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Shiri1432 — Red vs Blue OC meme
Published: 2011-10-01 02:15:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 122; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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1.Choose any of your Red vs Blue OCs (limit of 4.)2.Make your OCs answer these questions.
3.Add one question of your own at the end.
Characters:
1) Agent New Mexico
2) Agent Alaska
1. Do you want a hug?
New Mexico: Umm.. no thanks? I only hug my friends. And not very much.
Alaska: No, thanks.
2. Are you a virgin?
New Mexico: Oh, hey what's that over there? *points away*
Alaska: Maybee... Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!
New Mexico: Ugh... Alaska...
3. Do you have any kids?
New Mexico: No, I do not.
Alaska: Nope.
4. What is your favorite food or drink?
New Mexico: Umm... Anything that isn't an MRE...
Alaska: Hell yeah!
5. Have you killed anyone?
New Mexico: Yeah... I lost count... It's a part of my job description!
Alaska: Ummm... A few...
6. Do you hate anyone?
New Mexico: South. Bitch had it comin'. And sometimes, that dumbass, Alaska.
Alaska: HEY! And, no I don't think I hate anyone.
7. Love anyone?
New Mexico: Uhmm... *blushes* Umm... Er... Well... *coughs, mutters a name, then coughs again*
Alaska: WHO!?
New Mexico: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!! Hey, what about you?
Alaska: *shrugs* I dunno.
8. What is your job?
New Mexico + Alaska: *simultaneously* Freelancer, beyotch!
9. Favorite season?
New Mexico: Winter.
Alaska: Umm... I can't decide.
10. Who's your best friend?
New Mexico: Well... I'm not really sure... Maybe Private Donut? Or Lopez... I love thos guys.
Oh, and, most of the time, Alaska.Alaska: Well, since she's the only one that will put up with me, New Mexico.
11. Hobbies?
New Mexico: Umm... lotsa stuff... For example, kicking everyone's asses at poker!
Alaska: Trying to beat New Mexico... At anything...
12. What are you going to do when this meme is over?
New Mexico: Go out drinking with my Freelancer buddies.
Alaska: Probably get dragged along with New Mexico when her and some other Freelancers go out drinking.
13. What is your eye color?
New Mexico: Brown.
Alaska: Same.
14.Are you good? Or bad?
New Mexico: Doesn't matter, s'long as I get paid.
Alaska: I guess we're the good guys... Hmm... I never really thought about it...
15. Does your name have a special meaning?
New Mexico: Umm... no.
Alaska: Not really.
16. What do you think of your parents?
New Mexico: *doesn't want to talk about it*
Alaska: *shrugs* They're okay, I guess.
17. Any siblings?
New Mexico: Little fuckin' bitch sister. Fuckin' hate her guts. She dead from whatever it is she caught from that one guy yet?
Alaska: *gets distracted* What?
New Mexico: *mutters* Nuthin'.
18. Straight, Gay, or Equal Opportunity?
New Mexico: I'm comfortably Bi.
Alaska: O.o Really?
New Mexico: What?
Alaska: Nothin'. I'm straight, by the way.
19. How do you feel about your creator?
New Mexico: Eh, she made me who I am.
Alaska: She?
New Mexico: Yep. She.
Alaska: O-kaayyy...
20. Any last words?
New Mexico: Go fuck yourself.
Alaska: No thanks!
Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!New Mexico: Go to hell. On second thought, hell is awesome, go to heaven.
21. Do you live with anyone else? Who?
New Mexico: Well, when we're not on missions, we are all sorta living together. So, I live with the other Freelancers.
Alaska: Ditto.
22. Have any scars?
New Mexico: One on my right cheek, right below the eye. Boy, that was a close call. And one on my left hand.
Alaska: Nah.
23. Did you ever steal something?
New Mexico: ...
Alaska: ...
24. Have you ever had your heart broken?
New Mexico: Once. I broke his Xbox.
Alaska: Umm... No, not really. I had one relationship that went kinda badly, though.
25. Any plans for the future?
New Mexico: Umm... Don't die anytime soon?
Alaska: Finish my term and go home?
26. What do you think of each other?
New Mexico: Eh, he's an okay friend. Pretty good to fight with. Decent with vehicles. We've known each other since our freshman year of high school. Good times. Good times.
Alaska: She's a good friend, if a little bitchy at times. Usually fun to be around. And yeah, we have known each other, what, 11 years now?
27. Where is your favorite place to be?
New Mexico: Somewhere cold.
Alaska: Somewhere fun.
28. It's finally over!
New Mexico: Thank the Goddess!
Alaska: Yeeaahhh... Suurree...
29.Hardest loss?
New Mexico: Umm... The one time I lost to Alaska in training. He's never gonna let me live that down.
Alaska: Heehee!
New Mexico: Oh, come on! It was one time! Other than that, you couldn't beat me with a stick!
Alaska: Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow.
New Mexico: Good Gosh, why I ever introduced you to Tucker is beyond me.
30.What does your home look like?
New Mexico: Freelancer HQ.
Alaska: Same.
31. Make up your own question: Who would win: New Mexico or Alaska?
New Mexico: Me. Definitely.
Alaska: I dunno, I know your weakness.
New Mexico: What?
Alaska: You know.
New Mexico: *mutters* Damn you.
Alaska: What was that? I'm right? Of course I am!
New Mexico: I would still win!