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Description ...Please tell me someone else gets what this was inspired by?
Well, if you don't, here's a helpful reminder: [link]

Yet another idea that sprang to mind at work. Bear with me here:

* All three of them have reviewed the movie in question, of course.

* When Brad reviewed it first, not only were there no clips of the movie shown, but he also stated that it's the only movie he's ever regretted watching. Hence, "See no evil".

* Phelous is a bit of a stretch. He stated that he only watched this film once before he reviewed it - instead of twice like he does for his other movies - because it was just THAT grotesque to him. And he talks over the clips of the movies he reviews a large majority of the time, so... yeah. "Hear no evil".

* And poor, poor Oancitizen did his damnedest not to critique the movie as harshly as his associates, instead trying to focus on and analyze the film's, er, "merits". Therefore, "Speak no evil".


So, in other words: [link]

. . . Yep.
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Comments: 29

Hexidextrous [2016-02-08 21:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Who the hell even cares about Symbolism? Not me!

And yeah, That movie was like, I dunno if there is even good enough words to describe how terrible it is! About as terrible as stuff like "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Where The Dead Go To Die."

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kayanne21 [2013-01-05 14:33:23 +0000 UTC]

Very clever.

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Carrie-Kube [2012-08-06 05:16:42 +0000 UTC]

I want to use them as basketballs for some reason.

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SharPhoe In reply to Carrie-Kube [2012-08-06 13:11:23 +0000 UTC]

You wouldn't be the the first one to say that, bud. XD

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carlosRIV232 [2012-06-30 18:49:14 +0000 UTC]

hear no evil , speak no evil and see no evil, wouldnt it make a nice show with these three guys reviewing movies together?

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SharPhoe In reply to carlosRIV232 [2012-07-01 02:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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drakewoof [2011-11-12 06:16:05 +0000 UTC]

What movie did they review? ._.

I'm going to take a guess and guess... Human Centipede?

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SharPhoe In reply to drakewoof [2011-11-12 15:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Uh, no. Phelous actually found that rather funny, not even remotely scary. The movie is actually called "A Serbian Film".

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drakewoof In reply to SharPhoe [2011-11-13 04:42:16 +0000 UTC]

.....Is it that bad? o____o

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SharPhoe In reply to drakewoof [2011-11-13 07:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Let me put it this way:

"NEWBORN! PORN!"

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drakewoof In reply to SharPhoe [2011-11-13 17:58:43 +0000 UTC]

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SharPhoe In reply to drakewoof [2011-11-13 18:01:19 +0000 UTC]

You wanted an answer, daughter, you got it. :T

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drakewoof In reply to SharPhoe [2011-11-14 03:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Aren't you supposed to protect my innocence and stuff? ;A;

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SharPhoe In reply to drakewoof [2011-11-14 15:06:56 +0000 UTC]

No, that's your mother's job. I'm just supposed to keep those dirty horndog boys out of your pants with my 12-gauge.

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BooRat [2011-11-11 21:44:50 +0000 UTC]

Newborn Porn!
Seriously I'm evil Ed Glaser!

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SharPhoe In reply to BooRat [2011-11-12 20:29:50 +0000 UTC]

GET...

ME...

NATO!

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BooRat In reply to SharPhoe [2011-11-13 05:42:40 +0000 UTC]

Nuke them! Kuke the hell out of them!

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ackbarfan5556 [2011-11-11 21:40:32 +0000 UTC]

What movie did they see? Forgive me for asking.

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SharPhoe In reply to ackbarfan5556 [2011-11-12 15:25:11 +0000 UTC]

A Serbian Film. Yes, that's the title of the movie.

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XxNightOwlxX [2011-11-11 19:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Awesome job! I love it!

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SharPhoe In reply to XxNightOwlxX [2011-11-12 20:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! These things are fun to do for me, just on a whim.

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paxtofettel [2011-11-11 19:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Man. this movie has to be bad if even Phelous thinks its disgusting, and we are talking about a guy reviewed the Human Centipede without flinching.

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SharPhoe In reply to paxtofettel [2011-11-12 20:28:12 +0000 UTC]

The only movie he's ever had to put a content warning in front of, as well. As soon as I saw that, I was like "Man, we're off to a BAD start."

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CanadianVampireSpino [2011-11-11 13:31:07 +0000 UTC]

I have actually seen this movie as well.It's obvious I can't say it's a good movie literally since it's true it is very grotesque,but overall,it is not the most awful I've seen.It is just very very traumatizing.

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SharPhoe In reply to CanadianVampireSpino [2011-11-11 14:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I'm sure you're right, based on everything I've seen and heard about it. I could never see it myself even if I wanted to (I'm squeamish like that), but believe me, I DON'T want to.

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CanadianVampireSpino In reply to SharPhoe [2011-11-11 15:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Let's say I am twisted this way,so it really was in my interest to watch it.

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SharPhoe In reply to CanadianVampireSpino [2011-11-11 15:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Hey, more power to ya, bro.

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DuosAngel [2011-11-11 12:22:28 +0000 UTC]

This is so cool. I love it.

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SharPhoe In reply to DuosAngel [2011-11-11 13:25:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I'm glad these small little spouts of random ideas I've been having recently are going over so well.

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