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ShadowKnight49 — Apoverse Fact: Prince of Badass

Published: 2020-03-28 19:04:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 205; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 0
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Description Other facts I should've mentioned:
-Doomguy prays to this dude. Sorta canon because in the comics continuity he's Catholic.
-Because The Almighty is off somewhere (only Primordius knows where), at the behest of Fred Rogers and Jesus, he made it a point that the Church is not to be dicks with their belief.
-When he isn't out kicking ass, he's a very chill guy who's super nice.
-The acting leader of Heaven. 
-When he heard about the Makyrs, he got up, flicked the cigarette from his mouth, and cracked his knuckles. He then proceeded to show why you don't fuck with this Archangel.
-While angels are the 3rd strongest species, he himself is above the Great Old Ones.
-That sword of his is basically Ea on drugs.
-Totally fine with demon spawn who aren’t absolute assholes like Spawn, Dante, Hellboy, etc.
-Closing Hell these days is trouble, so if someone comes to him about it he’ll come down with Lucifer and help out (in projection form, but whatever).

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WOLFBLADE111 [2020-03-28 19:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

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ShadowKnight49 In reply to WOLFBLADE111 [2020-03-28 19:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Michael is awesome XD

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WOLFBLADE111 In reply to ShadowKnight49 [2020-03-29 03:01:26 +0000 UTC]

Yus XDD

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Floreneve [2020-03-28 19:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah! The truest of Archangels Michael is where he deserves to be. Those are some interesting facts as well but uh...damn. Never thought I'd ever dream of an angel smoking. xD

Just curious, what about Seraphim specifically? Are they on the same level as Archangels?

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ShadowKnight49 In reply to Floreneve [2020-03-28 19:17:30 +0000 UTC]

That came from a website called Badass of the Week, which talks about badasses from fiction and nonfiction. The site's pretty vulgar, and the direct quote, talking about Lucifer getting kicked outta Heaven, was:

"But instead of handing over St. Peter's keys like some kind of two-dollar pussy carjacking victim, God takes one look at this thing and is just like, "Mike, show this fucking douchebag the door". The Archangel Michael calmly nods his head, slowly takes the cigarette out of his mouth and flicks it onto the floor, cracks his knuckles and confidently strides towards Lucifer."

Seraphim are as powerful as archangels, if not stronger, but naturally are more like guards than soldiers (especially with nobody to sing to at the moment). However, none of them are as powerful (or famous) as Michael.

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Floreneve In reply to ShadowKnight49 [2020-03-28 23:41:50 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see. But of course a vulgar website would depict something like this, can't say I'm complaining that much. xD

Hmm, interesting. But it does make sense as well, Michael's pretty much the celebrity icon of angels I assume. 

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ShadowKnight49 In reply to Floreneve [2020-03-28 23:45:13 +0000 UTC]

It definitely is hilarious and leaves an impression XD

Yep, especially in such a militaristic society.

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