HOME | DD

Description
Situation in mind:

(It was a less than cold day inside of the mansion and things are totally quiet in there. But things would not stay quiet for long, as the windows of the mansion were seen being opened up and a female individual was seen entering the mansion. It was a somewhat grey and white skinned woman, with red eyes, white bleach and blue hair, sneaking in the mansion, as she seeked out shelter in a really quick way. This was Ikiza, the somewhat unlucky, grumpy and vulgar lady and as her stomach grumbled, because she was hungry, she went to the mansion's fridge, checking out what kind of food there was in there. But as she checked through the fridge, she didn't know that someone was watching from behind and had a long staff in its hand. Suddenly, without warning to Ikiza, she's suddenly seen magically tied up and the individual came from out of the shadows, in which it was none other than Elizabeth Johnson, the canadian magic spellcasting opportunist. She was not happy to see Ikiza sneaking in the mansion just like that.)

Elizabeth: Alright, you... whoever you are, what the hell do think you're doing in our mansion like that, huh?

Ikiza: Huh? Who the f*** are you?

Elizabeth: Who i am is none of your concern, but you're in my mansion... well, the DX Divas' mansion, that is, and i do live in it, so you know.

Ikiza: Do you greet your f***ing guests like that?

Elizabeth: Not if they don't sneak in the mansion like you did.

Ikiza: And was this necessary to tie me up like a packaged...

Elizabeth: Yes, because you were intruding our mansion like so.

Ikiza: .....................

Elizabeth: You know, if you wanted to seek shelter, you should've called... but then again, i guess you don't even know what that means, don't you?

Cue Ron Simmons' Theme

(At that moment, WWE Hall of Famer Ron Simmons arrived and he noticed Ikiza being tied up like a pretzel. He observed the tied up Ikiza for a moment, while Elizabeth still had her staff activated, holding Ikiza in a tied up position. And after two minutes of observing Ikiza being tied up, Ron had a disappointed look and tossed in his usual one-liner.)

DAMN!

Ikiza: *sighs* Why do i always end up being in these idiotic situations? Why me?

Elizabeth: Well, you were asking for it, after all.

(Right after Ron tossed his one-liner, he simply walked away, disappointed at what he saw, while Elizabeth prepared to take Ikiza to the cops.)

End Situation

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Artist's Comments: Hehehehe, looks like i've brought back another Ron Simmons DAMN Situation in my gallery, folks. However, this one is also as part of 's art jam in which he calls "Ikiza Never Wins!". To find out more about that, check his journal in the provided link.

'Ikiza Never Wins'-Art Jam: LAST ROUND

Alright, TickleMaster, here's what i've promised you for your Art Jam. Hope you'll like what you'll see here. And thanks for inspiring me to bring back the Ron Simmons DAMN situations. I missed doing that sort of gig in there.

Copyrights of the aforementioned belongs to the following:

Elizabeth Johnson: (C) shnoogums5060
Ikiza: (C) TickleMaster187
Ron Simmons: (C) Himself and WWE Inc.

Description
Situation in mind:

(It was a less than cold day inside of the mansion and things are totally quiet in there. But things would not stay quiet for long, as the windows of the mansion were seen being opened up and a female individual was seen entering the mansion. It was a somewhat grey and white skinned woman, with red eyes, white bleach and blue hair, sneaking in the mansion, as she seeked out shelter in a really quick way. This was Ikiza, the somewhat unlucky, grumpy and vulgar lady and as her stomach grumbled, because she was hungry, she went to the mansion's fridge, checking out what kind of food there was in there. But as she checked through the fridge, she didn't know that someone was watching from behind and had a long staff in its hand. Suddenly, without warning to Ikiza, she's suddenly seen magically tied up and the individual came from out of the shadows, in which it was none other than Elizabeth Johnson, the canadian magic spellcasting opportunist. She was not happy to see Ikiza sneaking in the mansion just like that.)

Elizabeth: Alright, you... whoever you are, what the hell do think you're doing in our mansion like that, huh?

Ikiza: Huh? Who the f*** are you?

Elizabeth: Who i am is none of your concern, but you're in my mansion... well, the DX Divas' mansion, that is, and i do live in it, so you know.

Ikiza: Do you greet your f***ing guests like that?

Elizabeth: Not if they don't sneak in the mansion like you did.

Ikiza: And was this necessary to tie me up like a packaged...

Elizabeth: Yes, because you were intruding our mansion like so.

Ikiza: .....................

Elizabeth: You know, if you wanted to seek shelter, you should've called... but then again, i guess you don't even know what that means, don't you?

Cue Ron Simmons' Theme

(At that moment, WWE Hall of Famer Ron Simmons arrived and he noticed Ikiza being tied up like a pretzel. He observed the tied up Ikiza for a moment, while Elizabeth still had her staff activated, holding Ikiza in a tied up position. And after two minutes of observing Ikiza being tied up, Ron had a disappointed look and tossed in his usual one-liner.)

DAMN!

Ikiza: *sighs* Why do i always end up being in these idiotic situations? Why me?

Elizabeth: Well, you were asking for it, after all.

(Right after Ron tossed his one-liner, he simply walked away, disappointed at what he saw, while Elizabeth prepared to take Ikiza to the cops.)

End Situation

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Artist's Comments: Hehehehe, looks like i've brought back another Ron Simmons DAMN Situation in my gallery, folks. However, this one is also as part of 's art jam in which he calls "Ikiza Never Wins!". To find out more about that, check his journal in the provided link.

'Ikiza Never Wins'-Art Jam: LAST ROUND

Alright, TickleMaster, here's what i've promised you for your Art Jam. Hope you'll like what you'll see here. And thanks for inspiring me to bring back the Ron Simmons DAMN situations. I missed doing that sort of gig in there.

Copyrights of the aforementioned belongs to the following:

Elizabeth Johnson: (C) shnoogums5060
Ikiza: (C) TickleMaster187
Ron Simmons: (C) Himself and WWE Inc.