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shinga β€” Head Trip - Foreplay [NSFW]

Published: 2010-10-04 22:00:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 64563; Favourites: 2456; Downloads: 452
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Description I seriously did not anticipate ever doing another comic about Twilight, since I figured the two I did pretty much covered my thoughts. Then I got a bit tipsy around some friends and we ended up having a conversation about this exact thing, and I couldn't help myself. Mostly because as of the Sunday of that week I had no other ideas for Monday's comic so I resorted to this one.

(Cue 800 angry fangirls pretending Twilight has science and trying to explain why exactly a cold penis = okay)
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Comments: 1390

Destro7000 [2014-08-31 11:11:41 +0000 UTC]

loool. Β Like pleasuring with an icicle. Shiny vacant iceboy.

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Hawkheart29 [2014-02-18 00:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Makes me wonder now....

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Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-10 18:54:15 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO XDDD dear god....i can't breath!!!

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Pr0crastronaut [2013-12-31 21:51:24 +0000 UTC]

one complaint with the comic... you did a great job on Ed... but... Β SINCE WHEN DOES BELLA HAVE ALL THOSE EMOTIONS!

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IceQueenofMitera [2013-12-26 13:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha!

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Lyssana11 [2012-12-20 01:51:15 +0000 UTC]

800 fangirls can argue all they want, but the body is normal at 98.6 internal temperature. Insert cold "item" that is nowhere close to that = Bad time!

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Lyssana11 [2014-01-10 18:57:20 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!! my brothers girlfriend said that after a guy cums in her she sticks an ice cube up.."there" to get it loose and it would come out when the ice melted...like



Jesus christ what's wrong with you!?!?! You idiot.

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Lyssana11 In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-11 02:11:51 +0000 UTC]

You should..institutionalize that one. Juuuussstttt to be on the safe side. I've heard some crazy shit but that takes the cake for stupid.

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Lyssana11 [2014-01-13 13:15:12 +0000 UTC]

I agree! O.o Thankfully he is no longer with her, because she moved.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Lyssana11 [2013-12-31 21:50:13 +0000 UTC]

If you're going to want to have sex with something that has cold junk, and no pulse you're gonna have a bad time

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-10 18:58:20 +0000 UTC]

How does the blood flow? Β No pulse...no blood flow...no boner..Β 


No logic.


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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-10 19:16:07 +0000 UTC]

and No ramsis... sorry Rihanna.... sorry Ricotta... no Remesneeze... hmm AH Renesme that's it!... SERIOUSLY WHO NAMES THEIR KID THAT??????

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-13 13:16:03 +0000 UTC]

I know right...imagine being in kindergarten and trying to spell your name. I would cry!

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-13 14:19:45 +0000 UTC]

yeah there was a great stamp it said "Albus Severous Potter is still a better name than Renesmee"

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-13 14:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes rofl

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-13 14:40:03 +0000 UTC]

oh other great comic

speedracerdude511.deviantart.c…

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-13 14:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear god rofl

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-13 16:00:39 +0000 UTC]

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-13 18:48:58 +0000 UTC]

I just heard that one of our teachers is having a relationship with a student O.o

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-14 02:33:05 +0000 UTC]

0.o for reals?

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-15 16:43:05 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-15 19:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Β 

so a friend of mine told me jokingly that I needed to be more like Edward, I couldn't come up with a witty retort fast enough so I jokingly punched him in the face

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-21 14:35:00 +0000 UTC]

{.....If I would've punched him...it wouldn't have been jokingly.)

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-21 14:50:16 +0000 UTC]

I was kind of kidding about the jokingly part

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-21 14:53:08 +0000 UTC]

rofl xD good

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-21 20:08:22 +0000 UTC]

still I'm 100% team Edward...

Β elric that is

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-25 14:56:26 +0000 UTC]

YES!!!!

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-26 05:10:11 +0000 UTC]

bought Twilight today... going to read it, make fun of it, then burn it

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-27 14:19:19 +0000 UTC]

rofl, wow, i feels for you.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-27 14:49:30 +0000 UTC]

hmmm first 5 pages nothing too awful yet

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-28 01:28:53 +0000 UTC]

lol your just on page five..you are a true soldier.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-28 05:44:02 +0000 UTC]

oh come on give me a break I've been packed down with work from school and reading Twilight isn't exactly on the top of the list of things I want to do

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-28 14:28:16 +0000 UTC]

that's why i said you were a soldier xD you have your priorities in order lol.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-28 14:31:43 +0000 UTC]

oh good

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-28 14:41:22 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-01-28 17:27:34 +0000 UTC]

well no school today... let's see read twilight or play half life 2... decisions decisions

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-02-03 13:41:36 +0000 UTC]

Half life!!!! rofl

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-02-03 14:09:29 +0000 UTC]

yeah I may never get around to reading this thing... of course that's not all to disappointingΒ 

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-02-03 14:11:29 +0000 UTC]

xD definitely.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-02-03 14:33:52 +0000 UTC]

although when you get to Ravenholm sparkly vampires seem a little more invitingΒ Β  Β  Β 

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-02-04 12:51:35 +0000 UTC]

Rofl, i agree lol

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-02-04 19:29:59 +0000 UTC]

Although Grigori alone is cooler than the entire cast of Twilight

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-02-05 13:00:20 +0000 UTC]

hhmm, its been so long, who is that again.

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-02-05 14:36:13 +0000 UTC]

the bad@$$ Russian preacher guy in Ravenholm who says "Hello my brother... my name is Father Grigori... you've already met my congregation AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Xx-Cake-xX In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-02-05 15:45:35 +0000 UTC]

o.o i think your version is different from mine xD

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Xx-Cake-xX [2014-02-05 17:12:43 +0000 UTC]

hmm okay

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Lyssana11 In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-02 01:52:45 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! lol

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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Lyssana11 [2014-01-02 02:28:21 +0000 UTC]

If you're think that the vampires from twilight are actual vampires... you're gonna have a bad time

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Lyssana11 In reply to Pr0crastronaut [2014-01-02 17:46:12 +0000 UTC]

If you believe that Twilight is actual literature ..you're gonna have a bad time.


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Pr0crastronaut In reply to Lyssana11 [2014-01-02 20:56:26 +0000 UTC]

If you talk one more time about how you're going to marry someone just like Edward one day, and how Bella is such a strong independent character, and definetly NOT a Marry Sue..... I WILL ing CURBSTOMP YOU AND THAT FRIGGIN BOOK OF YOURS

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