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You were currently in your living room, sitting on your red tomato shaped sofa as you watched old Oprah shows. Then, out of the blue, Romano appeared behind your couch and started nibbling on it with much appetite.

Your head shot backwards, glaring at the Italian.

"Dude, what the hell? Stop eating my couch, you bastard!"

Romano paused and stared back up at you.

"My precious..." He whispered in a Gollum voice before pushing you off of the couch and dragging it away with him.

You fell on your butt and rubbed your aching temples. As soon as you opened them, you noticed Matthew's face just inches away from yours.

"Where.Is.My.Maple.Syrup." He hissed.

"I don't have it Mattie, now do me a favor and get off-"

"NO!" He clenched his fists and his skin color started to turn green. Before you knew it, he had become Hulk and smashed the wall before escaping into the everlasting darkness that was night time.

"What's going on?!" You complained before feeling 3 pairs of hands crawling up your body from every angle.

"!Holà, chica¡ Aren't you hot in those clothes?"

"Oui, laisse moi te les enlever~"

"KESESESESESESESESE!"

You performed a 180° turn to reveal a very naked BTT wearing nothing but thongs and admiring you with much lust in their eyes.

"What? No! No no no no!" You held your hands up in defense while backing away from the perverted men. Unfortunately, you felt another person's chest hit your back.

"I, ALFRED JONES, SHALL SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS FROM THESE UNWORTHY TROUBLE MAKERS!" You rolled your eyes and face palmed.

As for Alfred, he ripped his own clothes off, revealing a nun costume. He grabbed the cross dangling from his neck and placed himself in a fencing position.

"EN GUARD!" He yelled before swooshing the cross in their faces. The BTT weren't impressed, on the other hand. Suddenly, Arthur popped up behind your window and tapped on it with his magic wand. You looked at him a bit confused and mouthed the words 'what are you doing with that thing'. He placed a finger to his lips and smirked. Then he started chanting like a drunk Indian priest as he caressed his neck like that guy with the horse mask. And with a final peck of the wand, he turned into a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. Matthew quickly trotted back, still in his Hulk form, grabbed maple syrup Arthur and ran away with him while showering him with kisses.

What followed after that event surprised everybody. The night ended and in a matter of a few seconds, the sun was back in the sky.

As your living room was bathed in light, the BTT hissed like a trio of uneducated vampires and crawled under your rug, trying to escape the sun rays. Alfred just stood there, trying to process what had just happened. He still had his nun suit on and if it weren't enough already, he randomly burst into flames before falling to the floor.

"LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" Were his last words before he was reduced to dust.

When you were sure everything was done, you grabbed the remote to your TV and turned it off instantly. You grabbed an Oprah magazine and tore it to pieces.

"I think I watch too much Oprah."

Yao, who was sitting in a chair on the opposite side of the room, nodded in agreement as he carefully stroked his panda's coat.

"Ai ya..."

Description
You were currently in your living room, sitting on your red tomato shaped sofa as you watched old Oprah shows. Then, out of the blue, Romano appeared behind your couch and started nibbling on it with much appetite.

Your head shot backwards, glaring at the Italian.

"Dude, what the hell? Stop eating my couch, you bastard!"

Romano paused and stared back up at you.

"My precious..." He whispered in a Gollum voice before pushing you off of the couch and dragging it away with him.

You fell on your butt and rubbed your aching temples. As soon as you opened them, you noticed Matthew's face just inches away from yours.

"Where.Is.My.Maple.Syrup." He hissed.

"I don't have it Mattie, now do me a favor and get off-"

"NO!" He clenched his fists and his skin color started to turn green. Before you knew it, he had become Hulk and smashed the wall before escaping into the everlasting darkness that was night time.

"What's going on?!" You complained before feeling 3 pairs of hands crawling up your body from every angle.

"!Holà, chica¡ Aren't you hot in those clothes?"

"Oui, laisse moi te les enlever~"

"KESESESESESESESESE!"

You performed a 180° turn to reveal a very naked BTT wearing nothing but thongs and admiring you with much lust in their eyes.

"What? No! No no no no!" You held your hands up in defense while backing away from the perverted men. Unfortunately, you felt another person's chest hit your back.

"I, ALFRED JONES, SHALL SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS FROM THESE UNWORTHY TROUBLE MAKERS!" You rolled your eyes and face palmed.

As for Alfred, he ripped his own clothes off, revealing a nun costume. He grabbed the cross dangling from his neck and placed himself in a fencing position.

"EN GUARD!" He yelled before swooshing the cross in their faces. The BTT weren't impressed, on the other hand. Suddenly, Arthur popped up behind your window and tapped on it with his magic wand. You looked at him a bit confused and mouthed the words 'what are you doing with that thing'. He placed a finger to his lips and smirked. Then he started chanting like a drunk Indian priest as he caressed his neck like that guy with the horse mask. And with a final peck of the wand, he turned into a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. Matthew quickly trotted back, still in his Hulk form, grabbed maple syrup Arthur and ran away with him while showering him with kisses.

What followed after that event surprised everybody. The night ended and in a matter of a few seconds, the sun was back in the sky.

As your living room was bathed in light, the BTT hissed like a trio of uneducated vampires and crawled under your rug, trying to escape the sun rays. Alfred just stood there, trying to process what had just happened. He still had his nun suit on and if it weren't enough already, he randomly burst into flames before falling to the floor.

"LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" Were his last words before he was reduced to dust.

When you were sure everything was done, you grabbed the remote to your TV and turned it off instantly. You grabbed an Oprah magazine and tore it to pieces.

"I think I watch too much Oprah."

Yao, who was sitting in a chair on the opposite side of the room, nodded in agreement as he carefully stroked his panda's coat.

"Ai ya..."