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Published: 2019-05-28 09:00:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 2241; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 3
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"What can I say...I just really like fish, but don't ya worry none, its gonna get cooked."drawn by the amazing - www.deviantart.com/bartondh
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Doctor Henry McCoy...don't make me revoke ya twinky privallages now..an' I can smell out ya stashes of 'em. Its a very real threat.
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My, my, someone's a "grumpy Gus" as my younger self would say. Did you not get everything your heart desired for your birth anniversary, tiger? Or, did Logan play his old laxative-laced-gift trick, yet again?
(Also, the comment I had in mind revolved around seeing a pussy eating fish. I'll see myself out...)
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No I know how ya mind works Mr McCoy..I got all the stuff I wanted an' even got a bottle of whisky from Logan, expensive stuff too. It also smells of Tony Stark's aftershave, I have a feelin' he 'borrowed' it off him."
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And when and how exactly did you get a chance to ascertain Mr. Stark's taste in aftershave?
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I'm gonna have to get a squirty bottle for you an' ya dirty mind ain't I Hank. I may have at some time broken into one of his places an' 'borrowed' some data files. And i've met him in person. Smelled the same aftershave on him as I did at his place, an' its on the bottle.
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As enticing as a mere thought of seeing your spray bottle in one of your oversized hands might be, I expect you not to come up with the testicular fortitude to actually go anywhere near one, given your overwhelmingly feline nature. Tiger...
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Look..if this is about that time ya chased me around ya damn lab with one...
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No... but now that you've broached that unfortunate incident, I'll have to force myself to admit that in hindsight it was a most ill-advised idea, given the damage that ensued during... it. The broken glass alone took months to assemble and dispose of. To this day I fear stepping onto a stray shard.
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Well if bloody serves ya right! Ya startled me an' started chatin' me around with it, what did you expect? 'Exposure Therapy' my arse!
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After all those hours of practice in the Danger Room with a virtual sprayer, I wrongly considered you well primed for a genuine one. Testing that prematurely in a room full of fragile equipment was a mistake all of my own.
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Ya backed me into a bloody corner. I either went up on that machine or I went through you...I'm fine now, but ya startled me, ya damn stealthy when ya wanna be.
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Speaking of which... Take a guess as to what present I intend to bestow upon you? It's right in my pocket.
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