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Published: 2015-07-01 21:04:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 328; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Me: I think ur a great couple! Ur adorable together!
PG: *sighs* FUUUUUCK!
Me: XD what!? She's cool man!
PG: I thought I wasn't commited
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PG: I'm not COMMEEEETED!
Me: wow.
PG: I DIDNT WANT TO BE A FATHER!
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Sarrow: ok, of you don't have sex with me you won't be a father.........
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PG: *has an erection* damn right I'm not. *goes into the bathroom*
Me: he was a father. Once. Kid died. Married u. End of story.
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PG: DONT TALK ABOUT HIM! JUST DONT! GREY IF U TALK ABOUT HIM I SWEAR I WILL KICK UR ASS!
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sarrow:..........
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Me: *i run*
PG: *comes out with tear-stained eyes* I don't want a child. I won't let it happen again, I WONT LET ANYONE HURT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!
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PG: NOOOOOO! *vaults out the window, and guns his engines*
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Me: well he's done for. I set up a blockade to kill him! He did unspeakable things u know. Not just murder kids. Oh no, rape, torture, murder.
*the screeching of tires is heard followed by cheering*
Me: sounds like PG was neautralized.
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Me: ur husbands dead. **attention everyone. Purple Guy is dead. Mike Schmidt has been shot, and now we can all go home and have a nice meal. GOOD LUCK!**
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sarrow: w-what?*tear up*
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*a bloody PG crawls through the door*
Me: *i step on him as my men walk through the door* dammit. **I NEED REINFORCEMENTS NOW! WE'VE GOTTEN PG BUT HIS ELITE GUARD AND HIS MEN R COMING!
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sarrow: oh my god
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Me: don't move. *i have no guns, I have brass knuckles. Seems like an advantage, being a robot, feeling less pain and taking less punishment than a human...*
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Me: *i punch PG to death. For real this time* he's dead..,,. YEAAAA!
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Sarrow:*cry*WHY!?
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Me: *i put my hand on Sarrows shoulder* think of everything u and me could do now..... U could finally learn to love the life u were meant to live.... Take over everything.... Whaddya say....
Satan: oh FUCK NAW! PG! GREY WTF WERE U THINKING!?
Me: oh shit..,.
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Satan: *revives PG and leaves*
Me: *i beat PG some more*
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Me: *i chuckle and flip Sarrow off* u can't fight... Ur like every other law-biding citizen in this pathetic fucking world. *i use two tasers on PG's head*
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Sarrow:*grab some rope and put it around your neck*
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Me: *i use my sharp claws to cut through the rope, but cut a little of my neck in the process* AGH!
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Sarrow:*jump on him*
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Sarrow:*hit and kicking him*
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*my royal guard shows up*
Guard 1: *charges at Sarrow but guard 2 holds him back*
Guard 2: no! This is Grey's fight....
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Sarrow:*grab his head*
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Me: *i sink into Hell, with Sarrow grabbing me* oh good. I'm part demon. Well, looks like if I go to hell, I'm dragging u with me.
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Me: *i teleport away*
Thug 1: *raises his desert eagle at Sarrow* SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!
Thug 2: *a man comes out of the bush with a radio*
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Sarrow:...........
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Thug 1: *shoots at Sarrow*
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Sarrow: AHHHH*cry*
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thug 1: *jacks off* now let's get to da good shit!
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sarrow:*cover her face*
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Thug 2: *shoots him and radios in reinforcements*
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Thug 2: eh. *leaves*
Satan: *kills thug 2 and goes for PG's compound* u wanna come...?
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Satan: ahh never mind. Ur too weak. Bitch. *flies off*
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Sarrow:.... yeah I know, because I'm bitch all the time and no one love me.......
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PG (over the phone) : r u so sure about that....
Mike Schmidt: oh hey
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