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Description Vampires can't enter people's homes unless invited in. You give a vampire consent to enter your home, you're giving them permission to suck your blood. And sucking blood in the vampire universe=sex. So......not waiting for the invitation.......

Geez, Jack.
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EnderDudas [2018-01-31 13:44:48 +0000 UTC]

...
*slowly hides laptop from parents*

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talk124 In reply to EnderDudas [2020-05-15 19:58:42 +0000 UTC]

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MyPajamasAreCozy [2016-04-28 21:41:13 +0000 UTC]

*breathing heavily* I'm so perverted.

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ChibiArii [2016-03-23 23:49:39 +0000 UTC]

READING IT AGAIN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.Β 
I need this in a physical book ; -; Β 
*touches sweet pages of sweet sweet hand drawn goodness* Yeessss~

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to ChibiArii [2016-03-24 13:14:24 +0000 UTC]

>w< this made me laugh, thank you omg Β 

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ChibiArii In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2016-03-24 22:03:18 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome, senpai ;~;

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deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 02:34:47 +0000 UTC]

linksΒ 
we need links
if u make a comic put linksΒ 
drives people and me crazy

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 02:44:19 +0000 UTC]

It drives me crazy when people can't use the back button! If it drives you crazy nobody's forcing you to read this

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deviishangels304179 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2015-06-15 03:21:59 +0000 UTC]

dude i am going to read this when i get the goddamn time i am in a bad mood from the few hours of sleep i get and all the moving and packing i have to do and im about to snapΒ 
but i have done that and trust me it gets really annoying after a whileΒ 

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 04:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Then don't take it out on me. That's extremely childish. I really don't care if you're annoyed by something I don't have the time to do.

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deviishangels304179 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2015-06-15 04:30:22 +0000 UTC]

*face palm*

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bewilderwest In reply to deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 04:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, don't be so immature. If it bothers you that much, then stop reading, but before anything else you should respect the people who actually make this comic happen. So, you've driven yourself to having to choose by letting this trivial thing bother you so much: either suck it up like a big kid and deal with pushing a few buttons, or stop reading altogether. Either way, we don't wanna hear your whining.Β 

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deviishangels304179 In reply to bewilderwest [2015-06-15 16:56:15 +0000 UTC]

im not whiningΒ 
u want whining watch rarity with the diamond dogsΒ 
alsoΒ Fuck This Shit I'm Out - YouTube

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Really?

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deviishangels304179 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2015-06-15 16:56:32 +0000 UTC]

-_- laterΒ 
Fuck This Shit I'm Out - YouTube

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to deviishangels304179 [2015-06-15 18:01:10 +0000 UTC]

This is why children need to stay off the internet...

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Escritora2Aliasfox [2015-04-03 23:17:32 +0000 UTC]

OH SHELL
(yeah, i'm in the TMNT fandom as well)

this part is so good!

by the way, not to be rude or pervert or anything but...why is Hiccup wearing a towel if hi is alone?

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to Escritora2Aliasfox [2015-04-04 00:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he's cold
Idk
I still do that when I'm alone XD

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gardenfairy02 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2016-01-16 01:10:17 +0000 UTC]

I thought he took a shower

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susanspringguardian [2014-07-07 17:59:38 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't, for one, relax at all. Or maybe I would. Depends on what I'm wearing and what day it is

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RachelBlack7 In reply to susanspringguardian [2014-10-12 13:36:21 +0000 UTC]

hehehe
*runs away!*

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susanspringguardian In reply to RachelBlack7 [2014-10-13 02:22:54 +0000 UTC]

I wouldnt relax unless i had clothes on. Especially with Frostbutt over top of me.

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animechik16 [2014-06-22 23:50:13 +0000 UTC]

i wanna show my stake~ lol

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ClassicJazz8 [2014-06-14 01:11:41 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!I'VE NEVER LOVED A COMIC AS MUCH AS THIS!!!!!!!!WELL DONE SO FAR!!!!LOVE YA!!!!!!

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Totaldramafrozentmnt [2014-06-05 22:08:44 +0000 UTC]

have you ever read vampire academy (i do have links to read it online if you want to).. this scene vaguely reminds me of something in it

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to Totaldramafrozentmnt [2014-06-05 22:09:58 +0000 UTC]

0w0 really? a link would be fabulous.Β 

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Totaldramafrozentmnt In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-06-05 22:13:53 +0000 UTC]

www.kissofvampire.com/authors/…
thats where you read it. fIRST I NEED TO WARN YOU
THIS BOOK GIVES FEELS OKAY.
thank u that is all :I

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theghostdragon93 [2014-05-19 03:54:48 +0000 UTC]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAHH "sucking blood in the vampire universe=sex"~ monkeys comment

ARE YOU TELLING ME I WATCHED A SEX SCENE BETWEEN JACK AND PITCH WHERE JACK WASΒ ESSENTIALLY-Β 

AND THAT JACK THOUGHT-
OH MY-
(faints)

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MariDoesGaming In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-24 15:17:26 +0000 UTC]

...well i didnt see this coming...and i didnt know shadow has a WEIRD side...

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-09-26 03:17:30 +0000 UTC]

*is months late* GEE THANKS THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO SAYΒ 

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MariDoesGaming In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-09-26 18:44:48 +0000 UTC]

YOUR WELCOME 8D just joking
dont kill me...

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-09-26 20:54:03 +0000 UTC]

NOT GONNA LIE THAT STUNG A LITTLEΒ 

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MariDoesGaming In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-09-27 08:42:22 +0000 UTC]

oh...im sorry...i dont mean to do that...
ok you can kill me

joke dont

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theghostdragon93 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-05-24 15:22:29 +0000 UTC]

oh well!

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MariDoesGaming In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-27 00:18:41 +0000 UTC]

Wait...didnt hookfang suck the blood of hiccup when he was kiddnaped...oh my gawd....

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theghostdragon93 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-05-27 12:08:02 +0000 UTC]

YEP (TWITCHES)

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-19 03:58:24 +0000 UTC]

...... you're the first person to put the pieces together.Β 

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MariDoesGaming In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-27 00:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Please tell me there are nomore blood sucking here....

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-05-27 00:29:21 +0000 UTC]

well....if i said that then i'd be lying Β  Β  Β Β 

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MariDoesGaming In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-27 00:44:33 +0000 UTC]

...ok...but wait i aready said this but...didnt Hookfang suck blood from hiccup?...

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to MariDoesGaming [2014-05-27 01:06:45 +0000 UTC]

yep. but i don't think he intended it to be sexual or anything. sucking blood doesn't HAVE to be that way, it's just commonly interpreted that way. hookfang only did it to scare him. Β  Β  Β 

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MariDoesGaming In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-27 03:06:33 +0000 UTC]

oh ok this explains everything thank you

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theghostdragon93 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-19 04:15:06 +0000 UTC]

(gets up shakily) a-arnt i always (cocky smirk)

......

(goes back to being fainted cuz feels and plot and vampire porn that I thought was just a really cute jack face when bitten and ugh im a horrible person)

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-19 05:50:22 +0000 UTC]

i feel the exact same way...we're both horrible people.... i want more vampire porn...i think there can never be enough vampire porn owo Β 

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theghostdragon93 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-19 13:24:16 +0000 UTC]

(hugs monkey and makes sobbing noises)

(depends, I want vampire porn like what you did not bad vampire porn, all of the cute getting bitten faces jack and hiccup makes)

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-19 17:35:27 +0000 UTC]

*pats your head and gives you flowers*Β 
ohhhhhh trust me, there will be WAY more of that...and more bad vampire porn because vampires are sex-crazed and high on dominance which is one reason i love writing them owo Β 

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theghostdragon93 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-19 17:59:35 +0000 UTC]

(purrs at pat) long as you keep doing it tghe way youve been doing it I'll be ok (eats flowers)


...I'm going to draw you

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shadowpiratemonkey7 In reply to theghostdragon93 [2014-05-21 17:24:30 +0000 UTC]

me?! 8D Β 

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theghostdragon93 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-06-27 17:51:41 +0000 UTC]

my scanner is le broken

I have litterally half a sketch book lying around collecting dust cuz I havent gotten a new one

and I'm redueing the picture I made of you so your dressed as a VIKING
...no what I just make a monkey seriesΒ 

(alll of the outfits)

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theghostdragon93 In reply to shadowpiratemonkey7 [2014-05-21 17:28:59 +0000 UTC]

yep, I'm going to get mom to set up my scanner (cuz its doing something stupid I dont know how to deal with and she's like a computer guru or something) and this weekend I'll post a picture of you.

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