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My Big Brother, Norway

For the Norway fangirls (same)


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    "Big brother."

    "Don't know you."

    "Big brother."

    "Not saying it."

    "Big sister."

    "You're not making any sense."

    There they go again. The comedic duo, Lukas and Emil were doing the whole "big brother thing" again. That's what you and your Danish "friend", Mathias labeled it. The name stuck, so that's what the Nordics call it now. The whole thing was funny at first, then annoying, but now, nobody gives a puffin.

    Of course, you secretly want Lukas to win his little argument. Why? You're a sadist. Just kidding. You may or may not have a thing for the Norwegian. Okay, you definitely do have a thing for him. How could you not?

    One: he's good looking, really, really good looking. Of course this reason isn't the most important reason why you have feelings for him. It was really at first sight when you developed an attraction. However, any girl would be crazy to not find him attractive.

    Two: he's cool and composed. He's quiet and all, but in a nice kind of way. It's the kind of quiet that's comforting and nice to have around. Besides, he's not silent or anything. Plus, it's not like he doesn't have a personality.

    Three: Lukas is funny. Okay, he may have an unusual sense of humor, but it's humor nonetheless. The way he teases Emil is still adorable to you. When he chokes Mathias with a tie, you still choke a little laughing.

    Four: he doesn't seem to mind you. In fact, Lukas probably likes you. You two get along really well and are even close enough to be considered good friends. This is proven when you double team on poor Emil or stupid Mathias.

    Five: Lukas is kind. This is the last reason you like him because you only learned this recently. Lately, Lukas hasn't been as cold around you. It's really nice seeing him warm up. Maybe, just maybe, you can get him to smile some day.

    The big brother thing continued. It kind of became like white noise to you, so naturally, it was a boring conversation. You decided to make it interesting.

    You poked Emil on the cheek and pouted, "Emil, call me big sister."

    This is one of the many reasons why Lukas Bondevik found himself falling for you. There were currently five reasons why he really, really likes you.

    First: you're glittering. This means that Lukas believes you are beyond pretty, beautiful, and gorgeous. He had to think of something new to describe you, and glittering came to his mind. You're kind of like a fairy or a princess. You're like a fairy-princess. Lukas doesn't just like your looks, though.

    Second: your brain. You're brilliant. Lukas isn't saying that you're not a Mathias. Not only that, but Lukas thinks you're... a Lukas. You're smart enough to keep up with him during intellectual conversations. You also have this natural way of knowing.

    Third: you're natural. Lukas isn't into plain girls, he likes unique ones. You aren't plain at all. However, you aren't too showy or ostentatious.

    Fourth: you're okay with him. Most people feel the need to constantly start up conversations with Lukas. This bothers him, he doesn't want to talk for a reason. Can't people ever just be content? Although Lukas gets frustrated at others, he knows that he's hard to be around, especially romantically... not that you think of him in that way or anything.

    Fifth: your smile. Lukas really likes making you smile. So far, he's only been able to accomplish this by choking Mathias or teasing Emil. You love teasing Emil.

    "Big sister."

    "Stop it."

    "Big sister."

    "Cut it out."

    "Little sister."

    "I'd rather die."

    Lukas internally smiled at the "big sister thing". However, he couldn't help but feel a little jealous. For some reason, you loved teasing Emil. While Lukas thought that this could be because you support him, lately, he realized that you could have a crush on Emil.

    You noticed Lukas frowning a bit, so you quit teasing a blushing Emil and asked to speak with him.

    "Lukas, are you okay?" You asked.

    "No." He replied.

    You were kind of shocked that he answered a question about his emotions, but got a bit excited. Maybe this means that he's opening up to you.

    "What's wrong?" You asked, looking into those deep blue eyes of his.

    "I don't like it when Emil calls you big sister." he stated, looking away.

    Oh my Thor, is Lukas a tsundere? Well, he is related to Emil. You decided to test out your newest hypothesis.

    "Hmm, well I can't get Emil to call you big brother." You thought for a moment then snapped your fingers. "Then, would it make you feel better if I called you big brother?" Silence.

    Lukas turned away from you before you could see his reaction. He covered his face with his hands as he answered you.

    "No." Lukas said as he turned back to you and took his hands away.

    Holy Thor's hammer, he's blushing red! Good thing Mathias isn't here! He'd never let Lukas live this down. How can he act so serious when he's obviously flustered? My hypothesis must be correct, he's a tsun.

    Wait a minute... does that mean he enjoys it when I call him big brother? That's kind of weird, but I have to tease him again. Aw, he looks so cute and sweet, just like Emil!

    "Big brother, do you want a hug?" You teased, cocking your head to the side.

    "No."

    You hugged him anyways and pouted, "Big brother, you're so mean!"

    Lukas fell red and fell to the floor. At first, he was pretty calm besides his face. Now, Lukas was struggling out get out of your hold.

    "Hey, what's going on in there?" Mathias called from the living room. You two were in the kitchen. Mathias got up off his danish and meandered over to the kitchen.

    You decided to save Lukas. If Mathias saw him like that, he would never forgive you. Additionally, Mathias is kind of loud and annoying. Okay, he's loud and annoying.

    You freaked out a bit, unable to keep your cool, you didn't want Lukas to hate you. Sillily, you panicked.

    You pulled Mathais's tie, but you couldn't choke him. How does Lukas do that? Magic.

    In order to create a quick solution to your dilemma, you pulled the Dane forward and planted a kiss on his lips.

    You were pretty mad because this was your first kiss and you had been saving it for Lukas since forever. Oh well, at least he won't hate you now.

    Or so you thought. Lukas didn't hate you, he couldn't. However, Lukas was able to hate a certain Dane. He knew what you were doing, but he hated the Dane for interrupting in the first place. Why did he have to come in? Why? It sounds cheesy, but Lukas wanted to be your first kiss.

    "Where did you guys-" Emil flushed as he saw the scene in the kitchen. He was too busy staring at you and Mathias to notice the flustered Lukas in the corner.

    Emil had a crush on you. He was sure that you liked Lukas though, and that didn't bother him. Mathias? Really? What did you see in him? Emil was pretty shocked and crushed at the same time, so he just stood there at the kitchen entrance.

    "Why is everyone-" Tino paused. He knew about Emil's feelings along with yours. He also assumed that Lukas liked you. What was going on?

    "Where did m'wife go?" Berwald asked. He was the only one unfazed by the whole situation.

    So there you stood, in the middle of the kitchen, with the worst first kiss ever. To your horror, along with a pair of certain Nordic brother's horror, Mathias was kissing you back. You pulled away, grossed out. You felt like you just made out with a monkey or something.

    "Wow, _______! I didn't know you liked me! We should go out! Let's go to a bar! How many kids do you want? I was thinking at least five. I mean, the first couple will probably be mistakes, but I've always wanted a lot of kids!" Mathias rambled.

    Lukas's aura was growing into a dark purple. The other three Nordics seemed to notice and ran out of the kitchen, without even asking about what happened. They knew that if they stayed, they wouldn't be alive to hear the truth.

    You were on the kitchen floor, too disgusted and shocked about everything to notice. Obviously, the stupid Dane didn't notice either.

    Lukas grabbed the Dane's tie and slammed him onto the ground. You were shocked, if Lukas was a video game character, then this was his special move.

    You were pretty sure Mathias wasn't dead, so you ran over to Lukas.

    "You saved me, big brother!" You cheered.

    Lukas turned red. "I told you not to call me that." He stated, but he was all cute and blushing.

    "You know I don't like Mathias, but the one I like is you." You confessed. Sure, it wasn't the ideal location, but hey, you just had your first kiss with a Dane in a kitchen, so this wasn't that awful of a confession.

    "I know. I like you, too." He half lied. He really did like you, but he was honestly shocked. Not that your all-knowing big brother would ever admit it.

    You leaned in for a kiss, but he pushed you back.

    "You just kissed a Dane." He reminded you.

    You shuddered.

    "Is it okay if I take a shower? I feel gross." You admitted.

    Lukas smiled at you, "Go ahead. By the way, we're dating now. Now thank your big brother because you won't have oaf kids with that stupid Dane."

    You smiled back. You finally got him to smile at you, how could you not? "Thanks for being my big brother, Lukas." You smiled.

    It was kind of weird that he liked the nickname, but it would probably creep Emil out and make him feel weird, which you enjoyed doing. You smiled to yourself as you went off to shower. You knew that one day, some time in the future, you'd really be Emil's big sister.

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Comments: 133

shaynalanibaker In reply to ??? [2017-01-01 06:26:46 +0000 UTC]

rip

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The-Worlds-Ya-Erster In reply to shaynalanibaker [2017-01-01 07:20:53 +0000 UTC]

           R.I.P 
    TooKawaiiDesu4U
   she died of laughter
she was loved by no one
because she was a  loner

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Devilishly-Beautiful [2016-08-30 07:30:00 +0000 UTC]

The irony of this 'fairy princess' deal, is that it is literally the meaning of my name lol

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Apia123 [2016-08-13 06:20:58 +0000 UTC]

As soon as I started kissing Mathias I had to set my phone down and try not to wake up my family by screaming about how stupid I am.

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MyoneAbe In reply to Apia123 [2017-12-24 13:00:45 +0000 UTC]

I actually did the exact same thing, apart from its day here lol

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Apia123 [2016-08-15 22:02:57 +0000 UTC]

lol
 

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XcookiesXvsXmuffins [2016-08-10 23:39:58 +0000 UTC]

honestly i think i died from laughter at the idea of calling Norway big brother just to freak out poor Icy! X3

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shaynalanibaker In reply to XcookiesXvsXmuffins [2016-08-15 22:02:34 +0000 UTC]

 

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XcookiesXvsXmuffins In reply to shaynalanibaker [2016-08-16 07:54:50 +0000 UTC]

 

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DaAwesomeGilbird [2016-08-08 01:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Norway X Reader X Emil is my life!!!!! This story was the best one ever poor Matthias crying in the corner..

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shaynalanibaker In reply to DaAwesomeGilbird [2016-08-08 05:51:52 +0000 UTC]

thanks you XD

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JGry [2016-07-24 20:04:18 +0000 UTC]

Best. Story. Ever.
It's hilarious, adorable and awkward, and I love it

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shaynalanibaker In reply to JGry [2016-08-08 05:52:06 +0000 UTC]

oh wow thank you!

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JGry In reply to shaynalanibaker [2016-08-08 07:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Np ^^

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DevonyaRodgers [2016-06-20 00:12:33 +0000 UTC]

*Shudders* i need to go die in a corner now..... now i have another reason to hate the dane........ *has purple aura in a corner planning the dane's demise*

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shaynalanibaker In reply to DevonyaRodgers [2016-08-08 05:52:29 +0000 UTC]

*pats your head*

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HollyEcho123 [2016-03-28 11:31:04 +0000 UTC]

My friend was reading this and I looked over her shoulder (she was on my laptop) to see this and at the end she said she felt tainted so I gave her a bar of soap......it was not pretty

I blame the Dane.

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shaynalanibaker In reply to HollyEcho123 [2016-03-28 18:43:42 +0000 UTC]

omg rip friend

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HollyEcho123 In reply to shaynalanibaker [2016-03-28 21:11:56 +0000 UTC]

Yep

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IceandLion121 [2016-02-14 02:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Feels awkward* ....... darn you Norwegian, Danish, Icelandic, and swedish genes. ... SCREW IT! ICELAND! BIG SISTER! YOU TOO NORWAY! I'M THE ELDEST OF YOU ALL!
Iceland: No. 
Norway:... I now know how Icey feels. So... No.
Me:..... Dammit. *picks up a beer bottle with beer in it and smashes it on the ground* DENMARK! I'M NOW YOUR OLDER SISTER!
Denmark: MY BEER!
Me:.. *Gives Apple Juice* Drink that. Dave told me that it really helps ya. 
Denmark: Who's Dave?
Dave (FROM HOMESTUCK!): yo'. 
Me:..... GET THE HELL OUT! *shoves him out*....... I'm bored now.. Iceland and Norway call me big sister, or no video games for a week, and I will delete all your game saved stuffy... things whatever it's called. 
Norway: WHAT?! NO! 
Iceland: NO!
Me: *Takes out their game cd things and pretends like I'm going to crack it* Now. 
Norway & Iceland: *sighs* fine. Big sister. 
Me: YAY! DENMARK! I'M NOW THE ELDEST!
Nordics: YOUR ONLY 12!
Me:.................... heh, no... shut up.... Darn you face *runs away* I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR MY MOTH-SENPAI!!!!!! (reference to a play I'm in and a guy I like irl) 

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XWesterners-aruX In reply to IceandLion121 [2016-04-24 16:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Me: *walks in* Big Brother, whats going on?
Denmark: *answers before Lukas can* You 12 year old sister did something. Idk
Me: ........ huh? Big Brother, you were gonna take me to see the faeries today D:
Lukas: Oh, right. *brings me out to see the faeries* 
Me: Yay! :-D btw sis. I stole the video games back so  they can stop calling you big sister now








(btw, your comment is published on my 11 bday. No joke.)

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Angelinia In reply to XWesterners-aruX [2016-10-22 03:30:17 +0000 UTC]

Wait...so you are 11 years old?? And you know now to use MMD???? And you have a DA account?? That's so awesome!!!
And I am 14, but I don't even know how to use MMD. And when I was 11, all I did was random daily works, studying and watching Lion King, I didn't even know that deviantart or anime exists.
(I thought you were 16 at least  )

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XWesterners-aruX In reply to Angelinia [2016-10-22 20:03:09 +0000 UTC]

(no lol)












I deceive people lol-

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Clara-Foss In reply to XWesterners-aruX [2016-11-10 07:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Heya!  

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shaynalanibaker In reply to IceandLion121 [2016-02-15 15:56:17 +0000 UTC]

… omg

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Kawwiipand [2015-12-20 04:33:37 +0000 UTC]

Kyaaa~ this story was cutie pututie Loved it

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Kawwiipand [2015-12-26 05:14:04 +0000 UTC]

aw thanks :3

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TheEpic-gamer [2015-10-05 14:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh god Lukas now has a big brother kink xD

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shaynalanibaker In reply to TheEpic-gamer [2015-10-08 15:58:50 +0000 UTC]

omg XD 

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TheEpic-gamer In reply to shaynalanibaker [2015-10-10 21:41:15 +0000 UTC]

I had a feeling it would happen one day

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gigi912912 [2015-08-11 02:13:37 +0000 UTC]

"Lukas grabbed the Dane's tie and slammed him onto the ground.... if Lukas was a video game character, then this was his special move." + "You pulled Mathais's tie, but you couldn't choke him. How does Lukas do that? Magic."  i laughed so hard!!!!!

and i'm now going to continue to think "nobody gives a puffin" from now till the end of days whenever somebody annoys me

excellent story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XWesterners-aruX In reply to gigi912912 [2016-04-24 16:42:39 +0000 UTC]

STALKER MADDIE I HAS CAUGHT YOU AGAIN

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AggressiveFangirling In reply to gigi912912 [2016-01-10 03:52:40 +0000 UTC]

"Nobody gives a puffin." XD I need to remember that.

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shaynalanibaker In reply to gigi912912 [2015-08-20 20:53:23 +0000 UTC]

haha thank you! i'm glad you liked it :3

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SunnySunshine203 [2015-07-27 13:39:21 +0000 UTC]

*pokes author-chan* Big sister/brother , this story is awesome !      

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shaynalanibaker In reply to SunnySunshine203 [2015-07-27 18:33:58 +0000 UTC]

(big sister)

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Bunnygoblin [2015-07-15 21:55:52 +0000 UTC]

Nuuuuuu my kiss virginity!

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-07-16 18:07:33 +0000 UTC]

stupid dane.

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Bunnygoblin In reply to shaynalanibaker [2015-07-16 18:27:55 +0000 UTC]

Yeah....then he wanted a bunch of kids.....

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-07-16 18:37:45 +0000 UTC]

oaf kids...

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Bunnygoblin In reply to shaynalanibaker [2015-07-16 18:53:57 +0000 UTC]

....yeah we don't need a bit of little Denmarks.

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-07-16 18:54:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

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mari-berry [2015-07-10 08:23:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm using 'Oh my puffin' now XD

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shaynalanibaker In reply to mari-berry [2015-07-10 15:17:36 +0000 UTC]

yasss! XD

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AshleynWoods [2015-07-05 14:20:15 +0000 UTC]

If I call him big brother...

Incest?

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shaynalanibaker In reply to AshleynWoods [2015-07-05 22:56:12 +0000 UTC]

O.o

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AshleynWoods In reply to shaynalanibaker [2015-07-08 00:23:50 +0000 UTC]

0-0

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Lolitagirl671 [2015-06-30 23:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah reverse psychology

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shaynalanibaker In reply to Lolitagirl671 [2015-07-01 04:14:18 +0000 UTC]

reverse reverse reverse psychology? or reverse psychology?

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Lolitagirl671 In reply to shaynalanibaker [2015-07-01 05:09:01 +0000 UTC]

I believe either or

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