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Description Rule #6 - Escaping
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Always have a plan to make a daring escape after any
mission you have accomplisped (especically for a missing nin, seriously, you will get killed on the spot). Enemy shinobi will always be sent after you so always have the quickest escape route, it might be running, car jack somebody and then run, or disguise as another person (see page 5) to distract attention. If you are unable to make a daring escape, you have no choice but to fight or use wits to outwit your enemies to escape, and if you cant do both you can only beg for your life. And as for teammates, it's best to stick with them, why?, because if u get trapped by enemy ninja , you can use your teammates as defense.

WARNING - Do NOT pick your most moronic,blind, clueless, blonde, or distracted easily shinobi to do the escaping, it only ends badly and getting your wanted crime more up than it is. Also try avoiding car jacking most of the time, most likely you'll car jack a celebirty that will hunt you down for the car back.
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If your wondering who's car it is, it's Pein and Konan's ( the horrbile mix of blue and orange in the car )
And I know the whole blind, car, etc thing is overused but, meh, I just wanted to do one more for the sake of society's demise.
And alas ignore the half dead unconcious bird on the window pane, Itachi thought it was mini flying Sasuke , *sigh* and if it only was


Itachi and Kisame belong to Masashi Kishimoto

Guide to Mission Survivial:
Pg.1 - [link]
Pg.2 - [link]
Pg.3 - [link]
Pg.4 - [link]
Pg.5 - [link]
Pg.7 - [link]
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Comments: 13

Smile-or-dont [2011-02-27 04:05:20 +0000 UTC]

I just died..

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DangerousEmotions101 [2010-05-09 17:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Love the bird's eyes.

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Tsuyosa-10 [2009-01-24 21:51:35 +0000 UTC]

XD These are awesome! I just read 1-7, and I hope you make some more soon! XD

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fullclamp [2008-09-22 04:47:16 +0000 UTC]

jajaja
I love your work
Both the drawing and what they say

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shizukahana In reply to fullclamp [2008-09-22 22:45:42 +0000 UTC]

I hope the the sayings aren't a little random, there a kind of spur of the moment thing

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Arniecar [2008-09-02 20:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Too bad Itachi died.....

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shizukahana In reply to Arniecar [2008-09-02 21:56:05 +0000 UTC]

poor weasel...
:'(

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Arniecar In reply to shizukahana [2008-09-02 23:09:22 +0000 UTC]

I know.... all that shit to protect the village and Sasuke fucks it up....

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shizukahana In reply to Arniecar [2008-09-03 01:24:28 +0000 UTC]

yep, sasuke is all to blame, and I believe by the end of a few months everybody will be dead except sasuke-sue,
but..eh im just guessin now

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Arniecar In reply to shizukahana [2008-09-03 19:40:58 +0000 UTC]

I really doubt Kishi would do that....

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shizukahana In reply to Arniecar [2008-09-03 21:35:46 +0000 UTC]

meh, its just a random weird guess

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Arniecar In reply to shizukahana [2008-09-03 21:47:52 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Burzguul [2008-09-01 18:08:21 +0000 UTC]

hilarious i like it

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