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shinragod — Ask The Lady A Question #10
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This question fromHe asks: 'How many "Loves" have you had through your life?
The Lady needed to pull out her calculator for this. In terms of 'Loves"; this doesn't exactly mean her "victims"; relatively speaking anyway. She's just estimating how many given the random number she has had. She's rounding it off based upon her incredible life of four hundred years.
So she's taking the average number and multiplying it by ten decades for four centuries.
Although she might be off. We kind of have to count her childhood too. That's why I added 'Give or take a few poor saps" since even she doesn't knpw the exact number and frankly doesn't care. XD Treating past "loves" like "numbers." she's just as bad Ramona from Scott Pilgrim.
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Hmmm
400 years
you see a lot in that time
some of wich say world war 1 & 2 the space race 9/11 and Pearl Harbor and many other such things
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it's like chewing gum for her, she gets a new flavour each day ouob
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But like gum it also tends to lose it's flavor...and then she sticks it underneath the table.
That's those poor unfortunate souls who fall for her for ya. ;D
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well..she's aiming for a piece of chocolate, Dud-chocolate that is
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wow pretty interesting to know
okay queen of the bat's have you ever got in interest with Jennifer Tundra as a competitor or a love interest?
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... yes and when the one you WANTED showed up, You cocked up and lost him. good show.
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That's the point of how her ego totally ruins her life.
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true, and makes her misery entertaining.
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499 years alive; yeah one needs to keep busy. ;D
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I congratulate her success.
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Maybe not even boyfriends; just 'short term relationships.' XD
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Well, whatever they are, she's got a lot of potential stalkers.
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I can see she is not fond to an idea of a soulmate
But between 60 and 160? I never thought it would be such an average amount. XD
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Not until she accidently meets him that is. ;D
You imagined it would be in the thousands right? XD Well it's not like she dates like twenty guys a year. I guess she just likes misleading people into thinking she likes them for quite a bit of time. She's really counting only the guys she's been with the longest not so much the people she flirted with.
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And gets taken away from her?
I actually imagined her having 2 or 3 pets at the same time. Having her maximizing her fun. On the other side this show a more methodical and control-freak Lady.
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That's her in a nut shell. XD
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Life is busy when you're beautiful. XD
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[X) Nice. I guess she just can't settle down with one guy.]
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It does appear that way.
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I'm probably guessing that the number would be too hard to figure out by just using a regular calculator... Wouldn't you say, Malmsteen?
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Yes indeed. That and she has no doubt forgotten a few of them given her life span. ;D
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Yeah, I actually saw what she could do with lovely girls like Cassidy (and possibly Whitnee), so I probably wouldn't be too surprised to know what happened to some of her lovers as well!
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Maybe. It all depends on how she treated some of them.
Keep in mind not all her "Lovers" got the glory of 'sharing everything' with her you know. ;D
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Let be more specific then, how many people have you loved as much as Dudley in your long life?
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So out of all 400 years of her life, she has loved no one more than Dudley?
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That's sad when you think about it.
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It is; but her bloated ego didn't break down until she transformed Dudley and then loved him.
Although she doesn't love the real Dudley; only what she made him into which is Dud-Ula.
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My guess as to her definition is that they were all just temporal in her life, the curse of living a long life, while they passed on. Only a select few were gifted to last longer, but fate struck them to have their lives taken, as well. With that kind of perspective, there's almost a hint of regret about her desire for immortality, though it's overweighed by her selfish vanity. And yes, she does look very beautiful with her reading glasses. Not elderly, but well-educated, even though I imagine she was not the most attentive child in school, either, and being a spoilt daughter meant other things. 
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Well that is true my foxy bro. She has indeed been with some mortal lovers. And eventually many of them do pass on. Of course there are other eternal dwellers like vampires an demons she has been with. But yeah most are long gone by now.
There always is a downside to immortality. Most of this is watching the world change around you all too often and seeing some of the people you care for go while you always remain.
Although yeah; her selfish vanity far outweighs her regret.
And yes even though the glasses have a hint of intelligence to her design, she isn't exactly Ms. Perfect. Although she did attend a 'Harry Potter' like school where she learned a few nifty spells. Although this isn't where she learned how to drain essence; she learned it at an early age when she first tried it on one of her baby sitters. Not a nice child she was; being a spoiled brat is another reason too.
Yeah huh? The lavender in her eyes is absent because of the glasses...yeah, that's right...because of the glasses.
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That is one train I do not want to wait for at a crossing. XD
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Who else but Lady M? XD
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Oh, Malmsteen.
Her relationship status is like the failed Atari Jaguar: Do the math.
*Thankfully, it took until 1996 (give or take) for Nintendo to come out with a REAL 64-Bit console.*
Oh, and one more thing: Malmsteen looks pretty good with glasses on.
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Even she's not doing the math properly. XD I guess she ultimately doesn't know. Though to be fair; she has been alive for four hundred years. So you're bound to forget after such a stretch of time. XD
Oh yeah. Nintendo 64 really showed us what true 64 bits looked like. ;D
She does doesn't she? ;D Even if she doesn't wear them usually they do compliment her face. ^^
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Yeah, her memory might not be as bad as Dory's, but she might tend to forget a lot.
Oh, totally!
Yeah, she does. 
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Well no one has truly lived for four hundred years so who knows? XD Heh heh...
I would like to draw her in glasses more; at least her reading glasses. She knows she looks good in em. XD
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That's for sure. ^^
Nice!
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