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I welcome to the stage: John Ejobert, better known by his stage name: ‘JoJo’!

Johnathon Ejobert is the Purple Haze Feedback Universe version of John Egbert

John was birth was the result of artificial insemination. John’s father, Dad Ejobert, was a lonely man who wanted a child to dunk serious clown turds on. The baby was given a random sperm and egg donor, as it turned out, unbenounced to Dad Ejobert, the donors were related. Jotaro Kujo’s sperm with Josuke Higashikata’s Bussy. The result was the most JoJo JoJo in the history of JoJos.

John was a horrible NEET who spent his days playing video games in his dad’s basement until one day he found the lamest video game on Steam: HiveSwap

John joined a four-player HiveSwap server. Unfortunately John’s steamdeck had been cut with the stand arrow and had developed the stand SHOWTIME, an ability that sucked John and the three other nerds into the game world and granted each of the children a powerful stand ability

Now John must fight to free himself from the Jumanji rip-off or face the worst fate of all: having to listen to people talk about homestuck lore!

Description
I welcome to the stage: John Ejobert, better known by his stage name: ‘JoJo’!

Johnathon Ejobert is the Purple Haze Feedback Universe version of John Egbert

John was birth was the result of artificial insemination. John’s father, Dad Ejobert, was a lonely man who wanted a child to dunk serious clown turds on. The baby was given a random sperm and egg donor, as it turned out, unbenounced to Dad Ejobert, the donors were related. Jotaro Kujo’s sperm with Josuke Higashikata’s Bussy. The result was the most JoJo JoJo in the history of JoJos.

John was a horrible NEET who spent his days playing video games in his dad’s basement until one day he found the lamest video game on Steam: HiveSwap

John joined a four-player HiveSwap server. Unfortunately John’s steamdeck had been cut with the stand arrow and had developed the stand SHOWTIME, an ability that sucked John and the three other nerds into the game world and granted each of the children a powerful stand ability

Now John must fight to free himself from the Jumanji rip-off or face the worst fate of all: having to listen to people talk about homestuck lore!