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shiny-eve — Finland X Reader~ christmas crackfic
Published: 2013-12-25 06:21:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 3146; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 0
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(ok i lied this is my last Christmas crackfic. i came up with a good idea XD yes there is swearing.)

'I am going to fuck santa. I am staying up all fucking night to fuck santa. I will find him. I heard he was hot.' all these thoughts go through yo mind.

Then you hear a fucking noise from the chimney.

"IT IS MOTHERFUCKING SANTA BITCHESSSSSSSSSS." You yell.

He has blond hair. He looks you. and sure as hell was sexy.

and that was the story of how you fucked santa.

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Comments: 22

leaderlessmusic [2016-05-30 21:32:33 +0000 UTC]

I............    

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ImAHurricane [2015-04-18 01:11:48 +0000 UTC]

I...I...
.______________________________________________________________________.

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Cinnamon-Badass [2015-03-28 21:03:19 +0000 UTC]

 
What am I gonna tell my parents.....

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DestinyMace [2015-03-11 21:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Best zhing ever

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lunareclipes294 [2014-09-27 06:41:35 +0000 UTC]

AND THATS HOW BABYS ARE MADE CHILDREN

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shiny-eve In reply to lunareclipes294 [2014-10-15 00:04:26 +0000 UTC]

oh my god 

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Hetalianloverkiku In reply to shiny-eve [2015-03-10 02:48:29 +0000 UTC]

SO MAGICAL

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derp680 [2014-01-12 07:20:27 +0000 UTC]

A true master piece

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shiny-eve In reply to derp680 [2014-01-12 08:13:28 +0000 UTC]

yes

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derp680 In reply to shiny-eve [2014-01-30 01:26:31 +0000 UTC]

 

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lightening05 [2014-01-02 10:23:51 +0000 UTC]

...

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The-invisble-ninja [2013-12-25 19:35:24 +0000 UTC]

this was the best thing I have ever read

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shiny-eve In reply to The-invisble-ninja [2013-12-25 19:37:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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Sanactras [2013-12-25 06:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Gawd dayum..

Just.. Gawd dayum! SO BEAUTIFUL.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *vacuum*

I don't get it. uwu

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shiny-eve In reply to Sanactras [2013-12-25 07:34:14 +0000 UTC]

XD thanks o.o

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Sanactras In reply to shiny-eve [2013-12-25 07:47:01 +0000 UTC]

c:

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LemonDictator [2013-12-25 06:33:58 +0000 UTC]


So... so... beautiful.


*sniff sniff crai*

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shiny-eve In reply to LemonDictator [2013-12-25 06:35:24 +0000 UTC]

thanks

here don't cry


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Warriorcatgrl99 [2013-12-25 06:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Da fuck did I just read?


FIRST COMMENT YUS!!

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shiny-eve In reply to Warriorcatgrl99 [2013-12-25 06:24:17 +0000 UTC]

Magic XD and congrats

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Warriorcatgrl99 In reply to shiny-eve [2013-12-25 06:35:05 +0000 UTC]

GO READ MY CRACKFICS IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVE, READ THEM BOTH AGAIN!!!

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shiny-eve In reply to Warriorcatgrl99 [2013-12-25 06:36:18 +0000 UTC]

I read them XD i loved them

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