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Published: 2012-02-06 19:48:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1063; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 11
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Description AKA: Granny Badass

Name: Katerina Aliyev (Katya, for short)

Age: 62

Gender: Female

Rank: Possidente

Stats:

HP 4(+0)
STR 5(+0)
DEF 3(+0)
DEX 6(+0)
AGI 1(+0)

Likes: Cooking, talking, people, sewing, knitting, and weaving

Dislikes: Disrespectful people, her son's wife

Personality: Naggy, doting and confident. She is the grandmother you never asked for and will never get rid of. Armed with military-grade passive aggression and a lifetime's worth of experience, Katya will not back down from any challenge unless she gets the last word.

Biography: Katya was married at a young age to the love of her life. She spent almost 45 happy years with him and their four children and six grandchildren on their family farm outside of a small village in Russia. Unfortunately, he recently passed away in his sleep, and Katya alternates between praising him through fond memories and berating him for being a stupid, lazy man. After he passed, Katya found herself to be increasingly restless as her sons' wives excelled at all the work she used to find comfort in. Seeing little reason to stay, and as one last jab at her eldest son's wife, she left her little farmhouse. She'd heard about an Order asking for doctors in the past, wondered if they were still looking, and figured that livestock experience was good enough.

Equipment: N/A

Storage: N/A

Current Florins: N/A

Total Florins: N/A

I'm hoping that eventually she can get a hatchet or two to throw at people. Which is why I put her DEX so high. ; u; <3
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Comments: 25

0dd10ut [2012-08-12 06:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Military-grade passive aggression? Dayum.

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to 0dd10ut [2012-08-12 16:14:02 +0000 UTC]

"You'll put me in an early grave, how could you kill a helpless old woman?"

I just love grandmas omg.

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BluLazer [2012-02-10 13:21:38 +0000 UTC]

GRANDMA!! templars got a badass granny. she is awesome.

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to BluLazer [2012-02-11 22:43:21 +0000 UTC]

YES. Hahaha thank you!

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Panapple [2012-02-08 04:24:25 +0000 UTC]

;A; OMG SHE IS SO BADASS

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to Panapple [2012-02-08 12:01:18 +0000 UTC]

AAA thank you! ; u;

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NameNotSpecified [2012-02-08 03:23:31 +0000 UTC]

What? She can't be a Templar! Adonia could never fight her! It'd be like she was destroying the essence of love and baking!!

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to NameNotSpecified [2012-02-08 03:37:12 +0000 UTC]

She wouldn't dare hurt a harmless old woman, right?

Well. Almost harmless. Sort of. Kind of.

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NameNotSpecified In reply to She-who-shat-bunnies [2012-02-08 10:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, almost, nearly, mostly harmless. XD

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Shintari [2012-02-08 03:05:32 +0000 UTC]

omgosh, she's AWESOME

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to Shintari [2012-02-08 03:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!

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Kyomaa [2012-02-08 03:05:11 +0000 UTC]

"She is the grandmother you never asked for and will never get rid of." LOL.

She's awesome.

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to Kyomaa [2012-02-08 03:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you like her. c:

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OrangeBubbly [2012-02-08 02:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh! Grandmaaa!! akdnffasfc <3 <3 <3
QUQ
QUQ
LOVE HER ALREADYYY!!
We have to RP some time =u=

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to OrangeBubbly [2012-02-08 03:40:22 +0000 UTC]

WAAH Thank you! I'm so glad!

Oh sure, sure. c:

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OrangeBubbly In reply to She-who-shat-bunnies [2012-02-08 03:41:19 +0000 UTC]

QUQ Your welcome, I always think old people are cute <3

Uahh! How do you rp normaly QUQ? What you are most comfortable with?

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to OrangeBubbly [2012-02-08 12:04:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually out of practice with rping, and I'm not the most fantastic writer. ; u;'' So if you're willing to be deal with me I can rp through deviantart, skype, or msn. xD

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OrangeBubbly In reply to She-who-shat-bunnies [2012-02-08 20:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Neither am I lol, I can RP through MSN if you dont mind of course <3

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to OrangeBubbly [2012-02-09 20:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Of course not! I can send you my hotmail ID through notes, one moment.

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OrangeBubbly In reply to She-who-shat-bunnies [2012-02-09 21:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Ill add you right away ~~

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celenegood [2012-02-07 01:27:06 +0000 UTC]

She will be known as GRANDMA RUSSIA to me from now on
I hope you get in ;u; *crosses fingers*

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to celenegood [2012-02-08 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

aaaaIhopeyougetintoo.;u; <3

Yesss. She's just "grandma" at this point.

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Kaiju-Borru-Zetto [2012-02-06 20:11:42 +0000 UTC]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOA Looks magnificently * w *

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She-who-shat-bunnies In reply to Kaiju-Borru-Zetto [2012-02-08 03:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Aww thanks. c:

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Kaiju-Borru-Zetto In reply to She-who-shat-bunnies [2012-02-08 07:10:42 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome~

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