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(i sometimes wonder what goes on in my mind to think of these. Yes there is swearing)

You had gotten cleaning duty as a punishment, well I mean you sure as hell deserved it. Well but it technically wasn't your fault, but did the Corporal really have to glare you down while you cleaned.

~flashback to the incident~

"(Y/n), Do you think the Corporal has a nice ass?" Sasha says.

"Why the fuck would I be staring at his ass?" You say. Jean overhears the conversation and says

"I dare you to touch his ass and not get caught."

"Do you think I want a death wish?"

"Looks like someone is just afraid to get some ass." He smirks.

"No. I am just afraid of losing my ass."

"Then just do it, (y/n)." Sasha says.

"Or are you too chicken?" The Jean starts making annoying chicken sounds.

"Fine, you fucktards. But if I die I am going to haunt you asses." (wait shit did i just make a pun)

You see the Corporal walk by 'Damn he has a nice ass.....WAIT STOP THAT.' You creep up behind him but then....you accidentally trip. And you happen to fall face first into his ass.

"CADET! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" He says a bit flustered which is not normal for the Corporal.

"Getting a nice look at the view." You mentally facepalm at your answer. "Uh....I didn't mean to say that." You are met with a kick to the face.

"You have cleaning duty for the next week." And he storms off.

"STOP LAUGHING YOU FUCKING HORSE FACE AND POTATO LOVER I AM WILL END YOU."

~current cleaning time~

"Do you really have to glare at me while I clean?" He doesn't answer his glare just intensifies. "Look I am sorry. I didn't mean to sexually assault your ass." He gets closer to you and whispers in you ear.

"Next time you want to touch my ass let me know." Then he leaves the room leaving you a blushing mess.