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ShadedSorrow — Anti Sparkle Anti Twilight
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This is an anti Twilight stamp.I am against Twilight. I read all the books through and through, and I thought and think it is okay. But it in no way what so ever deserves all the attention it's gotten.
So I made this, because Twilight vampires are in NO way, shape or form REAL vampires, they are just a joke. Honestly what kind of vampire sparkles.
You can post hate against me hear, I don't really care, and it would be interesting actually to hear what you have to say, so knock yourselves out.
Thank you.
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Agree 100%
I hate Twilight, it doesn't even have a proper plot. It's all about Meyer's sick fantasy. The fact that they sparkle doesn't even make any sense. If you think about it in an evolutionary way, how would sparkling help with anything, it just wouldn't. Yes I do have to go into evolution because I do believe vampires are real, don't laugh at me. And if someone I knew told me they were a vampire I would not date them I would scream and run, another reason why Twilight is stupid.
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But what if they only drank a small amount, like a teaspoon or something?
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Do you mean if they only drank a teaspoon of blood? In that case, I guess I won't really know at the time of me screaming and running away because...well I'd be running away not standing and having a chat on how much blood they drink
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There's also the possibility of only feeding on willing donors.
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Yeah, I also kinda have theory that vampires realise oxytocins into your blood stream when they bite on you so it feels better and your more likely to become a willing donor, and is kind of the reason people like the thought or actually getting bitten by them. But I have no proof for this it was just thought that came to me when watching Supernatural and they were talking about oxytocins and oh my days I'm rambling to you for no reason
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Nah, it's cool. Feel free to ramble, 'cause that actually makes a lot of sense.
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Team EdwardXJacob
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WooHooo. Twilight Sucks no SPARKLE on blood sucking beasts
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I totally agree with you.
It's not like Twilight's the most horrible thing ever written, actually Meyer is a quite good writer. But it's just getting too much attention and it doesn't deserve it at all. The films are trully awful, and I do sometimes feel like crying when I have to see the actors in magazines and TV
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You know? Twilight needs more Anti-Twilight arts! Yeah! More useless Anti-Twilight art! Sorry guys but Twilight fans just don't give a **** and you're just pissing off bronies.
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~dude that's what NOT to do! ~oh...
LOL
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You win mostepic deviationof the day! good job!
(btw i literally cried when i found out breaking dawn is coming out...... and in two parts!
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Haha thanks! And I know, worst news ever.
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This isn't the only bad part of the series. If anything it's a comparative upside.
The prose is bloated. The story falls flat. Most of the characters are cardboard cutouts. The ones that aren't are fucking background characters.
The "Romance" is creepy and abusive. The vampire lore is raped. The werewolf lore is raped.
The main character is a Mary-Sue made with the express purpose of being a vehicle for a middle-aged woman's wet dream.
My god. Words cannot describe how much I hate this series. Not just as a person, but as a writer. I put shittons of effort into my work. Does it get recognized? Not always, but at least I have done the research and put effort into my stories and characters.
Meyer, on the other hand...
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WOW, your comment's just awesome. You said exactly what I think, too, in fact it could be written by me if it wasn't for my bad english
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And I thank you for the kind comment reply.
It gets worse, too. The audience often doesn't know about any book series that's better.
In fact, I saw one who thought that Harry Potter ripped the idea of werewolves from Twilight.
Because Meyer invented fucking werewolves.
If the unrelated character from a certain television cartoon were to read it, I think she would be, as an avid book reader and librarian, mortified.
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Harry Potter ripping the idea of werewolfes from Twilight? Not seriously!
My god I wish Twilight fans would read Harry Potter or Bleach to learn what a good constructed plot is about, or how to make characters with independent personalities, characters who can become your favourite ones even though they're not the main characters.
Pfff... Sometimes I feel like crying XP
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They should read something completely different.
I've actually read a very good Twilight fanfiction known as "Luminosity," where Bella is a complex, introspective, and three-dimensional rationalist.
This turns the series on its head. Completely.
By the end of the first "book," it's not even recognizable as Twilight.
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Haha your twilight sparkle is fine.
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i dont care that the vampires of twilight sparkle , i thought it was a good idea , becasue it was like their beauty lured people in. But what pissed me off about the movies is WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR DAM FANGS?
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I prefer twilight sparkle as the unicorn who lives in ponyville!
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People need to look to folklore if they want to find different types of vampires instead of pussifying them v_v Like, say...the Aswang (a vampire, usually an attractive woman, who feeds off the blood of unborn fetuses via some sort of proboscis; originally used as an explanation for miscarriages), or, hell, even the Soucouyant (or Loogaroo, a vampiric entity that lives as an old woman [with the aid of human skin] during the day, then turns into a blood-sucking fireball at night; it preys predominantly on women) works better! It's not that hard to look for another type of pre-existing vampire species -.-
Oh, and yes, I made a not-so-sneaky reference from a The Key of Awesome anti-Twilight music vid in there >w<
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Why would I want to post hate against you? You've saved me the trouble of creating this exact stamp from scratch. Cause I do hate Twilight, But most Vamp books are good. Ones I've read and liked include the House of Night series, The Darren Shan books, and the Vampire Academy series
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This is why I stick with Blade, Spike from buffy and my precious Lestat. <: I even saw the scene where his dick glittered in the meadow of "Bella. Let's fuck".
MY EYES
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I know, it's simply awful!
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Well that was a clever comment I left. OH WELL.
Yes. He's a creepy stalkerface.
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You want to hear what I have to say? How am I supposed to find cute ponie pictures if this is the kind of results I get for "Twilight Sparkle".
I don't give two fucks about some shitty vampire romance novel, yet I can't take two steps on line without somebody showing up out of nowhere and telling me "Guess what. Twilight Sucks. I know you don't care, and you probably never heard of it, but I'll tell you just in case. And don't you dare object because it's my fucking oppinion!!!"
How's that for hate comment. I know you expected some whiny pissed off Twilight fan jumping to the defense of their favorite novel, but guess what. I barely saw anyone who would so much as just tolerate those books. You ain't never gonna find any Twilight fans around here.
Oh by the way. All vampire romance suck ass. Including the ones written by Anne Rice. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WRITTEN BY ANNE RICE, because the genre wouldn't fuckin' exist if not for her. Go chew on that.
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"You want to hear what I have to say? How am I supposed to find cute ponie pictures if this is the kind of results I get for "Twilight Sparkle"."
Yeah that.
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Um...yeah,that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter. I was looking for ponies.
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I KNOW RIGHT?!
vampires was badass! they used to kick peoples ass and drink their blood as an award! turn into a burnt corpse when theyre out in the sun! what now? sparkle? pffft... inlove?! HA! WHERES BLADE!? I WANT TO SEE HIM SHOOTING AND CHOPPING OTHER VAMPIRES!
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YES! Those are what real vampires do! >3
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vampires kill not sparkle!
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