dwarf dosent like drow?(walks off all ofended)

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2013-03-22 17:11:15 +0000 UTC]

the dwarf doesn't like drow, and less elves! !

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IxisNyx In reply to Shabazik [2013-03-22 17:20:02 +0000 UTC]

(is an ofended drow)What dose the grit sucker(racial term against dwarfs) know.hes shorter than drow >.>

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Shabazik In reply to IxisNyx [2013-03-22 18:12:25 +0000 UTC]

caps. A racial term against dwarves is cap. XD

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IxisNyx In reply to Shabazik [2013-03-22 18:13:48 +0000 UTC]

so is grit sucker

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Savachika [2013-03-07 20:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Smart girl Neroe!

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Shabazik In reply to Savachika [2013-03-07 22:25:26 +0000 UTC]

<(^-^)>

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Maljesvazcao [2012-09-06 01:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Oops! I forgot an emoticon! And by the way their outfits( Of the girls ) are really awsowe!

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Maljesvazcao [2012-09-06 01:54:12 +0000 UTC]

Obviously the party needs help, talents and strenght of others...

I use many times or Bards or Paladins... Includes if I desperate my partners they knows my skills and feats are neded... Oops! For that reason is not weird seen how those girls includes with all their abillities needs more help for their quest...

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Shabazik In reply to Maljesvazcao [2012-09-06 15:39:10 +0000 UTC]

pobres compañeros! XD

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Maljesvazcao In reply to Shabazik [2012-09-07 14:29:26 +0000 UTC]

Pues alguie tenía que hacer turn undeath y nunca agarraban clerigos... Además si no eso tambien darles +1 al rol y +1 al daño... Eso a penas mis bardos...

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seelcudoom [2012-06-16 13:52:38 +0000 UTC]

pants are not aloud for female adventurers

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Shabazik In reply to seelcudoom [2012-06-16 14:16:20 +0000 UTC]

At least, at far Bog the barbarian and other male adventurers think! XD

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flyaccountant [2012-05-14 10:07:54 +0000 UTC]

dear goddess what nature is this O.O

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Shabazik In reply to flyaccountant [2012-05-14 12:56:02 +0000 UTC]

My own fantasy world of aiers? :3?

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flyaccountant In reply to Shabazik [2012-05-14 13:44:38 +0000 UTC]

cannibalism O.O

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Shabazik In reply to flyaccountant [2012-05-14 14:15:46 +0000 UTC]

why cannibalims? :S? There is nothing there even suggesting that! !

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SytesTyun [2012-05-04 21:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Maylara looks hot ^_^

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Shabazik In reply to SytesTyun [2012-05-05 02:10:15 +0000 UTC]

thanksª

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KaijuDuke [2012-04-01 15:07:51 +0000 UTC]

Very lovely elven ladies, though they appear oddly bashful XD

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Shabazik In reply to KaijuDuke [2012-04-01 23:10:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, let's say that isn't that common in my world chain mail bikini, no matter the preferences of the (male) adventurer population. XD

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gilanthegrey [2011-10-15 22:26:35 +0000 UTC]

you truly impress me, i have followed your work since the day i joined deviant...
keep up the good work

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Shabazik In reply to gilanthegrey [2011-10-17 14:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you like my work! X3 many thanks!

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