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Cop!Spain X Thief!Reader~ Auction Sniper V

"Ah! I forgot the eggs in the car!" Antonio exclaimed, untying his apron and setting it on the counter. He looked up and saw me with a dazzled expression at the foot of the stairs. "Chica! Don't be shy! This is mi amigo Feli!"

Feliciano grinned widely at me and waved. I smiled awkwardly back at him, but my eyes showed more of a glare.

"You're [Y/N]? Toni told me a lot about you!" He said, pulling me into a hug.

Antonio turned towards the door, "Get to know each other! I'll be back in a minute." He shut the door behind him, and Feliciano's grin grew wider.

I saw down on the other side of the kitchen table, and raised an eyebrow at him.

"I can't believe you were kidnapped by Antonio. I never knew he would be that cold." He propped his elbow on the glass table.

"Well, he is intensely annoying." I grimaced at the memory of the past few weeks.

"Intensely huh?" Feliciano chuckled. "It doesn't surprise me you have to act as his girlfriend for the week."

My eyes widened in surprise, "You know?"

He smirked, "Toni has a tendency to like women, and talk about them a lot."

"Pst, I already know that." I rolled my eyes. "So, are you going to get me out of here?"

"I don't know, I may be betraying Toni." He frowned.

"You're betraying him about being a part of the Smoke Clan in the first place."

"I try not to think about that-"

The door slammed open to reveal Antonio holding three grocery bags. My jaw dropped at the amount of food, "How many eggs did you need to buy?"

He smiled sheepishly at me, "To fed the beasts coming this morning."

Feliciano leaned back and smiled at me, "Aka Alfred F. Jones." I appeared confused at the name, so he added in a whisper, "Client you had three weeks ago. Remember 'steal the hamburger recipe.'?"

Antonio was oblivious to our conversation at he prepared to fry the eggs in a skillet. He spray the surface of the pan with nonstick spray and lite the stove up.

I sighed, "Could my life become any worse?" A threat clicked in my head. "You delivered the recipe to him right? What if he recognizes you?"

"I don't think he'll remember me," Feliciano reasoned.

Antonio peeked over at the two of us at the table, "What are you two talking about?"

Sweat dropped down from my forehead, while Feliciano covered for me, "Ah! We were just talking about how much of an excellent cook you are!~"

Antonio seemed satisfied with the answer and went back to cooking. I rolled my eyes at Feliciano, "You're totally memorable. We're screwed."

"Don't worry, bella. I have a whole plan set out for your escape."

"Escape?" Antonio asked, looking up from the stove.

I was quick to answer, "We're talking about how to escape jail in Skyrim." Feliciano suppressed a fit of laughter, and agreed with me.

Antonio went back to cooking once again, but mumbled inaudibly to himself.

"Alright, so as you were saying-"

In the middle of my sentence, a man with a fur coat kicked down the door dramatically. "Super Alfred is hereeeeeee!"

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Cop!Spain X Thief!Reader~ Auction Sniper V

"Ah! I forgot the eggs in the car!" Antonio exclaimed, untying his apron and setting it on the counter. He looked up and saw me with a dazzled expression at the foot of the stairs. "Chica! Don't be shy! This is mi amigo Feli!"

Feliciano grinned widely at me and waved. I smiled awkwardly back at him, but my eyes showed more of a glare.

"You're [Y/N]? Toni told me a lot about you!" He said, pulling me into a hug.

Antonio turned towards the door, "Get to know each other! I'll be back in a minute." He shut the door behind him, and Feliciano's grin grew wider.

I saw down on the other side of the kitchen table, and raised an eyebrow at him.

"I can't believe you were kidnapped by Antonio. I never knew he would be that cold." He propped his elbow on the glass table.

"Well, he is intensely annoying." I grimaced at the memory of the past few weeks.

"Intensely huh?" Feliciano chuckled. "It doesn't surprise me you have to act as his girlfriend for the week."

My eyes widened in surprise, "You know?"

He smirked, "Toni has a tendency to like women, and talk about them a lot."

"Pst, I already know that." I rolled my eyes. "So, are you going to get me out of here?"

"I don't know, I may be betraying Toni." He frowned.

"You're betraying him about being a part of the Smoke Clan in the first place."

"I try not to think about that-"

The door slammed open to reveal Antonio holding three grocery bags. My jaw dropped at the amount of food, "How many eggs did you need to buy?"

He smiled sheepishly at me, "To fed the beasts coming this morning."

Feliciano leaned back and smiled at me, "Aka Alfred F. Jones." I appeared confused at the name, so he added in a whisper, "Client you had three weeks ago. Remember 'steal the hamburger recipe.'?"

Antonio was oblivious to our conversation at he prepared to fry the eggs in a skillet. He spray the surface of the pan with nonstick spray and lite the stove up.

I sighed, "Could my life become any worse?" A threat clicked in my head. "You delivered the recipe to him right? What if he recognizes you?"

"I don't think he'll remember me," Feliciano reasoned.

Antonio peeked over at the two of us at the table, "What are you two talking about?"

Sweat dropped down from my forehead, while Feliciano covered for me, "Ah! We were just talking about how much of an excellent cook you are!~"

Antonio seemed satisfied with the answer and went back to cooking. I rolled my eyes at Feliciano, "You're totally memorable. We're screwed."

"Don't worry, bella. I have a whole plan set out for your escape."

"Escape?" Antonio asked, looking up from the stove.

I was quick to answer, "We're talking about how to escape jail in Skyrim." Feliciano suppressed a fit of laughter, and agreed with me.

Antonio went back to cooking once again, but mumbled inaudibly to himself.

"Alright, so as you were saying-"

In the middle of my sentence, a man with a fur coat kicked down the door dramatically. "Super Alfred is hereeeeeee!"